"any minute now."
"hahahaha!!! you dare summon me mortal."
"...yep l dare, so how do we wanna do this you take my s**ul and you give me what, l want."
'oh there's new ones but in a nutshell okay great now.'
"...Are you okay with this normally people try to loophole their way through it do you just not value your mortal s**ul ."
"Welp..some guy sold his soul on E-**bay for like 400 bucks, so it can't be that valuable."
"l beg to differ."
"yeah, which is why we're here l have what you want you have what l want so how about we get this switcheroo thing going."
"and what do you- squeaakkk -did you summon me in a playroom with a circle made out of side chalk."
" lt worked didn't it."
*sigh*
"what do you want?!"
"eggs."
"What."
"l was baking and l ran out of eggs, so l want eggs ."
"you summoned me a demon for mere ingredients."
"yep!"
"borrow from a neighbor!"
"huhaehehi my social anxiety could never huh."
"than go to the store."
"takes too long and do you know how cold it is outside right now pfffttt-no."
"at the same time it took to summon me ain't it."
"you're gonna give me what l want or not ."
"fine"
*snap*
"thank you"
"unbelievable."