Hello I'm back with another one that the whole idea for the what ifs series was inspired by. Site 42 series x is not but if it was and go check the good Doctor out cause I his dedication to the fandom his so appreciated and his TikTok shorts are the funniest, like "My Little Chef and the Milk Demon." Is the bomb and that got me thinking if I was to throw some alternate anomalies and scary groups that membership involves par taking in long forbidden practices how those bozos like Clef, Jack Bright and Dr Kondraki react, like that's the only reason on a personal matter and if it did happen image the research. Now with all that filler and paying tribute to my seniors out the way let's THE SLASHER NOSTALGIA commence.
Roll up Roll up its the Killer Klowns from outer space now who the hell invited these bozos over well if they did show up then there's the possibility of them joining up with. Herman Fuller as in they're all protected and stuff and they can set up shop and if anyone is a sour puss the they can sweeten up but if not then let's introduce you to scp whatever and they would be classified as. Keter and any case of them doing their antics will be stopped until we get too the big top and cut the strings and this done by Alpha-50 code name Spaceman which is my favourite song by the way.
You thought the joke was over with when the punchline haven't hit you in the funny side yet. Well then you got clowned on more than Georgie because It has arrived in the form Pennywise the dancing clown get the joke as in "it has arrived." Considering the name of the movie and the shapeshifting and the way to fight is the same way the. Loser club did but way more organised and high tech, with a much bigger wallet as in learning about the damn clown, tracking it to the sewer system and finally facing the many fears and killing it but if it. Fear we are talking here then Freddy Kruger is our main guy and for him manage sleep patterns make use of the Scranton reality anchor and invest in dream warriors and other such measures until we isolate him from the dreamscape and starve the bitch and the group for these fear using entity's would be called Brave hearts which is my favourite movie about a Scot showing his arse to some stuck ups.
Now then some times my work may seem a bit of a pain to deal with for whatever reason and that fine but the things the Cenobites get up too is a no go so how do we pin it to Pinhead and Butterball well Alpha-4 the "Pony express." Will uncover and contain the box then we research the shit out of it, keep it in a restricted area for Site Directors only then we send D-class to open it and establish communication whilst protecting our staff with armed guards and a Scranton reality anchor and that the end unless they turn the site into the Leviathan nesting ground.
(Class safe but pending.)
Now then the next one has a thing in common with yours truly and that is being a momma boy. That's right it's Jason Voorhees and this homicidal camper can be a Cyborg/Demon/Zombie at will because why not and it would be up too the Village Idiots to fight back and contain. Camp Crystal Lake so we can block that thing up after acquiring the land permit which is probably a war of stamina considering he's fought fellow slashers in the comic book series including. Jason X and Mortal Kombat characters and he's bringing all three selectable styles for a proper ghost storie.
I'll go into a mini series in author thoughts but our last two are The Tall Man and The Candyman and honestly Jebediah is a puzzle which I cant think of a way to end him so Apollyon class but cutting down the undead servants and Scranton reality device is a good start and for Candyman just stop people from calling him out by using Spies in the Police and other Jobs and the internet is always an option and give his cult the Amnestic treatment.