The first thing Naruto felt upon waking up was the restraints around his wrists and legs. The second thing was the weight around his chest. For one moment, he thought it was some seal array or scroll, but when he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of nice breasts hovering in front of his face. He was lucky that his head was already lolled downwards, so he didn't think anyone noticed him waking up. Still, that didn't explain why there were boobs in front of him.
He sighed lightly; the air leaving his nose and touching the breasts. And he sensed the warm breath that touched his chest.
It was then that he realized, those breasts covered by a semi-transparent mesh shirt were his.
'Kurama, why do I have breasts?'
He didn't receive an answer, but he could almost feel Kurama sweating inside the seal.
Not wanting to confirm as he's already a prisoner and he should think about his next course of action instead of freaking out—but he couldn't. He pressed his legs together, as he couldn't touch with his hand trapped as they were and…
'Kurama, where is my dick?' he said, feeling oddly calm.
As if anticipating the storm that would come if he didn't answer, Kurama folded like wet paper. 'Remember how you didn't want to inhabit your younger's body because not wanting to rob his childhood and that stupid—'
'Kurama. Get to the point.'
'Your body kind of went unmade even more than it was while traveling through the time-stream, as I said it would. So, I had to do some patch work…'
His right eye started twitching. 'What did you do?'
'Well, I've been sealed previously in women's bodies, so I was more familiar with them than a male one.'
He wanted to facepalm. 'So you turned my body into a woman?'
'Hey, it was this or make you a body with a weird dick and something that you wouldn't even be able to use as I'm not even sure how that works, by the way.' Kurama sighed. 'It's your fault. If you would have masturbated more or had sex, I would have a better reference for it. As it is, I made you an exceptional woman's body instead.'
His tone kind of screamed 'praise me', but no way in Hell will Naruto would do that. Though he won't admit that he blushed at Kurama's embarrassing words.
'I don't want a woman's body, though. Also, I could have sex if I wanted, y'know.'
'Sure, you could.'
'And I'm not great at masturbating, you should know that, too!' he yelled inside his head, face burning in embarrassment.
'Heh. I remember how you freaked out at your first boner.'
'Shut up. No one told me what it was! I thought for so long something was wrong with me. And when I learned about it, I've already grown used to ignore it. Agh!'
'See? So, your fault. Not mine.'
He shouted curses at Kurama, though he stopped when the door opened and looked up. In walked Inoichi alongside two ANBU. One of who he recognized as Kakashi for the white hair and the height.
He didn't know how he must have looked, but he knew his face was red and his eyes a little wild, so he understood the raised eyebrow he received from the blond man in front of him. Didn't mean he wasn't even more embarrassed at being caught having a little freak out.
'Calm down, brat. Remember that you're the one with the upper hand here. You're stronger than them. No one can stop you.'
'Shut up and let me talk,' he said to his tenant, before searching for some words to said. Though he could only think of, "Hi?"
"Hello, yourself, Miss…?"
"Err… My name's, uh." Shit. A name. He needs a name. What name could he give, though? The only one that could be associated with him would be… "Ashura? Yeah, that's it. I'm Ashura."
He could hear Kurama facepalming in the background of his mind. 'We should have taught you how to better lie first before putting this plan into motion.'
Inoichi's another eyebrow raised along with the first. "Sure, it is. I doubt I need to spell out the predicament you're in, young Miss. So let's go with the simple questions first, okay?"
He sweat dropped as he sighed. "Okay, time out. I should say first that, as you've noted before, I'm not very good at lying. Like, at all. So believe me when I say I harbor no ill-intentions towards Konoha."
Trying to show his sincerity by gazing at him with determined eyes, he saw a hint of something in Inoichi's eyes, but it was gone before he could determine what it was.
"I believe you think you believe in your words. And something tells me you will try not to lie, but it doesn't mean you won't subvert the truth as much as you can, so let me continue."
She sighed, but nodded in the end because it was the truth. "You can ask me whatever and I'll try my best to answer, but I must let you know I will only reveal all the information to your Hokage."
Though now that she expanded her senses, she could feel the Hokage behind that wall, alongside Danzo, Shikamaru's dad, and a couple others.
Well, this was easier. Though she didn't know how much to reveal with Danzo there.
'You overpower them easily. Calm down, brat.'
Inoichi nodded slowly. "Then, let's begin. Again, can you tell me who you are?"
He thought for a bit, mulling his answer before deciding to screw it and just say it.
"I wasn't really lying when I said I was Ashura. But it's not the name my parents gave me. I'm actually the reincarnation of this Ashura guy, so in a way, I'm Ashura."
There was a faint frown between Inoichi's eyebrows and some incredulity around the edges of his mouth. Still, he asked, "And who is this Ashura?"
Okay. This is where things get complicated but Kurama and old man Hagoromo agreed to let others know about his identity as his something-something son as he accepted him as his successor. So with their blessing, he said, "Well, he's the son of the Sage of Six Paths."
The incredulity grew. He could even feel it in the ANBU next to him.
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