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Chapter 64 - TOME 10 PART 54; WONDERFUL AND FATAL 'TASTE COMBOS'

TOME 10 PART 54; WONDERFUL AND FATAL 'TASTE COMBOS'

DAGARA PROVERB;

You don't need to be a 'Perfect Cook' to understand what 'Perfect Food' should 'taste' like. You merely need to be the 'Perfect Glutton'. The Foundation Of All 'Martial Arts' is rooted in 'Gluttony'. He who cannot 'Protect his Stomach' cannot 'Protect his Home' and cannot 'Protect his Nation'.

HEALTHY COMBOS;

Bitter + Sweet = Nostalgia; a wonderful Romance with Painfully Delightful Wounds.

Sweet + Salty = A life Full Of Exciting Surprises (The Proportion of Salt must be greater than that of Sweetness).

Sweet + Sour = A bitter experience that brings you Wisdom as a Result Of EXP (Sweetness must be greater that Sour; doing the reverse is the exact thing the Devil does when he 'Sows' Tares among the 'Wheat').

Salty + Bitter = A Graceful Nullification Of Bitter Experiences as a Result Of Pleasant Surprises. (The Salt need only be a Pinch; it will absorb the Bitterness into itself).

Spicy + Salty = These are the kind of experiences only 'Daredevils' undertake; it is like jumping from a 'Cliff when you are very high'.

Spicy + Sweet = The sort of 'Romance' a Person whose 'Passion' can 'break' his 'Lover' prefers.

Count;

Bitter=2; Sweet =4 Salty =3 Sour = 1 (OBEDIENCE = ETERNAL LIFE; PROPORTION OF '10 INGREDIENTS' TO A 'HEAVENLY EUCHARISTIC MEAL').

THE 'FATAL CRIMES' SOME 'COOKS AND GLUTTONS COMMIT'

Sour + Bitter = That is like trying to Put Yin and Yin Or Yang and Yang together/Uniting Two Like Poles, A Marriage between two equally Bitter people (Read Further to understand), two equally naive people (everyone will cheat you, so your Family stays Perpetually Poor), two equally cynical people (In that House, everyone shall rub Salt in the Wounds Of Everyone (WOE) else so if you taught your Wounds were bad enough, prepare yourself for they are about to get much worse); the Repulsion shall teach you a Bitter Lesson. (There is a reason why people love 'Tsundere Ships' and some people are actually crazy enough to fall in love with the 'Perfect Yandere', regardless of that 'Fatal Crime' (the Yandere Ship) there is some level of Sense to that (now imagine the Calamity this World shall Face when a Yandere Man marries an equally Yandere Woman; Read the Revelations about the Woman and Red Beast...you shall understand...that is exactly what it means to be 'drunk' on the 'Blood Of The Prophets'); there is a reason why some People love the 'Perfect Airheads' who occasionally show 'brief flashes of True Genius').

Sour + Salty = As if your troubles were not bad enough, you now 'Spring' an even 'Worse Surprise' on yourself; that concoction shall taste worse than before you dropped the Salt into it for it shall be 'Perfectly Bitter' (The Sort Of Thing you call 'Wormwood').

Bitter + Salty(When the Salt outweighs the Bitterness) = Your 'Troubles may seem to get slightly better' but this is the sort of 'Crime' that occurs when 'your loyal companion stabs you in the back' and you scream 'Et Tu Brute'; just when you think things are getting better...they suddenly take a turn for the 'Worse' and you now understand the meaning of 'things turning Sour'.

Spicy + Sour = The 'sort of trouble' a 'fool causes' when he 'puts in a lot of current into a Wire' that 'Perfectly has a Wide Surface Area' thus 'Amplifying the Resistance' and causing a 'Short Circuit via 'Friction' or 'Conflict'.

Spicy + Sweet = The sort of 'Romance' a Person whose 'Passion' can 'break' his 'Lover' prefers. ( You wonder why it is both a Healthy and Fatal Combo? That depends on your 'comprehension' of the 'Word' 'Sabbaoth').

COUNT/RATIO

Sour = 3; Bitter = 2; Salty= 2; Spicy =2; Sweet = 1 (DISOBEDIENCE= ETERNAL DAMNATION; PROPORTION OF 10 INGREDIENTS TO A DISOBEDIENT 'HELLISH' MEAL

CONCLUSION;

'I have never cooked a 'Meal' in my Life except the 'Simplest' but I know this not because I am the 'Perfect Cook' but rather the 'Perfect Glutton' who knows how 'Good Food' should 'taste'.