"....Ugh....where am I?"

In what seemed to be an endless expanse of a completely white space, a boy in his teens woke up feeling groggy as sat up and looked looked

around.

It took no more than a second for his memory of his past life.the memories came flooding in causing a splitting headache.

'So I'm dead? I-I... actually died a fucking virgin' he thought.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," he shouted in madness. "Seriously!? Couldn't I have died after doing the deed? Come on universe, you know what fuck you." Yes the boy had finally gotten a girlfriend and as they were about to do the deed he collapsed and blacked out

"I worked so hard to get that moment....I mean she was a conservative girl so I could barely get to hold her hand in the third week of us dating, I couldn't even kiss her until 2 months after we started dating. It took me 6 months to do that, 6 months!!! And all it takes to take it away is fainting??? FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"he shouted as he almost lost it.

"Hmm....you survived that" an ethereal voice came from behind the boy, he snapped his neck around to look for the source. He shuddered as he saw what was behind him, 'it' looked human but its face kept distorting as it set its gaze on him or what seemed to be as it had no facial features. Like the surface of boiling lava its face kept moving around shifting like liquid.

The boy would've barfed if not for the fact he was a soul, though he was still scared shitless.

Though survived is relative here as you are but a soul" the voice continued as its face continued to permiate like living lava.

"Are you a demo-" the boy didn't get to finish his sentence when the voice interrupted him." No and no, I'm an apostle and I'm gonna reincarnate you into the Marvel universe with a cheat like those light novel protagonists you often read about, got it? You can live how ever you want I won't interfere with it."

The boy was dumbfounded, he couldn't even process what was happening to

"Good, now get!!!" stated the being before a swirl appeared behind the boy and sucked him in then disappeared afterwards.