ACT ONE
Scene 1.
The Garson's house, a man walks towards the front door and knocks.
P. Rutkiff opens it.
P.RUKFIFF : uh, hi.....I don't live here and I was just about to leave.
The man stares at him, there's awkward silence for a while.
P.RUTKIFF : ..so I'll leave...just gotta grab my mirror.
They enter the house.
P.RUTKIFF : there it is..( picks it up from the couch )...uh..( on his way out ).. who are you here for?
GUY 1: Mrs Janet?
P.RUTKIFF : ( laughs ) oh no, no no no, take it from me dude, you do not! want to see her.
GUY : urr, you're not really the kind of guy I'd consider..um..( pretends to think )..how do say this nicely.....reasonable
Rutkiff gasp
GUY 1 : yeah, reasonable..enough to take things from.
P. RUTKIFF : well then, don't say I didn't warn you.
GUY 1 : yeah, yeah whatever.
Rutkiff exits, On his way out, he sees the three kids spying at the lounge. He creeps up behind them.
BETH : ( whispers to Jonah ) If you knew you wanted us to come watch rich men get high, you didn't have to bother. I've been to America man, what's new?
JAMES : yeah, what's new?
JONAH : shhh, ( whispers ) that's obviously not what we're doing.
BETH : ( looks at him, looks towards the lounge and looks back at him ) have you lost it?!
JONAH : shhh!!!
BETH : okay, shush at me one more time and you'll never shush again
JAMES : ( ponders ) what's that mean?
BETH : I don't know man!!!
JONAH : ( sees Mr Edward and D.Chang discussing ) I wonder what they're talking about
JAMES : probably giving Dad a piece of his mind.
BETH : yeah! while they drink happily ever after.
JAMES : ( sighs ) Jonah what does any of this have to do with telling Elaine the bad news?
P.Rutkiff is busy making fun of them and listening in.
JONAH : we're not telling her
JAMES : I'm sorry?
JONAH : we're not telling h..
JAMES : ( cuts in )Yeah, I heard you the first time....I'm sorry?
Jonah sighs
P.RUTKIFF : I think wha...
James and Jonah scream in shock and fall on the floor.
BETH : ( chuckles ) Amateurs.
They both help each other up.
P.RUTKIFF : sorry guys, didn't mean to scare...
They give him a stern look while Beth gazes at the lounge.
P.RUTKIFF : ....sorry guys.
JONAH : Beth how were you not sca...
BETH : ( still gazing ) shhh!!
JONAH : oh, classic Beth! shushing me like I shushed you
BETH : no!..... I mean why not? Just look, they didn't even notice when you guys screamed so loud, Elaine who's busy rehearsing for a role that's not really hers anymore would have heard you.
We see Elaine in her room, with headphones on, 'grooving' to something.
ELAINE : oh yeah, that's the right feeling.
Meanwhile...
GUY 1 : Mrs Garson! Mrs Garson!! Um..anyone really?!
Meanwhile....
JANET : ( In her sleep, sighs in satisfaction ) the life!
Back to the "spy kids" and the Producer.
JONAH : what If we just got lucky
BETH : ( sighs ) or the drinks are getting to them.
JONAH : oh...ohhh yeah you might be right. It go time guys
JAMES : wait Jonah, what do you mean we're not telling Elaine. She's definitely going to find out somehow.
JONAH : not if the decision is changed before then.
JAMES : what?
JONAH : ( Sighs ) urr...( turns to Rutkiff ) Mr.....sir....wait, who are you?
BETH : I think his name is Mr Rust pit or something
P.RUTKIFF : what?...eww!!
JAMES : no it's Rutkiff, he's a Producer.
BETH : ( taps Rutkiff ) well, at least someone knows you now
P.RUTKIFF : You know I was joking with you guys right? I'm a well known Producer
BETH : ( chuckles ) yeah right.
JONAH : okay, Mr Rubtiff
JAMES : fair attempt
P.RUTKIFF : yeah...( turns to Beth ) Rust pit.
Beth looks away trying to avoid the attention.
JONAH : you were onto something before, sounds like you understand my plan
P. RUTKIFF : yeah, I mean, wait for them to get sloppy, then go convince him or plead for your sister, he agrees so that you can let him keep flexing. You get this recorded so you can play it later if he denies it.
JONAH : wow, you do understand my plan, only thing is we're waiting for them to get high...( looks at Rutkiff, smiling ) not just sloppy.
P.RUTKIFF : um, you know they may not get...
JONAH : ( cuts in ) it's that simple Rubtiff!
P. RUTKIFF : Well, it's sure to work unless someone screws up real hard
JONAH : ( chuckles ) it's a simple plan man, there can't possibly be a screw up.
JAMES : well, sounds like a smooth plan. Nice one Jonah.
BETH : ( with eyes on the lounge ) If we're doing this, let's go now.
JONAH : yeah, let's move guys ( turns back ) Rubtiff you'll be our look out.
P.RUTKIFF : um....what exactly am I looking out f..
JONAH : ( cuts in ) I don't know, just felt like saying that!
They head towards the lounge
P RUTKIFF : good luck guys!
JONAH : don't need it!!
P.RUTKIFF : ( relaxes himself ) gotta see how this goes...wait..( hears something ) where..where's that music coming from...damn that's catchy!....( thinks ) oh no don't tell me that guy is....
Back at the house, Loud music playing.
GUY 1 : ( dancing heavily ) damn, so catchy!!
We see Rutkiff snapping his fingers, tapping his feet and nodding his head, just vibing to the music.
P.RUTKIFF : nice.
Act One
Scene 2
We see Mrs Janet coming down the stairs to see what's going on. She walks down slowly, still a bit sleepy, clearing her eyes.
GUY 1 : ( still dancing heavily, turns back to dance another style, sees her ) ahh!!!...( falls down )
MRS JANET : ( sleep clears away ) SAM?!!
SAM : ( stands up quickly ) I'm so sorry!!..( turns off the music )
Almost immediately,
P.RUTKIFF : ( sad ) awn.
Back Inside.
MRS JANET : are you insane?! I was coming down here thinking it was one of my kids.
SAM : I called you several times ma'am but no response.
MRS JANET : then you decided to play music?
SAM : ( pauses for a while ) yeah that's dumb.
MRS JANET : besides,...( points at a chair for him to sit, they both sit ).....you're here on official grounds. What does he want?
SAM : Don said to tell you good job, Chang chatted on his page that you're down, it's no longer news. Once again, you've shown us what you're made of.
MRS JANET : It's not been too long Chang came to see me. I wonder how he kne....ohh Edward. Look, I feel like these kids are trying to tell me something. I may not keep this up for long especially if they need my help. Don already knows who I am, Carter does too.
SAM : yeah ( laughs ) she's even getting tired, guess it's not a good idea to claim you're the best at something when you haven't gone up against the best.
MRS JANET : ( laughs a bit ) tell Don as I've said, if I find out my kids need me, I won't even hesitate to break out.
SAM : um no! no! you really don't want to do that now ma'am. You know how Carter brags. It won't be nice for you ma'am. You've got it in the bag.
MRS JANET : oh sweet simple Sam, ( stands up, taps his shoulder ) don't worry, you'll understand soon. Oh and...( bends to tell him in the ear ) send me that music.
SAM : ( gasp ) you actually like it?! It's not a good vibe for your character.
MRS JANET : ( walks towards the stairs ) It's ending this week Sam, do as I've said.
SAM : sure ma'am.
MRS JANET : ( turns back ) once you leave that door, I'm back in.
SAM : ( looks at her ) yeah!
They look each other for a short while, awkward silence.
MRS JANET : so leave!
SAM : oh!! sorry ma'am....I'm a bit thirsty.
MRS JANET : from the heavy dancing?
SAM : ( fakes up a chuckle ) no not really.
She stares at him.
SAM : yes.
MRS JANET : ( heads towards the kitchen, looking at the stairs like she's seeing something ) come on.
We see P.Rutkiff playing the song on his phone. He sees the kids coming.
P.RUTKIFF : ( turns off the music, goes to meet them ) hey guys...( sees them smiling ) how did it go
JONAH : ( smiles ) let's just say...mission accomplished.
JAMES : it wasn't even hard, seems like he likes Elaine too
P.RUTKIFF : wow
BETH : yeah, we didn't have to say much. They said they'll be leaving anytime soon. We're kinda lucky to have gotten there in time. Well....( looks around ) I'm done here now....( walks towards the house )
P RUTKIFF : ( to Jonah ) guess you didn't need luck after all.
JONAH : yeah
P.RUTKIFF : can I hear the recording?
JAMES : sure, it's with Jonah..( walks with Beth )
JONAH : what?
Beth and Jonah pause immediately, turn back and move slowly to where they were before.
JAMES : um.....bro??.... where is it?
JONAH : James, I...I thought....
P.RUTKIFF : ( sighs ) oh Lord
JONAH :....( sees them staring )...I thought...you recorded it.
James and Beth look at each other then back at him.
JAMES AND BETH : What?!!!
JONAH : I...I... ( sighs ) we can still go back an...
D.CHANG : ( cuts in, walking out of the lounge with Steve and Edward ) Rutkiff! you coming?!...( a bit sloppy )..cause I'm leaving. Curtis!
CURTIS : ( runs in through the gate ) here sir
D.CHANG : start the car.
Curtis runs back.
JAMES : ( smacks his forehead ) oh crap!
Steve Richardson walks out the gate with Mr Edward. Both walk a bit sluggishly.
D.CHANG : Rutkiff, see you later
JONAH : no! wait sir..
D.CHANG : wait for?..
JONAH : you..urr...you can't leave..cause you haven't done what you said.
D.CHANG : what?...( clears his throat a bit ) you mean try and get Elaine another chance?
JONAH : yeah! yes sir!
D.CHANG : come on kid, I just said that so you'll let me be.
BETH : wow...you're good
D.CHANG : I work with actors.
Mr Edward walks in back to meet them
JONAH : ( shocked ) but...but..you...how do you even remember that?
D.CHANG : wait...you thought I was high?
They keep quiet. Chang looks at Edward and they burst into laughter.
D.CHANG : come on kids, what's this, America?
EDWARD : ( laughs ) what's the occasion? It's not even every on occasion we get high. Sometimes we drink to get a bit tipsy not insane.
D.CHANG : yup
Jonah looks at P.Rutkiff.
P.RUTKIFF : I could have told you that.
D CHANG : ( starts heading towards the gate, walking backwards ) look kids, I know I kinda assured you and all but there's really no proof of that. Unless you have a recording of me saying that..( stops and looks at them )..then I'll have to do something about it. do you?
BETH : ( a bit frustrated ) yeah Jonah, do you?!
Jonah sighs.
D.CHANG : ( continues walking, Edward escorts him ) later Rutkiff! ( turns to Edward ) make Janet happy man, I think it's just a misunderstanding
MR EDWARD : yeah it is.
P.RUTKIFF : wait for me Chang! ( looks at them )...the earlier you tell Elaine the better. She can't possibly find out anything more shocking than this. You have to tell her calmly...( sees Chang walking out the gate with Edward )...gotta go....oh and Jonah....( Jonah looks at him )..guess you did need luck after all.
Jonah sighs louder as Rutkiff jogs out.
JONAH : sorry guys
JAMES : ( sees how sad he is ) don't sweat it Jonah, it's not your fault...( Beth taps him )...I mean it's your fault but..it was a mistake. You came up with the idea in the first place. Let's just do what Mr Rutkiff said.
JONAH : yeah, he's right. Elaine can't possibly be more shocked by any other thing than this right now.
Back in the Garsons house. We see Elaine sitting on the stairs with her mouth open and breathing somewhat heavily.
ELAINE : ( hears Mrs Janet and Sam coming ) o...oh..( runs upstairs and closes her room door behind her as she rests on the door, still panting a bit )...wait...oh..God...Mo...Mom's been acting all this while.....( falls slowly, rubbing her back against the door, to sit on the floor ) okay?....damn!!
( t.s )
(From the world of DARGEN Comics.)
Written and Created by Okafor David.I.
( aka YT - Yours Truly )
The Casts And Crews.
Act One
Scene Three.
The next day, Early morning, at rehearsal grounds. The Cast members sits looking grumpy and facing Director Chang
DEBRA : Someone care to explain what I'm doing here by seven in the morning. I don't even get out of bed this early, yet here I am!
DANIEL : well, gotta admit, convincing email sir.
D.CHANG : Okay I know this isn't normal rehearsal time, this is a bit early.
DEBRA : a bit? rehearsal's by three in the afternoon!!
Everyone mutters in support of Debra.
D.CHANG : Okay, Okay! calm down! ( the noise stops ) and I'm sorry if the email I sent was a little extreme.
DANIEL : a little?..( reads from his phone ) you said if we don't come to this rehearsal by seven in the morning, ( slows down ) we'll never come for any rehearsal again.
Everywhere's silent for a few seconds as they pause, looking at him.
DANIEL : what's that even mea...
D.CHANG : ( cuts in ) I don't know man!!
Mr Thomas walks in from behind Chang.
MR THOMAS : guys it's not Chang's fault you're here, it's mine.
ANGELA : yeah and it's also yours Elaine's not here.
MR THOMAS : that's not true
D.CHANG : ( a bit angry ) yes it is Thomas, yes it is! come on man, you had one week and you've already given them feedback even though i told you not to!
MR THOMAS : yeah, that's not true either.
D.CHANG : ( confused ) I'm...I'm sorry, what?
Casts mutter for a while, confused.
MR THOMAS : ( waits for everyone to be calm ) look guys, Mr Chang here is one of the best in this industry. Infact there are only two directors in this city that I and most celebrities regard as the Great Two. Mr Chang is one of them.
DEBRA : who's the other person?
MR THOMAS : you know....( smiles weirdly )...him.
A CAST MEMBER : who's hi...
ANGELA : ( cuts in ) don't even bother, I've been down that road. You'll just be ignored.
MR THOMAS : I respect Mr Chang a lot.
ANGELA : see?
DANIEL : but you laughed and made fun of him when Elaine forgot her line.
MR THOMAS : ( smiles heavily ) yeah well,.....( looks at Chang ) it's not everyday you get to tease one of the greatest directors in the world.
They mutter a little in support of that statement. Debra is heard admist the mutter.
DEBRA : you're my role model sir!
MR THOMAS : When the production sent me to check on this development and I found out it was Mr Chang in charge, I just wanted to come watch some scenes, enjoy myself and check out the new star he's found. But when I saw Miss Elaine mess up, I knew something was wrong but that didn't mean I doubted Mr Chang, I had to find a way to force whatever he saw out of her.
D.CHANG : so you lied about Elaine so she'll plead for one last chance.
MR THOMAS : yeah, if she's good, she'll give it her all
D.CHANG : wow, you're good.
MR THOMAS : ( smiles ) I work with executives.
ANGELA : ( relieved to hear Elaine's still got the part ) oh thank God!
MR THOMAS : but...it's only fair that if we gave Elaine some kind of last chance then we should do the same to the person who lost the role to Elaine in the first place.
D.CHANG : wait what?!
MR THOMAS : and that's the reason you all are here
D.CHANG AND ANGELA : WHAT?!
D.CHANG : Thomas, tell me you didn't b...
MAYA : ( cuts in entering, waving her hands ) HI!!
They all groan.
--
ANGELA : look Mr Thomas sir, asides from Maya not being a very good actor...
MAYA : hey?
ANGELA : .....she's one rude and proud person
MAYA : Why won't I be, you know we're not on the same level.
ANGELA : see?! and I hate how she likes interrupting people, it pisses me off man, IT PISSES ME O..
MAYA : ( cuts in, rolling her eyes ) shall we continue?
ANGELA : ( standing up to meet her, murmuring ) why you
outta?!...
Daniel holds her back to her seat. Chang drags Thomas to a corner.
D CHANG : If you were going
to bring her back, then what was the point of the....( imitating Thomas ) "I respect him a lot"
lecture
MR THOMAS : I just thought it was fair.
D.CHANG : come on man, you don't expect me to believe that.
MR THOMAS : okay, think of it this way, he was the one who sent the audition team. If I get back to them that you were right about Maya, the story's changed from me giving them a bad feedback about you to giving them a bad feedback about him
D.CHANG : hmm...that would be nice!
MR THOMAS : exactly.
D.CHANG : ( looking keenly at him ) but that's not why she's here, is it?
MR THOMAS : ( sees his attention ) you already know why she's here, don't you?
D.CHANG : yup
MR THOMAS : ( sighs ) you just want me to say it.
D.CHANG : exactly, tell me, how did she get another chance
MR THOMAS : ( sighs ) Maya's dad paid the studio to bring her back.
D.CHANG : I knew money was involved.
MR THOMAS : I wasn't going to make my intentions with Elaine known until she'd have come here and displayed an outstanding performance. This ruined my plans. I'm supposed to accept Maya and recommend her to the others.
D.CHANG : ( shocked ) you took money too?
MR THOMAS : what! no, that's what the studio would have me do
D.CHANG : Obviously, he's not aware of this
MR THOMAS : you mean Don right?
Chang looks at him.
MR THOMAS : sorry, sometimes, I forget you don't like hearing his name. Of course he's not
D.CHANG : I have a plan but I'm not gonna dictate what report you're going to give. Watch her and give back your opinion, whether she's good or..
MR THOMAS : ( cuts in ) buh...
D.CHANG : ( persists ) whether she's good or not Thomas. Don't fear, I have a plan, just say your mind. Who knows, you might like her
MR THOMAS : yeah, you're right.
They walk back to join them.
D.CHANG : alright guys, set the stage.
They groan again as they stand to arrange the scene.
DEBRA : ( passing Maya while carrying a chair ) Hey Maya, how's your boyfriend?
MAYA : ( happily ) we're back together
DEBRA : really?..( passes her, smiling ) This should be fun.
Act One
Scene Four
Meanwhile, at the Garsons house. Beth and James are dressed for school, carrying their bags. We see Beth pacing in the living room with James sitting down.
BETH : You know what should have been in this house right now? do you?
JAMES : ( stands ) err..
BETH : A Golden girl prime time purse!, limited edition, and the bonus perfume,....The Scent Of Stars James
JAMES : Beth I think we should focus..
BETH : ( cuts in, shaking him ) The Scent Of Stars!!!
JAMES : ( trying to calm her ) right now, our chance of getting the stash might seem at stake...
Beth shrieks
JAMES : but....but there's still some time, no one expects us to have handled it by now.
Mr Edward walks in with two bags.
MR EDWARD : ( looks around, sighs in relief ) home sweet home.
BETH : dad you were just at the guest house, you didn't travel to Zimbabwe
Mr Edward : well, home isn't the place you live, home is being with the people....
Beth cuts in
BETH : ( waving her hands ) nah, what are we?.....kids?
MR EDWARD : ( looks at them from head to toe) Yes!!
Mr Edward walks upstairs with the bags
JAMES : errm dad?
He pauses
JAMES : where are you going?
MR EDWARD : to my room.
JAMES : ( chuckles in fear ) um, the other room?
MR EDWARD : no, my room.
James walks over to him
JAMES : dad you can't go in there now.
Mr Edward carries his bags and walks past James.
MR EDWARD : sure I can, I trust you guys to have handled it by now. You can't possibly say you haven't.
He starts walking up the stairs then turns back and looks at them.
MR EDWARD :you know,..... I'm so proud of you guys.....once I drop my bags I will give you guys what I promised.
Beth shrieks louder and Mr Edward continues up the stairs.
JAMES : dad wait!
MR EDWARD : ( still escalating ) I said once I drop my bags James
JAMES : we haven't handled it yet!!
Mr Edward almost misses a step but quickly holds the railing..
MR EDWARD : ( with his head turning towards them slowly ) you..haven't....WHAT!!
His bags fall down the stairs. James tries to go pick it up.
MR EDWARD : leave it. It knows better than to go in there.
James goes to carry them.
JAMES : we're sorry dad.
He makes his way down the stairs.
MR EDWARD : We've run out of time kids.
JAMES : We know dad
BETH : Yeah,....they'll soon be out of
the golden girl purses.
Mr Edward and James stare at her. She stares back looking confused.
BETH : what?
JAMES AND MR EDWARD : No!
JAMES : Elaine needs to see her.
Mr Edward stares at James. He looks back twice before being sure he's being stared at. He stares back looking confused.
JAMES : what?
MR EDWARD : No!...( looks away ) the Louis's Drink Collection at the guest house bar is almost finished....( looks at him again )....I guess I kept on inviting friends over.
JAMES : It was one time dad....Ok, we need to stop thinking about what we can get from handling this and actually.....handle..this.
MR EDWARD : how James?
BETH : we even called that Chang guy.
MR EDWARD : It's not like the solution is gonna come through our front door.
Jonah enters the house.
JONAH : ( sees everyone staring at him ) hi guys.
BETH : there's no way you can be the solution.
JONAH : you mean mom? ( smiles ) I actually have a great idea.
BETH : ( stares at him ) yeah, sure, remember what happened the last time you had a...( makes air quotes ) 'great idea'
JONAH : ( sighs ) it's nothing like that, I really think this will work
MR EDWARD : ( chuckles, scratching his head ) yeah um I'm desperate ( looks at his bags )..very desperate. If you help out and get your mom to be happy then I'll give you both their shares.
BETH AND JAMES : What!!
JONAH : I'm flattered dad but I'm not doing it for the money I'm sorry did you say both their shares, as in, ten thousand dollars?
BETH : ( with sheer disdain ) um no! no no no!.....no! no way dad! dad!! ( sees him looking at her, shakes her head ) no!
MR EDWARD : ( sighs ) desperate times.
JAMES : Jonah, I don't know what it is you have in mind but since dad's played his part and Beth and I have tried ours, how are you sure yours will work?
MR EDWARD : em what do you mean played my part...
They ignore him
JONAH : because I'm going to follow my advice. I'll use my sense of commercials and it's appealing power.....
JAMES : ( disheartened ) oh lord.
JONAH : ...I'll tell mom what she wants to hear. Look James, whether you believe it will work or not does....
JAMES : ( cuts in screaming ) I don't believe it'll work!!
JONAH : be that as you think it may, I don't care, cause now, I can collect your money a lot sooner without waiting to get more votes and my followers would be intact. ( smiles ) win win.
MR EDWARD : what vote?
He's ignored again as Beth looks at James and shakes her head sadly.
JONAH : Is Elaine coming or she's already gone to her usual area?
MR EDWARD : Elaine's not going, she said she has take care of something...( curious ) I wonder what that is
JONAH : oh ( heads back out ) later
JAMES : ( on seeing Beth ) Jonah wait!....
Jonah stops and turns.
JAMES : ...but is that what you really want?
JONAH : errm, ten thousand dollars,....( chuckles a bit ) yeah! ( continues walking, opens the door ).
Beth, still close to her dad, gives James a more saddened look, which if studied clearly, is kind of fake.
JAMES : ( quickly reacting to her facial appeal ) even more than proving your point....you know, making me understand.
Jonah pauses immediately as his hand leave the door to close back. Beth face changes from sad to completely shocked.
MR EDWARD : ( confused by their reaction ) um, am I missing anything here?
JONAH : ( turns back in an awkward manner to face James ) what are you saying?....James
JAMES : what if.....what if, instead of Beth's share, ( sighs ) I stake my vote.
Jonah and Beth gasp in shock.
MR EDWARD : Ok, I'm gonna ask again...what vote?!
BETH : I would have told you if you hadn't given away my shopping dreams.
JONAH : ( walks over to him, slowly ) you err...sure about that?
JAMES : yeah If...
JONAH : ( cuts in ) YES!!...( looks around ) I mean uh, go on.
JAMES : ..if you can talk mom out of it then..( sighs )... you have my vote which means you won our bet and....( sighs deeper )..proved your point.
JONAH : yeah!
MR EDWARD : woah!! so you'd rather prove a point which I'm sure is something unnecessary than take ten thousand dollars?!
JONAH : It's not just a point dad, it's my point and it's five not ten
MR EDWARD : ( looks at him for a while )....STILL!! ( in disbelief ) wha...tha...that's not how I raised you!
JONAH : ever heard of a win win win! situation dad?
MR EDWARD : that's definitely not a thin...
Jonah cuts in
JONAH : when I win....
MR EDWARD : ( getting frustrated ) ok, that's beginning to get on my nerves now.
JONAH : ...I get his vote which definitely means I win our bet and I get the cash and..( chuckles )..I get to keep all my followers. A deal like that is just acceptable.
MR EDWARD : You know what I'm not going to accept?.....( starts walking over to Jonah )....
JONAH : erm
MR EDWARD : ..( sounds frustrated )...if after all these rambling, ( one eye twitches continuously ) rattling, rosting,....
James and Jonah mutter in confusion at the same time.
JAMES : rattl?..
JONAH : rosting?...
MR EDWARD : .....you don't achieve what i need you to achieve, ( stops walking as he's now close to Jonah looking keenly at him )
Jonah stares back in fear.
MR EDWARD : ( puzzled ) You actually want to know what I'll do??
JONAH : no?
MR EDWARD : So, why are you still standing?
JONAH : don't worry Dad, I'm on it. ( heads out ) no one follow me...( exits )
JAMES : ( still curious, chuckles ) that's just something he'd say when he wants me to follow him
BETH : what? no it's no...
JAMES : ( runs out ) bye!
Mr Edward brings out cash from his bag and hands it over to Beth.
BETH : ( shocked ) why dad? ...I mean ( collects the money smiling ) whhhy dad?
MR EDWARD : to let you know I can't resist the tantrum of my little queen.
BETH : thanks dad, I never doubted you.
MR EDWARD :( with a one eyed look) uhnn, anyways I'm gonna um.....
BETH : you're just going to follow them aren't you?
MR EDWARD : that's just something you'd say when you want me to follow them.
BETH : ( with a puzzled look ) what? no, that doesn't make any...
MR EDWARD : ( runs off ) bye!
BETH : why are they saying bye, we're all going in the same ca.....oh forget it...( looks around, adjusts her bag ) bye! ( runs off ).
ACT TWO
Scene One.
Rehearsal ground, the stage is set.
D.CHANG : Ok Maya, hope you still remember what this scene's about.
MAYA : yeah, ( faces down ) but not confident though
D.CHANG : ( walks towards her ) alright look at me Maya
She faces him
D.CHANG : I'm going to be very honest with you.
MAYA : ( sighs, faces back down ) oh crap
D CHANG : You have it, it's in you..( looks at her as she faces him in shock ) you just have to get it out of you, become very confident and when you do, you'll be on another level.
DEBRA : Ok, is he talking to Maya or is there an upcoming female action superstar behind us
ANGELA : ( as shocked as Debra ) think we should check if there's an upcoming female action superstar behind us?
DEBRA : ( looks at Angela, looks back at them and looks at Angela again ) we gotta check!
They both look back quickly
ANGELA : didn't see any...
D.CHANG : ( cuts in ) I was talking to Maya
MAYA : you sure?
D.CHANG : ( shocked ) wha...yes!
DEBRA : um, Maya you forgot to tell us the good news
MAYA : what good news?
DEBRA : your boyfriend
MAYA : oh..( smiles heavily )...we're back together
D.CHANG : oh no!.....( sees Maya staring )...no way!
MAYA : yeah
D.CHANG : look, all I'm saying is you have to get that confidence even if it means playing someone you're not so as to be confident, kind of like an Act Off but just you. You play a role to get something out of it. You can pretend to be bold at least just for this scene, got it?
MAYA : got it
ANGELA : um sir, what's an Act off
D.CHANG : It's when two actors play different roles and try to play each other out of character with intense and coded dialogue.
DEBRA : wow
D.CHANG : yeah, it's a masterpiece when it's two great actors involved. The aim is to ensure stability in character. You guys can try it in your spare time, actors try it at times, it can be happening at any place at any time.....( fascinated )...even right about now
DEBRA : um okay?
D.CHANG : ( steps back ) alright guys let's begin.
The Garsons house
We see Elaine resting on the kitchen wall, holding a book on poetry while sipping a drink like she's waiting for something or someone. Mrs Janet comes down the stairs in her robe, yawning and stretching.
ELAINE : ( sees her, sips again ) hello mother.
JANET : ( turns in shock, sees her attitude and the book with her, knows immediately what she's up to, sighs ) ohh....Elaine
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ELAINE : life itself isn't often rewarding..( stops relaxing, sips and stands straight ) but we choose to pride ourselves to make it seem so. Am I right...mother?
JANET : ( with both hands forced on the couch, turns, looking really down ) the way I feel right now, I couldn't care less about what life has to offer.
ELAINE : ( sips ) we both know that's not true don't we.....( sips again ) mother
JANET : ( sighs seeing Elaine drink, her face turning red with vein marks showing on her neck but still looking terribly sad ) why are you calling me like that, it doesn't suit you
ELAINE : well, ( sips ) being what you're not doesn't suit anyone, does it?..( sips again )
JANET : that glass doesn't seem to have a bottom
ELAINE : answer the question mother, the glass shouldn't bother you...( looks at her ) or does it?
JANET : of course I couldn't care less
ELAINE : good...( sips louder )
JANET : ( stands immediately, still red but still sad ) do whatever you want Elaine, I'm going to my room, I want be alone
ELAINE : really?....you're still in character, my drinking doesn't bother you...mother
JANET : ( looks at the glass, realizes ) poets don't drink
ELAINE : as a matter of fact they do, especially the good ones
JANET : yeah...( looks at her ) they! do, don't they!
ELAINE : ( drops the cup ) damn it!
JANET : ( still looking sad ) you're out of character Elaine, though I don't even care why you were in character in the first place..( walks towards the stairs )
ELAINE : fine you got me but drop the act too mom, I know you're in character though I have to admit you're one tough nut to crack.
JANET : I don't know what you're talking about
ELAINE : you don't? I was at the stairs, I heard you and Sam's conversation, just drop the act
JANET : ( walks towards the stairs ) I know but I don't care
ELAINE : oh okay then, will you care when I tell Dad none of....( waves in her direction ) this.....is his fault
JANET : not really...( stops to look at her ) if you thought I was in character and couldn't break me out of it, what makes you thi..( sighs ) do what you want Elaine...( continues walking )
ELAINE : ( getting furious ) is it worth it?!!...( looks at Janet as she stops ) making us go through this emotional roller coaster, especially dad. We need you, I need you!
JANET : ( still sad, looks concerned, ) need me fo....
ELAINE : ( cuts in, angry ) NO! you don't care! do you?....keep on playing your stupid role! I'll go find a mother figure elsewhere....( storms out of the house )
JANET : ( sighs, sits on the stairs ) ohh...Elaine.
Elaine comes back in
ELAINE : forgot my book on poetry.....( picks it up, murmuring on her way out ) stupid book...didn't work.. ( exits....comes back in again ) and one of dad's Louis as he calls it..( picks up the drink, murmuring on her way out ) stupid Louis, didn't work..( exits )
[ If played well, Audience would clap ]
Back to rehearsals. We see D.Chang and Mr Thomas staring with their mouths open.
MR THOMAS : ( in shock ) thought she said she got it!
D.CHANG : yeah, I heard that too,
MR THOMAS : Is this a heartbreak scene or a horror clip
MAYA : ( with her face squeezed so badly and demonstrating weirdly ) not even a call....
D.CHANG : alright Maya stop please stop!
She looks at him confused.
D.CHANG : I mean um, cut
DEBRA : ( supporting herself, trying to stand back to her sit after falling from laughing ) epic rehearsal
MAYA : how'd I do?
D.CHANG : um I videoed it...( gives her his phone to watch )
MAYA : ( staring at the screen ) urrgh am I supposed to be sad
MR THOMAS : Yeah! it's like so clear!
MAYA : ( returns the phone ) you guys are right, I have a lot of work to do, I'm not the one for this pa...
A sound is heard from Mr Thomas's phone
MR THOMAS : oh sorry, just...calling Elaine...( places the phone on his ear and walks out )
MAYA : ( on her way out ) I'm done here!
Some of the Casts mutter at once
GIRL 1 : yeah
DANIEL : Obviously
DEBRA : that's like so clear.
D.CHANG : Okay guys, we're done. It's your choice now. What do you say we stay and rehearse till three while I take care of your refreshments or you go come home and come back again by three. You know some scenes still need a little work to be perfect like the quarrel scene, we can work on that
DEBRA : how refreshed would we be?
D.CHANG : very
They mutter in support of staying.
D.CHANG : good
MR THOMAS : ( walks in ) she's not picking. Someone please get me Elaine.
Act Two
Scene 2.
Later that day, we see Elaine. She's preparing to head out but looks a bit weird. Jonah, James and Beth enter.
ELAINE : ( surprised ) hey guys, Jonah why are you back so early?
JONAH : Raggedy was fired so I just waited for James and Beth and here we are
ELAINE : that doesn't surprise me, he deserves it
JAMES : um, you okay Elaine?
ELAINE : let's just say I'm not in a good mood. why didn't they just bring another teacher?
JONAH : no, he was fired today, on the spot! School said still we should be expecting tests anytime soon
ELAINE : what, tests?! ( sighs ) It just keeps getting worse.
JONAH : I know, School...urrgh, am I right?
ELAINE : ( stares at him for a while ) you're not al....right
JONAH : how am I not all..( realizes )....ohh I see what you did there.
ELAINE : why was he fired?
JONAH : he was teaching maths
ELAINE : oh Lord, I can imagine.
JAMES : where are you going Elaine, to play with your friends?, you know, ( shakes his body ) cruise the Garson way
JONAH : ( joins him ) yeah!
ELAINE : ( gives them a weird look ) stop that!... I'm going for rehearsal
JAMES : oh no
JONAH : erm Elaine there's something we have to tell you
BETH : ( walks towards the kitchen, leaving them ) yeah, no kidding, I'm getting tired of this.
ELAINE : guys I'm not really in the mood for any kind of surprise. Chang called me to come early.
James and Jonah smile at each other in shock.
ELAINE : ( fixed on her arrangements ) don't worry guys, you can tell me later, I won't waste time at rehearsal...( exits )
JAMES : what do you think she meant by that?
JONAH : I don't know
JAMES : she's getting worse, did you see her hair?
JONAH : yeah, she has a lot on her mind...literally
JAMES : It seems Chang later kept his word. Whatever plan you have, it has to work.
JONAH : It will
BETH : yeah right ( walks in with juice and two cups ) if you want, dig in guys
They meet her and they drink together. Mr Edward walks in, surprised to see them drinking juice together.
MR EDWARD : um what are we celebrating?
JAMES : nothing
MR EDWARD : so that means you guys haven't talked to...
JONAH : nope
MR EDWARD : ( walks to meet them ) you're just chilling?
BETH : yup.
MR EDWARD : ( smiles, interested ) alright...pour me a glass.
Meanwhile, back at rehearsal grounds. They're rehearsing the quarrel scene. The place is rowdy as everyone is trying to settle what has now almost escalated into a fight between Debra's character and Angela's character.
MR THOMAS : ( standing beside Mr Chang at the extreme left end of the stage and watching them at the center, laughs ) Love in a puddle indeed!
Elaine enters from the extreme right looking a bit grumpy and walking a bit sluggish.
ELAINE : ( walking, focused on the rowdy display ) wha..the..... ( bumps into a guy walking on a prop, her bag falls down and some materials fall out )
They both bend down to sort them and their hands meet in the process. He looks at her, She looks at him.
PROP GUY : ( still arranging ) I'm sorry.
ELAINE : ( finish packing it back in her bag ) nah, it's not your fault. I was lost looking at them
PROP GUY : ( stares at her ) well, I'm...I'm kinda lost looking at you now.
Elaine smiles. They're both still bending down. They stare at each other for a while.
PROP GUY : um hi, I'm Jerry ( offers a handshake )
ELAINE : I'm...
JERRY : ( cuts in ) O I know who you are
They shake hands
JERRY : The one and only Elaine Garson.
ELAINE : wow, how do...
JERRY : ( cuts in ) I love watching rehearsals
Elaine's face lights up
ELAINE : you do?!
JERRY : yeah, I've heard your name plenty times.
ELAINE : yeah, I work with the Casts
JERRY : I work with the Crews.
ELAINE : probably why I've never seen you before
JERRY : well, most of us are the behind the scenes kinda guy
ELAINE : that's co..
D.CHANG : ( cuts in ) Elaine!
They both stand up and Jerry walks out behind her.
ELAINE : ( realizes everywhere is much calmer ) um what's good sir
D.CHANG : late and still talking, come on, let's work on your scene.
ELAINE : um sir, actually, I only came to address you guys
D.CHANG : ( curious ) address us on what?
Elaine breathes in heavily
ANGELA : ( looking keenly at Elaine, talks to herself ) oh no, don't do it girl
ELAINE : I quit my scene.
Everyone gasp
ANGELA : ( sad ) she did it
ELAINE : can't do it anymore, I'm sorry.
ANGELA : ( stands up in shock ) Elaine!..
ELAINE : ( cuts in ) look at me!....( eyes turning red, shaking a bit )....look at me before I got the role and look at me now....( everywhere is quiet ).....Come on girl you said it yourself, you said I'm trying too much, that's true cause that's how I am and that's how I do what I like. I'm never stuck at intermediate with anything I want to do. It's either I try too much or not at all. It's taking a lot from me and I'm not mentally prepared for this role.
DEBRA : the fact that you know that means you just might be.
ELAINE : Yeah, well, I really don't care. Might as well bring Maya back.....
Everyone gasp again
ELAINE : ...or anyone really....( starts walking backwards )..I'm really sorry guys...I hope you understand...( exits )
MR THOMAS : ( baffled ) ho...hope...I under...WHAT?!!
D.CHANG : ( sighs ) I'm coming guys, just go to the next scene...( exits after Elaine )
DEBRA : ( eats a chip ) man, what a day
ANGELA : ( sighs heavily, looking sad ) yup, no kidding.
ACT TWO
Scene 3
We see Mr Edward, James, Jonah and Beth resting on the couches, groaning and holding their stomachs.
BETH: okay, I...I don't know how this went from a glass of drink to a three course meal.
JAMES : ( with the last drink carton in his hand ) we should have stopped...( groans ).....( sips in the last few drops and groan again ) yeah, we should have stopped...( throws the empty pack towards the pile )
MR EDWARD : I thought....I...I thoug...( groans ) that drink was fantastic!!
JONAH : no kidding...( belches )..didn't even know drinks could make one this full.
JANET : I knew
JONAH : come on beth, there's no way you could ha...
BETH : that wasn't me.
They freeze for a while, turning their necks slowly to see who it was.
JAMES, JONAH AND BETH : ( on seeing her ) Mom!!...( they stand immediately, hold their stomachs and then lay down back, groaning )
JANET : how many did you guys have?
BETH : how many was left?
JANET : Edward, I can't believe you let the kids drink this much.....what am I saying?..I can't believe you and the kids drank this much?
MR EDWARD : It was fun, right guys
They all groan
EDWARD : good times.
JANET : what's wrong with you?!
EDWARD : you! ( stands up slowly, groans a bit ) you're the cause of all this. We miss you and....we just felt like having a little good time with all that's going on
JANET : I'm the cause?, you're the reason I'm like this in the first place!
EDWARD : ( pauses for a while, sits back down ) alright Jonah, your cue.
JONAH : hi mom..( chuckles ) how have you been?
EDWARD : get to the point
JANET : ( to Edward ) you wanna use Jonah to make me happy?
JONAH : no! it was my idea, though lots of benefits came afterwards but I was going to do it anyway
JANET : ( sighs deeply ) ok? I'm listening
JONAH : ( still lying, holding his stomach ) you know how owners get when they advertise and rebrand their products to make it so unique and awesome?, that achieved feeling, especially when they're sure the audience would like it
EDWARD : Oh come on Jonah, really?!
JAMES : wait...dad....can't believe I'm saying this but.., he might be onto something.
JANET : ( sighs ) yeah? what about it?
JONAH : that's the feeling you're about to have.
JANET : I don't get it
JONAH : Elaine's about to follow in your foot steps and become an amazing actor
EDWARD : hey, I'm an amazing actor
JONAH : oh sorry, an amazing star actor
Mrs Janet freezes, looking at Jonah.
EDWARD : I think she already knew that
JONAH : actually, she didn't
JAMES : wait a sec, that's true
Her face is still frozen
JAMES : did anyone tell her before?.....( no one responds ) see? I thought Elaine would have done that but now that I think about it she didn..
JANET : ( cuts in, her face finally changing to complete happiness ) ahh!!!...( she jumps in joy ) we're going to be a family of actors!!
EDWARD : wow, she figured that quick
They stand up to meet her. She hugs the kids. Mr Edward walks slowly towards her. She grabs him to join the hug. They all seperate.
BETH : wow! good job Jonah
EDWARD : I don't understand, is the news that good that you've finally forgiven me?!
JANET : um...actually....( gets their attention )...I was never mad at you
They all gasp
EDWARD : I'm sorry,.....WHAT?!!
BETH : WOW....YOU'RE GOOD!!
JANET : I'm Janet Garson.
BETH : checks out
EDWARD : wait, so why...
JANET : I had to beat Carter.
Mr Edward gasp louder, leaving the kids a bit confused
EDWARD : did you do it?
JANET : yes!
They shout happily and hug each other.
EDWARD : wow! normally I'd feel offended for making me go through this...
BETH : yeah, as you should....what am I saying?...as a man should!
EDWARD : but I must say, it was totally worth it...( hugs her again ) you're amazing!
JAMES : um anyone gonna tell us who Carter is?
EDWARD : ever since your mom had her breakthrough as an actor, Carter, already a top actor at the time, being totally jealous, has always been buttering her and comparing herself with her. Carter's also a good actor but your mom being who she is, showed her she still has work to do and it pisses her off.
JANET : She's always been challenging me and Director Don finally decided to settle it by making us play sad and depressed and seeing who can go the longest. She broke out under two days. I just kept on being in character till the end of the time frame Don set to show her her level, this morning she chatted this...( shows them on her phone )
JAMES : ( reads out ) "You win Janet, truly you're undisputed , hastag the goat" with a goat emoji
EDWARD : Carter admitting defeat, who'd have thought
JANET : ( smiles ) who'd have thought?
James, Jonah and Beth all mutter, congratulating her.
JANET : thanks kids,
JAMES : wait, so where you coming down here to break it to us that you were in character?
JANET : Yeah, then I saw a pile of trash in my living room and changed my mind so your father won't let it happen again.
EDWARD : ( whispers to Jonah ) Good job
JANET : You know, I haven't even said the best part yet, many shareholders were part of this, infact many studios and theaters wanted in
JAMES : seems it's been on many people mind to know who's better
JANET : you have no idea. They all chipped in prizes, most of which I already have, others that really shocked me, including making the winner part of the Honorary Guild Of Actors Association.
They all look at her
JANET : Yes, I'm officially part of the Honorary Guild
EDWARD : Wow!!
JAMES : mom, that's fantastic.
JONAH : Congrats mom!
BETH : Okay, now I can say it was worth it.
JANET : there's still something I have to tell you guys but that would be later. All this while you guys had to take care of yourselves, I know that may have been hard
JONAH : come on mom, we took care of ourselves pretty well
JAMES AND BETH : yeah!
Their stomachs purge. She stares at them as they groan.
BETH : Okay, fair point.
EDWARD : ( chuckles ) besides I was there to take care of them
His stomach purges.
EDWARD : ( groans a bit ) Okay, fair point.
JANET : So where's Elaine, this calls for a celebration, We're gonna throw a party!
JAMES : um, let's hold that thought, I think Elaine's no longer interested
JONAH : you think she quit?
JAMES : ( shakes his head ) that's what she meant by that.
JANET : wait...what....why?!
EDWARD : ( sighs ) there's something you need to know
His stomach purges again
EDWARD : oh come on! really?!
JANET : Edward!
EDWARD : sorry
JAMES : I think we still need to lay down for a while.
EDWARD : no! that's enough of that....( purges again).....tarrgh!! fine!
They rest on the couch.
JANET : Edward, honey....I'm giving you three seconds to tell me what's going on with Elaine
EDWARD : tha....that might not be enough time for me to...
JANET : ( cuts in ) Three!!
JONAH : ( sees the look on Janet's face ) um...Dad?
EDWARD : what?
JONAH : ....USE IT!!
Back at rehearsals, Director Chang walks back in.
MR THOMAS : ( stands on seeing him ) any luck? did you get her back?
D.CHANG : sorry who?
Everyone looks at him, puzzled.
MR THOMAS : Excuse me?....didn't you just go after Elaine?
D.CHANG : no, I went to meet the production board
MR THOMAS : what!...I thoug....why?!!
D.CHANG : I went to show them Maya's video to make them understand that this can cost them the entire movie
MR THOMAS : but you didn't take much time
D.CHANG : Yeah, they didn't need to watch the full video....actually...they...they couldn't watch the full video. Oh and they asked after Elaine...( says smiling and relaxed )
ANGELA : did you tell them?
D.CHANG : tell em what?
MR THOMAS : what do you mean tell them what?....that Elaine quit. Why are you acting so weird?
D CHANG : cause I'm sure Elaine's coming back
MR THOMAS : You...you didn't tell them
D CHANG : No I didn't have to
MR THOMAS : you know I will eventually right?
D.CHANG : No you won't have to
MR THOMAS : ( walks closer to him, sighs ) you can't be too sure sir
D.CHANG : you're right I can't. But if Elaine doesn't come here before rehearsal ends...( sighs ).... all the respect and admiration you have for me......bury it
Everyone gasp including Mr Thomas
DEBRA : um can I bury mine too?...( sees the look on Chang's face as he stares at her )...sorry, just checking.
MR THOMAS : ( steps back ) okay, let's continue
D.CHANG : alright guys let's continue.
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Back at the Garson's
JANET : ( shocked, sits down ) guess that's what she was trying to tell me all this while. You know we even had an Act Off.
EDWARD : really?...who won?!
JANET : Is that a real question?
JONAH : ( stands ) Okay now that everyone's caught up, Mom, Dad, I'm gonna need your opinion on something
JAMES : ( groans ) you already have my vote Jonah, that means you won, so let it go.
BETH : ( stands up immediately ) no it doesn't!... hey I think my stomach's much better
JONAH : excuse me? what's that supposed to mean?
BETH : um....digestion?
JONAH : no I meant...( sighs )...I knew that, my stomach's fine too
JAMES : ( sits up ) yeah I feel better
They all look at Edward.
EDWARD : ( still lying ) I'm good, I'm good, just relaxing.....( stomach purges )....that doesn't prove anything.....except that I might still need a minute or two
Janet shakes her head.
JONAH : Beth what do you mean by 'it doesn't'
BETH : Oh...it really doesn't mean that cause the deal was whoever had the highest number of votes from this family
JONAH : So? I already have yours, mine and..( points at James ) his and dad's gonna vote me cause I kinda helped him out, so it's a done deal.
BETH : ( chuckles ) yeah that's what you'd think.
JANET : ( to Edward ) what are they voting?
EDWARD : I've been asking myself that question for a long time.
BETH : ( moves closer to them ) mom, dad, you both consider yourselves good parents right?
Their faces freeze immediately. They look at Beth.....then Jonah.....then James and then each other.
Answering at the same time
JANET : yeah..... sure
EDWARD : why do you ask?... what have you heard?
Janet looks at him.
EDWARD : I mean um, yeah, sure
BETH : good...( moves closer to them )..and as good parents you've always taught us to do the right thing....right?
EDWARD : If we have wouldn't you know that?
Janet taps him
EDWARD : I mean um yeah, sure
BETH : and saying the truth is a right thing to do....right?
Janet and Edward stare at her for a while, trying to figure out where she's going with it.
JANET : Yes Beth, it is
EDWARD : depending on what you wanna know.....( gets tapped again ) I mean um...what she said.
BETH : ( steps back ) alright, so, I need you to tell me which is better Voice overs...( looks at James as he stands, smiling at them )... or commercials...( looks at Jonah as he smiles at them )
JANET : Oh..so that's what this is about? Now that I think about it, I remember James askin..
BETH : ( cuts in ) yeah, yeah, pick one...( sits down beside them )
JONAH : before you do remembe...
They both cut in
JANET AND EDWARD : Voiceovers!!
JONAH : what?! but....Dad? come on!
EDWARD : sorry kid, you really tried but we just had to be honest as good parents should.....wait a sec
Everyone looks at Beth
BETH : ( playing with her fingers, looks up and sees them staring ) What?
EDWARD : You know what you did
BETH : ( stares at them for a while ) Yeah I do...( stands, paces about ) you know Jonah you could have gotten ten thousand dollars...
JANET : I'm sorry, what?!
EDWARD : ( chuckles) don't mind her...kids
BETH :...but you accepted James's vote as half, so you get five thousand dollars and funny how without my vote and James's vote, it still ended at a draw, which means we get to keep my share and you get to keep your followers.
James smiles.
JONAH : wha....what is happening?!!
BETH : ( smiles ) deal's a deal bro
JANET : ( turns to Edward ) you paid the kids to try and get me back didn't you?
EDWARD : um..
JANET : you know, if you had even apologized, I might have found it hard to stay in character.
JAMES AND BETH : WHAT!!
JAMES : you didn't apologize?
EDWARD : ( looks around ) um..
JAMES : when I said you played your part, that's exactly what I meant?!
EDWARD : You know what, you kids are right, so how about instead of giving you guys your share, I apologize for putting you through the trouble.
Everywhere's silent
BETH : stop bugging the man James!
JAMES : ( steps back ) nevermind sir
Elaine is heard outside the door
Elaine's Voice : thanks for following me home Olivia.
Everyone pause as they listen in
Olivia's Voice : It's fine, I know what you're going through.
Elaine's Voice : You do?
Olivia's Voice : Okay, no not really, I've never quit a part in a movie before
JAMES : ( whispers ) I knew it
They all shush at him
JAMES : hey, I whispered
Elaine's Voice : Yeah, well, it doesn't feel great and I didn't want to...just didn't have any other choice
Olivia's Voice : Well, at least you get to focus on yourself, school.....( talks weirdly )....Jerry
Elaine's Voice : Shhh!!! for all you know, my family could be listening in
Olivia's Voice : Oh come on, your family is full of important people, for example, I'm a fan of your mom and your sister. I don't think they'd have the time to listen in on our conversation.
They all look at each other feeling judged, then they look away from each other feeling ashamed.
Elaine's Voice : ( sighs ) just take care Olivia, and keep...you know who...between us.
Olivia's Voice : Sure, take care Elaine, Bye!
They all arrange themselves quickly, sitting in awkward positions and chattering.
ELAINE : Bye..( opens the door, pauses as she sees them fake chatting ) really...you all are actors and this is the best you could do?!
EDWARD : Oh hey, Elaine, didn't see you there!
ELAINE : yeah righ...( sees Janet ) mom?!
JAMES : turns out she's been acting all this while
ELAINE : Yeah I knew that
They all gasp, except Janet.
ELAINE : um am I missing anything or....
JAMES : You didn't tell us?
ELAINE : yeah, sorry....( sighs ) all I had in mind was how I was gonna go quit my part in the movie. Well, that's a done deal
JANET : So the tale's true....( stands )...are you tired Elaine?...You must be
ELAINE : I...um..
JANET : are you tired?
ELAINE : yeah, kinda
JANET : good, you've quit, it's over, so go upstairs and have a good rest
Elaine stare at her, standing still
JANET : come on now, your comfy bed await you upstairs
ELAINE : um
JANET : Isn't that what you want?
ELAINE : It's not!!...okay?!! you....and everyone in this room know it's not what I want
JANET : even you?
ELAINE : ( sighs, drops her bag and sits by the edge of the couch, beside Beth ) Yes, it's not what I want but I don't know what to do. I really needed to talk to you that's why....
JANET : ( cuts in ) you tried an Act Off
ELAINE : what's an Act Off?
JANET : ( Chuckles ) Okay fine, let's play that card.
ELAINE : that's why I got so upset that time, I'm sorry
JANET : ( sighs, moves closer to her ) I'm sorry too, I didn't realize how much you needed me.....( hugs her )...although, the answer was right in front of you the whole time.
ELAINE : I don't understand
JANET : when I faced something similar to what you're facing now, you know who helped me out,.....your dad.
ELAINE : wait...what?
EDWARD : ( faces them ) well, I don't like to toot my own horn but I tried to tell you....( stands )...and your case is not that hard....
ELAINE : you think so?
EDWARD : I know so...( looks at Janet as she walks towards him )..you're our daughter...we understand you better than anyone.....( faces the others )..all of you...that's why we never forced any of you to go into acting....each one of you liked it at your own time...( faces Elaine )..You may not have auditioned but this proves that you're ready, you've been ready since....even before Jonah was born
JONAH : hey?!
They all look at him
JONAH : ( adjusts himself ) that's it...just hey
JANET : he's right...you've been ready a long time ago
ELAINE : So why does it still feel hard?
EDWARD : cause you still see acting like it's a job or work and that's just how normal actors see it
JANET : Deep rooted actors that love it for what it is, see it as an art
EDWARD : It should be something that when you're doing it, you don't even stress too much about it, nothing else comes to mind, infact you can't get enough of it and you're ready to take whatever risk you feel might come from doing it....cause.....your love for it covers all that.
ELAINE : ( looks at him with her eyes full, sobs ) you're right dad!!.....it does!...( moves to hug him, then hugs Janet )....wait...what have I done?....I've made a horrible mistake.....I gotta go!..( picks up her bag and runs out )
Edward and Janet smile at each other.
BETH : well.....guess you guys are good parents after all
They face her, shocked, with Edward spreading his arms.
ACT TWO
Scene Four.
Rehearsal's almost over, some of the Casts just finished acting out a scene. Few of them take their seats while others collect food and drinks before going to sit down. We also see Thomas sitting at a corner, folding his arms, clearly upset.
D.CHANG : Fantastic job guys, fantastic stuff, we're down to our last scene for toda..
MR THOMAS : ( cuts in, standing up immediately ) what?! Last scene?!....really?!
D.CHANG : ( a bit confused ) what?
MR THOMAS : ( walks over to him ) you really want me to lose my respect for you, don't you?
D.CHANG : ( laughs ) Thomas
MR THOMAS : no...no!...it's not funny, it's not funny at all....come on man....yo.....( pause for a while, then looks completely surprised as he stares behind Chang )
D.CHANG : ( facing him ) What?!.....( notice everywhere's quiet, turns back and sees Elaine panting at the entrance )
Everyone starts clapping.
ELAINE : ( walks in, smiling ) well, that's not the reaction I was expecting.
DEBRA : Suck it up girl, It's not for you
ELAINE : wait, what?
Clapping stops
ANGELA : Mr Chang predicted that you'll come back before rehearsal ends
ELAINE : seriously?..( walks towards Chang, facing him ) wow you're good.
D.CHANG : I work with actors...top actors
Elaine smiles at him
D.CHANG : plus...I'm Director Chang
MR THOMAS : ( with utter joy ) yes you are sir! ....yes you are!!...( shakes him, then hug him )
Both of them smile at each other
ELAINE : I owe everyone here an apology ( faces them ) I'm sorry for quitting earlier, I wasn't ready...( faces Chang, smiles )....I am now.
Chang smiles back at her
D.CHANG : Okay guys what do you say we give Elaine another chance.
Everyone shouts in happiness with some cheering her
MR THOMAS : hold on a sec!...( everywhere's silent as he faces Elaine ) why didn't you answer my call?..... but you picked Mr Chang's call
ELAINE : Oh that was you? I didn't recognize the number.
MR THOMAS : checks out, we're good!
Everyone cheer again.
--
Few minutes later.
Racheal ( Elaine ) : ....you know what?! I'm leaving your life and this time it's forever.
Racheal exits and Elaine enters
Everyone claps.
MR THOMAS : ( sobs ) She's magnificent!!
D.CHANG : I know
MR THOMAS : Congrats man, you've found another star
D.CHANG : Yeah...I know
DEBRA : Okay now this time it's for you
ELAINE : ( happy ) thanks guys....( sees Jerry at a corner clapping and smiling at her, whispers, smiling ) thanks
--
Few days later, they're shooting the scene and everywhere's rowdy as they set up the cameras and props. We see Elaine dressed for the scene, walking towards Edward and her siblings at a corner.
EDWARD : I'm proud of you girl
JONAH : Yeah
JAMES : We all are.
ELAINE : thanks guys, Chang told me about the whole losing my part and it turning out to be a scheme and all...told me how you guys tried, I have the best brothers and sister ever.....
BETH : awwn
She hugs them.
ELAINE : ( to Jonah ) you did have my back
JONAH : told you I would
ELAINE : ( smiles ) thanks
JAMES : ( to Beth ) what do say on our way home....we...shop a little
BETH : ( gasp ) I say yes to that brother!..( laughs, looks around ) I mean um..cool..cool.
Blake and Olivia walk in
JONAH : Hey guys, what are you doing here?
OLIVIA : you kidding?
BLAKE : we came to watch Elaine...( turns to her ) oh and Mr Steve said to give you these ( gives her thumbs up )
ELAINE : ( laughs ) well, tell him I said thank you, guess he finally understands....( turns to Edward ) wait, where's mom?
EDWARD : She's um....on her way
Chang's voice is heard.
D.CHANG's Voice : alright everyone, stage is set! take your places!...take your places!!
ELAINE : that's me..( walks away )
JONAH : ( brings out his phone ) alright mom, here's your video.....live!
D.CHANG : ( steps away from the centre )....lights!!...camera!!...ACTION!!
JANET : ( at home, with a bunch of people, watching Jonah's video ) that's it...that's my girl
P.RUTKIFF : She's fantastic
They all mutter in agreement.
--
Few hours later. We see Elaine and her siblings, with Edward, outside the Garson's, walking towards the door
ELAINE : Okay dad, I honestly don't know why you're not complaining...( turns to Beth and James ) you guys really wasted time...just for shopping
BETH : well....just gotta blend with the trend sis
EDWARD : they're just excited
ELAINE : ( sighs, enters the house, sees the lights off ) what the?
Lights turn on immediately and everyone yell surprise, including Edward and her siblings behind her.
ELAINE : wha....Wow!!!
JONAH : ( walks past her ) that's why
JANET : You deserve it!....( hugs her )
ELAINE : thanks mom!
D.CHANG : Okay guys, let's have a party!!
JANET : Sam.....hit it
SAM : ( smiles, plays the catchy song ) here we go!
They all cheer as they recognize the song
P.RUTKIFF : I love this song
SAM : we all do!
OLIVIA : ( meets Elaine, sees her attention focused elsewhere ) hey?!
ELAINE : ( still staring ) hey
OLIVIA : you know this party's for you right?.....( looks at what she's staring at )....is that...is that Jerry
ELAINE : Yeah
OLIVIA : ( sighs ) that doesn't mean anything girl.
We see Jerry with another girl, holding hands, chatting and laughing.....then hugging
ELAINE : yes it does
OLIVIA : even if it does, is that really what you wanna be focused on right now?
ELAINE : ( shakes it off ) you're right?....hey....catchy tune...
BLAKE : ( cuts in ) I know right, sounds a lot like, I forget her name, siha
OLIVIA : who?
BLAKE : siyar....( frustrated )....urrgh.
ELAINE : well....see ya ( walks away with Olivia )
BLAKE : exactly!!
JONAH : ( walks to the front ) time to get my groove on.....( starts dancing and everyone starts chanting )
Everyone, including Elaine
GO JONAH!
GO JONAH!!
GO JONAH!!!
The End.
Written and Created by Okafor David.
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BETH : well....just gotta blend with the trend sis
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