:Ding!:
My phone showed a notification that I'd just received an email. I was just lazying around in my room on the bed reading some news. A disaster here, another disaster there, what's happening with this world…
I tapped the notification to open the email and immediately thought…
What the hell?!
The email said,
"Thank you so much for today Nana. Please complete the survey below and return it to me when you've got time.
1. Name: Juno
2. Date of Birth:
3. Place of Birth:
4. Address:
5. Hobbies and interests:
6. Best friends:
7. Favorite football team:
8. Favorite musicians:
...."
Jesus Christ. It just went on like that and it had like 30 questions in total. This girl is not exactly how she looks, at least not when it comes to her love interests.
I paused and pondered for a minute. Is it right for me to give all this information to this girl? I could answer all of them (correctly I think), and most of it is just mundane details. It's not like he tries to hide which football team he likes or his birthday or whatever. But somehow it felt a bit wrong to do all this behind his back.
Well, let's talk to him and see what he thinks.
With that I messaged Juno.
"Hey"
"What's up?"
"Do you mind if I tell some girls things about you?"
"What?"
"Like favorite food, movie, etc"
"What for?"
"Someone seems to be interested in you and asked me if I could help"
He will NEVER be able to guess it's Mina. She's just sooo out of his league.
"You mean like a girl?"
"Yeah, sorry to disappoint you. But it's not a boy"
"Lol. Who is it?"
"I can't tell you"
"Is it some creepy girl? This is weird man"
"No. I can promise you that she's a great girl"
"So who is it?"
"Not telling"
"What if I said no?"
"You lose your chance of a lifetime"
"Welp, go for it then. But NO SECRETS ok? And don't tell them anything stupid"
"Don't worry. I'm not gonna mention how you peed in your pants in grade two"
"Fuck you, man. I changed my mind. Don't tell them anything. You probably end up saying some crazy shit"
"Just kidding. But trust me, you will be happy if things worked out with this girl"
"It's not you right?"
"Lol, are you stupid? I'd never fall for you even if you were the last man on the planet"
"Me neither"
"Gotta go now"
"Ciao"
Now I know why Mina wanted to talk through email. Gees, I didn't think she'd send me a whole freaking questionnaire to be filled in.
I sluggishly moved to my PC, opened the email from the browser and started to type in the answers.
So troublesome.