"What ever do you mean Batman, I have been honest the whole time" I said
"You haven't told us that you used telekinesis" Batman said
"Well first off it not telekinesis and second why do you even care" I said
"We need to know all your abilities, to accurately figure out your strengths" Batman said
"Do you take me as a fool, Batman? I have hacked into your computer, I know what you're trying to figure out" I said
"Wait, that can't be true. Isn't that impossible" Superman said
Batman just looked at me.
"I am still under the lasso powers. I only telling you the truth, look I'll even say some more truths. My greatest weapon is my dynamite penis and none of y'all can beat me" I said
"Language" Superman said
Wonder Woman was shocked since the whole time the lasso never when off. He was telling the truth, so she decided to start asking questions.
"Ban, tell me what you think about your self" Wonder Woman said
'Damn, she asked a good question. Now I'm going to look like the mentality insane one here'I thought
"I am Ban, the smartest man in the universe. A god amongst men, no even gods are going to be scared of me, someone who only cares about themselves. I see everything as an object with no value. I seek mostly entertainment and will do anything to get it. I alone will be at the top."I said
'Well shit, now I look like a villain'I thought
They just looked at me and started to have a discussion amongst themselves. It was mostly about what to do with me and my personality. They even wonder if I was sick in the head or something. Then they started asking more questions.
"Are you willing to share your technology?" Superman asked
"No and let's be honest even if you got your hands you guys wouldn't even be able to comprehend how it would work"I said
"Are you will to create tools for the heroes"Batman asked
"Sure but not for free. I don't want money either"I said
"Interesting, are you willing to work on a team?" Wonder women asked
"Willing never, If I I have too then yes"I said
"What are your goals" Superman asked
'Well shit, it to be entertain by using any methods"I thought
"Hmm, good question. My goal is to -"I said but stopped
"Wait why isn't the lasso working?" Wonder Woman said
It stopped working because my soul adapted and now is immune to it. Then I used my snatch to take the whole lasso.
"Haha, the lassy becomes the lassor" I said mockingly
"Hand that over" wonder women said
"Fine, but you are no fun"I said
"How did you do that?" Asked Superman
"By doing a backflip, are you dumb? You just saw me do it and your asking how?" I said
"Seems you are a very special one, aren't you" Wonder Woman said
"If you mean, am I on the spectrum. Then I do consider myself autistic with maybe some bipolar disorder" I said
"No that's not what I meant" Wonder Woman said in a concern voice because of what I said
"Aren't y'all supposed to be the heroes, and here I am getting called special by Wonder Woman. Ohh, how the world can be so cruel" I said mockingly
"Batman, what should we do?"superman asked
"For now, let us-" Batman said but got interrupted
"Leaving so soon? No, you shouldn't I haven't even shown you my latest invention"I said
This peaked their interest. The things I make all have a potential to change the world, so now they were curious.
Then we head to my garage, but before I could open the door.
*rumble* *roar*
The Dinobot I was making broke through a way. It seem to have gone haywire. It probably was a good idea to leave on a robotic dinosaur with infinite energy source, that had very minimal coding to only act like a dinosaur or transform into a war machine.
"Well this isn't my fault, it the BBQs fault for finishing while I was in the middle of creating him" I said
"How do we stop it" Batman said
"You can't, only by destroying it can I be stopped but I should warn you tha-"I was talking till Superman and wonder women charged at it.
Then they hit him and did little damage. He roar at and started to charge at them. They fought for a minute before the Dino bot hit Superman and he bleed.
"What is that robot made of" Batman was mad and he wanted answers.
I mean I did make a killer dinosaur robot that could hurt Superman.
"Well it made out of a very energy conductive Metal but I believe it not the metal that is affecting Superman but the energy it produces"I said
"What do you mean"Batman said
"Well, the battery is producing energy that is made up of an incomplete universe. See the battery has a micro universe that is in it beginning stages so it only produces red dwarf star energy or from low level cosmic bodies. This seems to be having a weakening effect on Superman"I said
Then Batman looked at the situation and it seem to be true. Superman was getting weaker and weaker. Still it was made out of really strong metal that even wonder women and Superman can not destroy easily.
"How do you stop it?" Asked Batman
"Well the only way to stop is to is to build a Voltron, of course"I said
This was an obvious lie but I wanted to create a Voltron and fight it with the Dino bot. Then I headed to my garage. I already my the blue prints I just need to make and code them.
Then 5 minutes later, I come out of my garage with 5 robotic wolves. They looked amazing, but I had a dinosaur to deal with so I couldn't admire them.
"Attack"I commented them
Then the dinosaur just transformed into in robot human form. He then started to attack my wolves.
"Now time for the true power of these wolves, assemble!"i said
They then all started to combine. It was a sight to behold. They turn it to this warrior and started to fight him. Wonder Women and Superman joined but they didn't do much.
They were brutal, they broke pieces of metal off each other. They were leaking/bleeding liquid, I didn't even put liquid in them, were did that come from?
Then the Voltran caught the dinobot off guard and pierced its heart. Now I should say when I say it heart, I mean the Micro Verse Battery.
"Oh, shit. It going to explode"I said
"Contain it"Batman said
Then Wonder Woman and a weakened Superman flew to us. So I decided to be nice and place a force field around us.
Then it exploded, it kill both of them. I was upset but I could always make more. It destroyed my backyard which was fine because I could fix it in a minute.
The trio however was not happy. They were just in a dangerous situation created by me. Well no one told them to visit today, so it was really their fault.
"Well there goes my creations" I said
"Why did you create weapons" Superman asked
"Not weapons, the are more than that. They are master pieces of art and culture" I said
"Well, those art pieces are strong enough to kill us, care to explain" Wonder Woman said
"Well it not my fault, they were just created like that" I said
"You created them!" Said Superman
"Well I just wanted to see if I could and I did, so pat on the back for me"I said
They were just left speechless. So I decided to say something that helped them.
"Look about this team thing, I'll join but there's going to be conditions"I said
The I ran through a list of basic things. Like if I make something for y'all I want materials for things I need. Or no one bosses me. Simple stuff like that.
"That is acceptable" Batman said
The others agreed. Then they decided to leave. Now I am here wonder when this team is going to form or what they are going to ask me to make them. Maybe a weapon or a new satellite, eh, who knows or cares, as long as I get what I want.