It was a typical Tuesday afternoon when 12-year-old Timmy was walking home from school. He was lost in thought, thinking about the math test he had just taken and wondering if he had done well. Suddenly, he heard a loud honking sound and turned to see a bus heading straight towards him.
Timmy tried to move out of the way, but it was too late. The bus hit him with full force, sending him flying through the air. Everything went black.
When Timmy opened his eyes, he found himself in a strange, unfamiliar place. He was lying on a bed made of gold, surrounded by glittering jewels and precious metals. He looked down at his hands and was shocked to see that they were covered in gold dust.
Confused and disoriented, Timmy tried to get up, but he felt a strange sensation in his stomach. Suddenly, he had to go to the bathroom. He stumbled towards a nearby door and opened it, finding a luxurious bathroom with a golden toilet.
As he sat down, he felt a strange pressure building in his bowels. Suddenly, he let out a loud fart, and to his amazement, a small nugget of gold fell into the toilet bowl.
Timmy couldn't believe what was happening. He tried again, and sure enough, another nugget of gold came out. He realized that he had the power to poop gold.
As he sat there, still in shock, a voice spoke to him from the other side of the door. "Welcome, Timmy," the voice said. "You have been chosen to be the new ruler of this world. Your power to poop gold will be invaluable to us."