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𝘊𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬! 𝘊𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬! 𝘊𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬!
Ariani Rosé switched positions as the cameras clicked at her from every angle possible.
"Oh my God, get out my pussy!" She shrieked at the sight of a crazy fan who had somehow gotten under her poofy pink dress. Her fight or flight instincts kicked in and she chose to fight. The creepy man was soon seen howling in pain as Rosé gave him a swift, painful kick with her dagger stiletto heels. He limped away while placing his hands on his balls to ease the pain.
"All of you need to STOP getting so close to me!" Ariani screamed. "It's PISSIN' ME OFF!"
There was a unanimous gasp and murmurs of disbelief heard from the crowd as Ariani rolled her eyes at them.
"How dare she yell at the poor paparazzi and then roll her eyes?"
"She didn't have to kick that poor man so hard!"
"She a bitch, a ho, a thot, a slut, a prozzie, a porn model..."
"Exactly, I'm so tired of her hoe-ish ways, like..."
𝘊𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬!
A paparazzi man smiled to himself after getting the best picture of Ariani yelling at the crowd. Even though she was yelling at the man who had mingled around under her dress, a bit of editing and the perfect caption could change the whole meaning.
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵... The man thought. 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸...
✧༺♥༻✧༺♥༻✧༺♥༻✧༺♥༻✧༺♥༻✧༺♥༻✧༺♥✧༺♥༻✧༺♥༻
"ARIANI ROSÈ YELLS AT LITTLE KID BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET HER MAKE OUT WITH HIM?!"
The sound of glass shattering could be heard from a room in Rosé's ginormous castle-like mansion. The smash was followed by a horrendous scream which was followed by quick footsteps and a door being opened.
"Ari! What happened?!" Ms. Rosé ran over to her daughter and gave her a big, tight hug, the type of hug that everyone loves, even if you're not someone who loves hugs.
Ariani wrapped her arms around her mother and started to cry in the crevis of her neck. "They did it again! They're making up rumors of me!"
"Who? Who made rumors about you?"
"I don't know, it's just the stupid paparazzi, they..." Ariani's voice trailed off as she started sobbing again.
"Ari... you need to stop crying about these things. You look like you overdosed on NyQuil, sweetie, perhaps Desmorphine."
"That's not helping," Ariani muttered. "Plus, aren't you the one who almost died from cocaine?"
Ms. Rosé said nothing as her eyes were darting across the room until they stopped and grew wider at the sight of shattered glass on the marble floor. Ariani was then pushed away from the neck she was crying on.
"You broke the vase I bought you just, like,... three days ago?!" Ms. Rosé stood up from the bed and glowered at her daughter, wanting to throttle her.
"Okay, so what? I was mad!"
"You are not an animal! At least, I don't think so. Do you know how ragged and tattered your brain looks right now?" Ms. Rose literally had to hold her hand back to keep from hitting her daughter. "This is what hallucinogens do to you! They make you madder! Both madder, meaning insane, mentally ill, and madder, meaning angry or frustrated!"
"Are you assuming that I'm on hallucinogens? I ain't nothin' like you, I don't do drugs." Ariani took the risk and rolled her eyes at her mother.
Ms. Rosé's eyes grew bigger than balls that were about to explode. "Are you... talking back to me?! I cannot believe you just said that to me! And rolling your eyes on top of it!"
"I actually don't care about any of that right now, I just need help on how to solve this problem." Ariani sighed and messaged her throbbing temples.
"You know what? I don't give a FUCK 'bout your problems! Not one fuck, not two fucks, not red fucks, not blue fucks, not yellow-"
"I UNDERSTAND!" Ariani roared. "You don't care about me or my happiness. Good for me."
"And I told your dad to use a condom," Ms. Rosé sighed. "But he never listens. Like father, like daughter."
She stormed out of the room rather quickly so that Ariani wouldn't have a chance to get the last word.
"What type of nasty rat does my mom think she is?" Ariani muttered to herself. "The least she could do is help me with my problems. I mean, isn't that what all moms have to do? Help their daughters with their problems? Ugh, she is so annoying."
Ariani sighed and decided to listen to music to calm herself down. While listening to her favorite J-pop songs, she got a FaceTime request from "𝘔𝘠 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠𝘠𝘠𝘠𝘠𝘠 ❤❤❤".
𝘖𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘎𝘰𝘥, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳? Ariani thought to herself as she sat in a seat with better lighting. She arranged her hair and accepted the request.
"Hii, babe! How're you doing? ... That's great! Oh my God, so sorry to interrupt, but this weird ass bitch was caught messing around under my dress! It was so weird, I don't even know what he was doing under there! ... Of course! I was like, 'Eww, get the fuck out my pussy, bitch!" and then I kicked him in his balls with my pointy heels! ... Forreal! People are so weird these days, I don't even know what goes on through their heads. ... Well, except you of course. I hope that man is still howling in pain. ... *laughs* For REAL! But what were you saying? ... Oh, I didn't know your grandma was still in college. I guess I'm happy for her, but getting your master's degree at- I don't even know, like, ninety, isn't really impressive. ... What? I'm just giving you my honest opinion. Anyway, did you know that I'm going to be modeling a makeup collection? I don't know the name yet, but their lip gloss is so shiny and beautiful! ... Yeah, that's great. Anyway, did you see the nasty rumors the paparazzi are making of me? ... What? What do you mean you 'actually really don't care?' I'm in suffering right now! ... I wasn't trying to interrupt you! You were just- ... See? You just interrupt me! It's you, not me! ... Okay, maybe I don't care about your boring life but that doesn't make me a bad person! I can't choose what interests me. ... Okay, now you're just talking just to talk. Aniya is NOT kinder and more caring than me. ... What? When did we get on the topic of dicks? She does not suck dick better than me! You're lying! ... Why are we even talking about Aniya? YOUR EX? You know what, I don't wanna talk to you no more!"
Ariani sighed and put her phone down just to get another call.
"Who is calling me right now?"