Author note: Words between 2 stars are speech made by someone unknown, meaning Mc has no idea who they are.
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When you find yourself plummeting from 500 feet up in the sky, you don't usually have time to think about much, I'm assuming a common question is: How did I get here? Or How has this happened?
I wouldn't know if course, I don't make a habit of falling to my certain death often, at least, I think I don't. I can't really remember much, but that's the least of my current concerns, because while some people would be asking the questions stated above, I settled for screaming my lungs off, hoping for some kind soul to save me from the inevitable embrace of the reaper, but as I got closer and closer to the ground, it seemed that saving grace wouldn't be arriving.
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30 feet
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25 feet
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10 feet
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5 feet
I closed my eyes as I accepted the reality of my impending doom, this truly was not an optimal situation, oh well, hopefully I'm not reborn as some retarded penguin in my next life.
BOING
Uh... OK, is it just me or did I just bounce off the floor? Completely fine, unscathed by the definetly fatal fall, I doubted that's how physics worked, in fact, I doubted that how anything worked, unless the universe decided to have a Laws of The Universe update without telling me.
I got up off the floor, and looked around at my surroundings, a completely green landscape, that looked to perfect to be real.
*Boy*
Huh?! Was that a voice I just heard? But I'm certain no one is there...
*Boy*
Weird, must be some post teleportation thing, A hallucination? A dream?
*Lad, are you thick in yer skull or somethin' I'm talkin' to yeh*
Who... Are you?
*tch.. Dumbass, I'm yer guardian, for some reason the upper ones think YOU will be the one to save this world, personally I don't see it*
All right look, first of all, rude and secondly this is all new to me OK, I don't know if this is a common thing here in this world but, where I came from, people can't READ MINDS.
*People... PEOPLE? WHO DO YEH THINK YEH ARE LAD? I'M NOT A 'PEOPLE' I'M A ESTEEMED GUARDIAN, I'M YER COMPANION, YER SAVIOUR, YER*-
Are all you guardians like this?
*Of course not lad, yer lucky, all the other guardians are borin' old wankers I'm the only one who makes an actual effort to be FUN*
Great, out of all the guardians I could have gotten, I got the sassy Irish one, why the hell am I here anyway?
*Well, the upper ones wanted me to give YEH a big speech, but that's borin', basically, yer in Boreden, a continent being invaded by monsters, fight monsters, kill the king, be the hero, get yer memories back and go home, capiche? *
Well shit.