Then, I remembered who I was meeting with after this, and hopped from my chair.
"That is right! Aquaria is taking me for lunch!" I cheered and turned to leave the room.
Once I was in the office, I stopped and looked around, but all the doors looked the same, and all the walls had them and hallways, but no signs. How did everyone know where to go?!
"The door is over there," A voice from beside me said, and I looked down to see that the plain-looking Frond was beside me.
"Hey! It is you! Where did you go last time?" I asked, but Frond just pointed to a door.
I looked and then opened the door and nodded, but when I turned back, the little bastard had vanished again!
I just shook my head and headed for the door. I was beyond excited to see what this new world looked like since this was my first time out in it! While Jim did tell me to be careful of the women and others, having someone like Aquaria show me around couldn't be a bad thing, right? I was still curious to know why helping someone who was tricked into debt was a bad thing, but I would grill Aquaria about everything at lunch.
The moment I opened the door, I was hit with the light of... three suns?! I had to put my hand up to block the light that seemed to be coming from everywhere, but then I started to feel people grabbing at me.
"Are you Halberd?!"
"He must be! Look at how new he looks!"
"I can make all your wildest dreams come true!"
"I will let you use my body in any way that you like!"
Suddenly, I was overwhelmed by mostly women grabbing at me, but not limited to just them. There were a few more feminine-looking males also trying to grab at me, but I was ignoring them, trying to spot Aquaria.
It took me a moment and some shoving, but I was able to spot her in the crowd waving at me. I started to push through the craziness, but as I did, something was getting closer. Whatever it was, it was coming about as fast as an F-16 fighter jet because the sound was the same. It was a roaring noise that was getting louder and coming straight for us! Everyone else seemed to finally notice this, and people started to scream. Suddenly, the flow that was converging on me was departing even faster.
I ran to Aquaria, but she had a scared look on her face. "What is going on?!" I asked. "What is that sound that is getting closer?!"
"A three-star! We have to get out of here!" She exclaimed, grabbing my hand, but it was too late.
The world behind me seemed to explode as we were hit with a shockwave that knocked me into Aquaria. I pulled her into my arms and turned my body as I smacked into the ground, knocking the wind from me. I gasped for air and then groaned, but then I started to hear something strange.
"Oh, my pussy!"
"I can't stop cumming!"
"My asshole feels so good!"
I looked around to see the women and men from before were all out of their clothes and seemed to be writhing in pleasure on the ground. Some had multiple orgasms, while others just lay still, evidently satisfied. I slowly stood up, taking Aquaria with me, and we both turned slowly to face whatever monster had caused this chaos.
Standing before us was a large black figure that towered over everyone else, but the only thing I could stare at was his massive golden pecker! That thing was like a foot long! Damn golden baby arm hanging from his hips!
"Trigger! I hear you are the big news in town!" The man boomed with a laugh that shook my insides. "Jim told me about you, and he said you were going to have trouble coming out of the precinct! Ha! Look at all these poor sluts! Just writhing in pleasure as they bask in the overwhelming aura of Mi Dong! Golden God of Sexual Feelings!" The giant man laughed, and then I shit you not, he started to moonwalk backward, and then struck a pose. "Sexy time with da Golden Dong! Yeah!"
I helped Aquaria up, ignoring and turning from Mi Dong, but Aquaria had a confused look on her face.
"How am I not on the ground twisting in pleasure?!" she asked me, and I blinked in surprise, and Mi Dong Spoke up.
"Yeah? That is clearly one of the Poor Starless ones! Why are you not rolling around like the rest of them?" The giant said from behind me, and I turned my head to him.
"I mean, thanks for stopping by, but I am already having lunch with Aquaria. I am sure we can do it another day, right?" I asked, but that made the big man flinch back like I had hit him.
"You are denying me?! Or maybe you didn't hear me?! You can't be greater than I! On your knees, Trigger!" Mi Dong roared, pointing down at me, and the orgasmic cries from people around me intensified.
I just looked up at him with a raised eyebrow. "Are you done? If Jim sent you to offer me help, great, but I don't want it," I said, and tried to start walking away with a terrified Aquaria, but a big hand grabbed my shoulder to turn me back around. As it did, something happened inside of me, and I felt a rush of something into me. When I turned around, both Mi Dong and I stared at each other in shock.
Both of us were at the same eye level.
"What did you do?!" Mi Dong exclaimed, backing up from me as he felt his new shrunk body, but that wasn't the only thing that shrunk.
Before I could answer, a wave of dizziness hit me. I staggered and put my hand to my head as I felt myself start to slip.
"Halberd?! Are you okay?!" Aquaria asked, sounding panicked, but I couldn't answer as the world around me went black.