Som Ting University was the most elite university in the entire Som City. You could find every kind of arrogant young master here: dumbasses with rich fathers, idiots with high-standing families, nincompoops with connected grandpas; you get the gist, right? This shit was so prestigious that Winnie the Pooh's daughter studied here.
If your family wasn't rolling in some serious dough and you still dreamed about studying at this university, you would have to become a lackey to one of these rich-but-arrogant young masters. Doing so would cost you your pride, but hey, you get to study here peacefully and bully every poor shit you encounter.
And by poor shit, I mean inferior human spawns here on a scholarship.
So, yeah, let's start with our story.
Like every prestigious university, this university, too, had a class that accommodated the lower class, the plebeians. One might ask, why the universities even did that? Well... it looked good on paper, and someone had to earn the "prestige" of these prestigious universities, right?
This class, filled with plebeians, was situated in the innermost part of the university. Inside the class, you could see a bunch of freshers focusing on the lecture. This poor bunch entered the academy thanks to their outstanding result, while the rich folks got in because their daddies really cared about their country's education and gave buttloads of "donations."
Everyone was focusing on the lecture, the environment was calm, and only the teacher speaking could be heard. However, the calm didn't last that long as it was broken by a sudden shout.
"Ah, Saintess! Woman, why would you bite there! Did you forget your last 'love bite' nearly tore off my neck! Why can't you understand that your ancestors are the Divine Orcas of Omnipotence? Saintes—oh, my!"
In the last row, a boy abruptly had jumped up and was looking at the classroom in bewilderment. Everyone in the classroom was looking at him in surprise too. Both parties had different reasons, though.
The boy was surprised because he had traveled between timelines accidentally. Everyone else felt surprised because they had seen a student jolt up while holding his privates over his pants.
"No shit! Did Ba Dass have a wet dream?"
"He can only dream about Le Bich now!"
"Young Master Bai must have broken his junk. Haha!"
Ba Dass, on the other hand, just stared blankly at the all-white walls of the classroom and the students dressed like sheep. It only took him a second to understand what had happened.
"Haha! Ba Dass is a eunuch now!" said passerby A.
"Your sister will know better whether I'm a eunuch or not."
"Hahahaha! You dumbass, I don't have a sister!" retorted passerby A.
"You will, boy. In nine months."
"Ba Dass, all you know are childish jokes!" said passerby B.
"I don't know. Your mother quite liked them last night!"
"You fucker, my mother doesn't even know you!"
"You are right about that. Gloryholes aren't a good place for introductions, after all."
Amidst the stunned gazes of the class and the teacher, Wei Dong roasted the living shit out of the two side characters. It was such a stunning display that even the teacher forgot that she was supposed to scold him.
After what seemed like hours, the female lecturer finally regained her calm and said, "S-Student Ba-Ba Dass, please refrain from such pr-profanities."
"Ah, who are you to... Oh, what's a pretty face like you doing among a bunch of incels like them?"
"What nonsense is this? I'm your teacher!"
"I'm sorry. I thought you were just a cute student."
"Don't talk like this! I'm your mathematics teacher!"
"Oh, I know all about maths, and I gotta say you've got one significant figure!"
Meanwhile, the entire class was in pandemonium. They just couldn't make heads or tails of what was happening.
They had just seen a student jump up, roast two other students so thoroughly that they resembled an overcooked steak, and flirt with the teacher who was supposed to scold him—all while holding his privates.
Just what the hell was going on?
"Student Wei! Stop talking and sit down this instance, or I will be forced to take strict action against you!" By now, the female lecturer, Li Yan, was flustered but was trying her hardest not to blush.
"Strict action? Kinky. I am all for that in bed."
"You!"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up now! By the way, do you know?"
"What?"
"You can find my phone number in the university's system."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"I don't give this privilege to everybody, but you can call me if you ever want to take "strict actions" with somebody!"
Finally, Li Yan could endure no longer, and a rosy red blush appeared on her neck and cheeks.
After saying his piece, Wei Jiba instantly sat down, snatched a book from some poor student's hands, and began reading it.
While reading the book, he looked so innocent that no one would believe that this guy had humiliated two of his classmates so bad that they didn't dare to lift their heads up. He had openly flirted with his teacher and made her blush.
Even though Wei Jiba could've become the class clown for jumping in the class while holding his privates, no one dared to mock him now.
Two brave idiots had tried to insult him, but in the end, their pride was decimated piece by piece by Wei Jiba. They suffered so much public humiliation, yet they didn't even succeed in insulting him.
While everyone was trying to understand what had just transpired, Wei Jiba, too, was coming to a decision that would change this world forever.
You geniuses must have already figured this out; yes, Wei Jiba wasn't from this world or, more precisely, this reality.
He was from a world where the weakest could defeat the strongest from any planet, universe, timeline, or reality.
Every existence lived in that world was a God, Immortal, Supreme, Reality Epicure, or Timeline Sovereign.
That world was created by some overpowered guy, and he was that world's first ruler. He was said to be the strongest existence imaginable by any being. He was unkillable —old age, heart being shredded into pieces, soul being shredded into pieces, body being shredded into pieces, removal from reality, removal from the life book—nothing could kill him. He went by many names, but everyone who knew him personally called him "Mr. Heavens." If someone else wanted to rule that world, they had to kill Mr. Heavens.
Wei Jiba was the second ruler of that world.
'Damn! I really recoiled into a different timeline due to a blowjob!'