"... What's the matter, Yoshito? Why are you making a dogeza?".
"... I have a request for Katarina-sama this time".
I was in a room in my house. It was originally an empty room that no one used, but it was already occupied by an exchange student "Katarina" who came to our house loaded with anime, soccer uniforms, and a PC to play video games.
In such a room, there is a bonkyupon with exceptional style. She has beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes like jewels. I begged Katarina, who would surely be praised by everyone as a beauty, kneeling on the floor.
"I want you to pose as my girlfriend."
"......Haa."
Katarina speaks Japanese fluently due to her experience of watching all kinds of Japanese anime, even though she is an exchange student. That's why she, who is British, abuses me mercilessly even in Japanese.
"I'm in a very bad mood at the moment. The club of my heart, Liverpool, has lost consecutively against lower-ranked teams. ugh!"
Katarina, who looked rather sullen, sat on top of me who was kneeling on the floor, crossed her legs, and started drinking an energy drink that was nearby. Timeless queen style. If you have that kind of fetish, I'm sure you'll be happy and cheerful even if you fancy something like this, but unfortunately, I don't have that kind of hobby. But I have to put up with it.... I can't hurt Katarina's mood by rebelling poorly here.
"That's why, Yoshito, I'll torture you a lot today. We'll stay up all night with Super Smash Bros, so be prepared."
"All right..."
Because this brat hates to lose, I'm used to playing until she's satisfied. Last time, when we played Smash Bros, we finished at 6:00 in the morning.
"You don't like it? Well, Yoshito doesn't have a say! Hahahaha!"
At this rate, Katarina will do her best to humiliate me. I don't think I can ever win against her.... But I can't back down like this! I can't afford to be hated by Senpai!
"... Katarina-sama, there's something I want to give you."
"Hmm, what is it, could it be that bribery is trending in Japan these days? The news that there are often arrests due to this was a hot topic. If I remember correctly, a company with a K--"
"Don't compare me to those dirty adults!"
"It can't be helped, it's I feel uncomfortable with this, but I'll put up with it. But if I act a little strange.... Hahaha! It's because I love you!"
Katarina says scary things while laughing out loud. Oh, I'm sure this broad is going to annoy the hell out of me again. But she shouldn't be. After all, what I'm going to give her now... the gift should be something she really wants.
"I brought it."
"Whoa, what's this, this is Mutsuki-chan's figure! W-w-why do you have this!!!!
I was waiting for the mail order, sparing no time for sleep, and got it for when to caught Katarina with something someday. As expected, Katarina was fascinated by the bright-eyed figure. After all, this brat seemed to have been dying to have this figure.
"What's up, Katarina, do you want this?"
"Hey, I definitely want it! Yo, give it to me!"
"I can't give it to you for free. Hey, Katarina, will you listen to my request?"
"Oh, you... you tried to bribe me! After all, you're just like those dirty guys!"
Katarina, who had been on the offensive until a while ago, changed her gaze and showed a nervous look. Haha, it might be the first time I've seen Katarina like this. I've felt that it's not wrong to keep teasing her because she always beats me, but that's not my purpose right now. I have to make Katarina pretend to be my girlfriend no matter what.
"This isn't a bribe, it's a gift. Well, it's a bit conditional."
"Hey, Yoshito... Even though I usually treat you like I'm good at this..."
"Oh, I don't need it. Then let's enjoy this to the fullest."
"Wait, wait! Can you hand Mutsuki-chan over to me?"
"Then can you pretend to be my girlfriend?"
"Gu-gununu... I-I can't help it. I'll be your girlfriend."
With a frustrated expression on her face, Katarina tearfully accepted my proposal.
"Okay, the deal is done."
Somehow, I was able to persuade Katarina and made a promise to pretend to be her. Phew, well well well... With this, it looks like my senpai won't find out my lie. safe and sound!
"Yoshito is pretending to have a girlfriend......Ahahaha!