"It's Not Funny"
{Hero got annoyed}
{Chapter 1}
[This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny]
[Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]
(There's a man who wield a huge amount of power and money and his a legend, he once beat the legendary dragon and when people ask him he says)
Hero: Really, like seriously stop asking me these I really just luckily killed the legendary dragon
Reporter: Did you guys just heard that, he says he killed the legendary dragon, his our hero
Hero: Hey I said I luckily kill it and stop asking the same thing I'm so bored of it and I peed myself when the legendary dragon came up to me
Reporter: Wowww did you hear that, he says the legendary dragon came to him because our heroes are way too strong that the legendary dragon even came here by himself
Hero: He doesn't even know me and trying to destroy the city and he just saw me on the mountain and so he was trying to kill me on his way but the volcano nearby suddenly exploded and it killed the legendary dragon and I was hiding behind the rocks when I saw the volcano erupt
Reporter: Holy sh*t did you hear whatttt he said! He uses the volcano with his power and erupts the volcano and splashesash it to the legendary dragon!!! He's so powerful that he could control nature!!! OMG praise to our hero!!!!!
Hero: I'm done trying to explain now move aside I'm tired of you reporters, I'm busy
(Reporter POV: A handsome and cool man being domineering)
Reporter: I know I'm nobody and I'm a boy
Hero: Huh, I thought I told you to move aside?
Reporter: But could I have a chance to marry you?
Hero: (Quickly responds) Nope
Reporter: Nooooo (grabbing heroes leg and not letting go)
Hero: LET ME GO!!!
Reporter: Nooooo!!!!!
Hero: !!! (Oh sh*t, I felt it) (It- it's farts oh no I gonna go to the toilet now!)
Hero: We'll talk about everything later so let me go now quickly!
Reporter: Hero are being mad at me but I won't let go until you accept it
Hero: Hell no, let go now!!! Ahhhhh
Reporter: I won't until-
(Poof~)
Reporter: ..... There's a wind blowing on my face? And it smells like diarrhea...
(The reporter finally let go of his hand but he got poisoned)
Reporter: Ugh ah egh, it's destructors, why... hero use his skill on me, egh I felt disgusting (puke)
(It's too embarrassing for the hero to fart anddd diarrhea in the public and people gathered around and now he wants to hide in somewhere covering all of him)
Crowd: Did the hero just fart...
Crowd: Nah no way hero won't, he's a gentleman but why do I smell diarrhea
Crowd: ..... Uegh (Puke)
Crowd: Hero pooped his pants!!!!!
(Everybody ran away leaving the hero there being so embarrassed, the hero are standing there shedding a tear and has mixed feelings on him and couldn't describe the embarrassment)