|POETIC INTRO|
Not my Ass
Leave me be
She wasn't made for that
Not my Ass
She doesn't get juicy
Let her be!
Not my Ass
I wouldn't do that to myself
She can't please you.
It ain't your Ass
My boobs should be enough
If you think otherwise, then I'm not for you!
It's her Ass let her decide
Her cheery should be enough
Or are they too dry for you to dine with?
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FESTAC CENTRAL HOSPITAL|
"Dr. Yemi Addresses his Team of Doctors"
Dr. YEMI
Good morning everyone I know you are all wondering why I called an early morning meeting.
I will be going on three months' leave I know I have been hard on you all, especially Dr Temi and Dr Henry. That is because I want the best from all of you.
My absence wouldn't be a platform for any of you to slack off.
Dr. Franker will be in charge while I'm away.
Dr. MABEL
But we will miss you, Sir.
(She puts up a sad expression in pretense)
Dr. PASCAL
Yes, Sir, we will.
Please return as soon as you can.
Dr. YEMI
(He turns to Dr. Mabel)
No, you wouldn't
(He turns to Dr. Pascal)
As for you, if wishes were horses, you would want me out of your life for good but sadly I'm not leaving your life.
"The room is filled with laughter"
Dr. FRANKER
(She notices Temilade is usually quiet and absent-minded)
Dr. Temi, are you okay?
You have been too quiet.
Dr. HENRY
I was about to ask the same question
(He turns to Temi)
Are you sick?
TEMI
I'm fine
(She wears a sad smile)
Dr. MABEL
Are you sure?
(She gazes at Temilade)
TEMI
Yes, I am okay.
(She rushes out of the office with both her hands on her lips)
Dr. MABEL
(She turns to Dr. Yemi)
Excuse me, Sir
I want to check on Dr. Temi.
Dr. YEMI
Go ahead.
You can all go.
"They all walked out of his office"
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"Dr. Mabel knocks on the Restroom door"
TEMI
I'm fine
(She washes her face and unlocks the door)
Dr. MABEL
No, you are not, Temi.
That is the third time you are throwing up this morning.
I'm worried about you talking to me, Temi what is wrong?
TEMI
I said I'm fine, Mabel.
(She turns to leave)
Dr. MABEL
Are you pregnant?
TEMI
(She stops and turns to Dr. MABEL)
What?
Dr. MABEL
(She catches up to Temi's anxious body language)
Oh my God, you are pre....
TEMI
(She places her right hand on Dr. Mabel's mouth)
Shut up, Mabel!
Dr. MABEL
Who is the father?
TEMI
Are you seriously asking me that question?
Dr. MABEL
What do you expect me to ask, Temi?
TEMI
Really?
(She appears furious)
Dr. MABEL
Calm down, Temi.
I guess it's, Michael.
TEMI
Of course, it's his.
I haven't been with anyone else my entire life.
Dr. MABEL
Wait a minute.
You mean Michael was your first?
TEMI
Yes, Mabel.
Before I met Michael, I was a virgin.
Stop asking me irrelevant questions
(She drops both her hands on the edges of the sink)
Dr. MABEL
Relax Temi.
First of all the most important is to figure out how to tell Michael.
TEMI
I don't know about that.
Dr. MABEL
Don't tell me you plan on keeping this from him.
This is a decision you both have to make together,
TEMI
I know, Mabel but it's complicated.
I don't know how he will take the news.
Dr. MABEL
I have known Michael for years
Trust me you have to tell him.
TEMI
Hmm, we have to go back to work.
Let's talk about this later please keep it to yourself.
(She wipes off the tears on her face)
Dr. MABEL
Temi!
TEMI
(She turns to Dr. Mabel)
I don't want to talk about it.
Let's go back to work, please
(She walks out of the restroom)
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FESTAC OIL AND GAS, YABA LAGOS|
"Taiwo walks into his office alongside Eniola and Adebisi"
ENIOLA
Welcome to Festac Oil and Gas, Ma
Please make yourself comfortable.
(She pulls out one of the leather chairs opposite Taiwo)
Excuse me, Ma let me ask the Secretary to bring you something.
(She turns to leave)
ADEBISI
Don't bother, Dear.
(She smiles at Eniola)
Do you know you are the spitting image of your father?
TAIWO
You know our Dad?
ADEBISI
(She turns to Taiwo)
Of course.
You are the Baloguns your father is the governor of Lagos
Even those living under the bridge would recognize him.
ENIOLA
Very true.
But I must get you something
You are an important guest.
(She rushes out of the office)
TAIWO
You are welcome, Ma.
Though I am wondering what The CEO of the biggest oil company in Europe is doing at my office.
ADEBISI
(She smiles at Taiwo)
You mean why an exclusive personality would want to associate herself with The future Chief Executive Officer of The Biggest Oil Company in Africa?
TAIWO
I may be my father's first son but I don't know about replacing my Grandfather.
My brother would rather die than watch me take over the company.
ADEBISI
That is why I am here.
I rather work with you than with another Balogun.
TAIWO
But you barely know me, Ma.
You just met me so much how can you tell?
(He appears curious)
ADEBISI
The eyes don't lie.
I know greatness when I see one.
I few years ago, I invested a lot of money in this company.
I want all of my shares transferred under your name.
TAIWO
Don't you think it's too early to be heavy on such an expensive joke?
ADEBISI
Don't you think I will find it annoying that you are convinced I will come from Europe just to make a joke about my money and investments?
TAIWO
I apologize, Ma.
But why me?
Why would you want to keep your shares and understand my custody knowing fully aware that legally I can stab you in the back and keep them to myself?
ADEBISI
You already have the answer to your question.
You prioritized my motive over the benefits attached to my shares in your hands and custody.
Now you know why I trust you with them.
I want somebody on the inside that I can trust and that person is you.
TAIWO
But you are a business guru
You own the most successful company ever by a black woman.
Why would you need me to keep your shares in check?
ADEBISI
You are the one who needs me.
I am doing you a favor.
You need these shares if you want to stand a chance against your brother.
Think about it, Son.
My Lawyer will be in touch with you.
I shall take my leave now.
(She gets up to leave)
TAIWO
I will manage your shares under one condition.
ADEBISI
(She turns to Taiwo)
Now you are talking like a real businessman.
What would that be?
TAIWO
I want access to your connections and resources
I want you to help me find potential clients who will be interested in working with me.
ADEBISI
Hmm, alright I will help you.
Though I want to be your first client.
I will find six projects but they must be outside Lagos.
TAIWO
That won't be an issue, Ma
Thank you.
(He appears excited)
ADEBISI
Alright
As I said, my lawyer will be in touch.
(She walks out of the office)
TAIWO
(He raises both his arms and drops them in front of his face)
YES!!!
(He screams in excitement)
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Mrs. ADEBAYO's RESIDENCE FESTAC, LAGOS|
"Michael walks into the house with Awelle beside him"
Mrs. ADEBAYO
(She walks into the dining immediately after she heard the front door open)
Oh una don come back.
MICHAEL
Mama, Good Evening.
What are you preparing again?
(He walks into the kitchen)
KEMI
Hey, Michael Good Evening
(She smiles at Michael as she picks up the cube of magi from the wooden table)
MICHAEL
Oh, you are here already.
(He turns to Mrs. Adebayo)
Mama, can I have a word with you?
Mrs. ADEBAYO
Ahh no Walhalla
(She follows Michael to his room)
What is it, Michael?
MICHAEL
What is she doing in the kitchen?
I know we agreed for her to stay with us but I don't want that woman in my kitchen.
Mrs. ADEBAYO
Ogini?
Which woman?
You mean the mother of your daughter?
You were the one who told me she pleaded to stay with us for a while.
So I nor understand all these one were you Dey talk come out from your mouth now.
MICHAEL
Mama, we both agreed she could stay not get comfortable.
That woman can't be trusted.
Mrs. ADEBAYO
I sabi watin you Dey talk but she be the mother of your daughter you can't change that and somewhere along the line, that child will ask for her mother's whereabouts.
MICHAEL
Hmm, fine Mother I have heard you.
But we just have to be careful
Mrs. ADEBAYO
Na you I suppose Dey tell that one.
Me and the love of your life nor get any alignment besides I won't clean and cook for your baby mama.
(She teased Michael)
MICHAEL
(He takes off his shirt)
Mama, that's not funny at all.
Mrs. ADEBAYO
Relax jor you too dey vex
Ehen before I forget, Bimpe be fine you come.
MICHAEL
Abeg Bimpe should leave me alone.
(He switches on the standing fan beside his bed)
Mrs. ADEBAYO
Hmm, God know say I nor go put mouth for inside una matter.
(She walks out of the room)
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"Kemi puts off the standing gas and drops the pot of stew on the sink"
AWELLE
Wow, your stew scent is so nice
I can feel the taste already
(She smiles at Kemi)
KEMI
Are you hungry?
AWELLE
Do you have to ask?
I'm starving
(She sits on one of the wooden stools in the kitchen)
"Mrs. Adebayo walks into the kitchen"
Mrs. ADEBAYO
Awelle, Faith Adebayo, what did I tell you about being in the kitchen when food is on fire?
You haven't even taken off your uniform what is your problem?
(She said at the top of her voice)
"Awelle runs out of the kitchen before Mrs. Adebayo could finish her words"
KEMI
Mama, that's okay.
She's still a child she will learn with time.
Mrs. ADEBAYO
That pikin' too stubborn I have warned her about this times without number.
Pikin we're nor dey hear word nor go fit go far for life oh.
KEMI
(she laughs)
Mama, that's okay abeg before you kill me with laugh.
Mrs. ADEBAYO
But na the truth be that na.
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CHIEF BALOGUN RESIDENCE, BANANA ISLAND LAGOS|
"Kate dines with Dr. Shade"
Mrs. K BALOGUN
(She turns to Dr. Shade)
Hope you liked the meal?
Dr. SHADE
Yes oh.
I could tell you made this yourself.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Wow, how did you know?
Dr. SHADE
I can't believe you are asking me that question, Kate.
(She picks a toothpick)
You are one of my oldest friends so I am familiar with the work of your hands.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Wow, do you know you and Ayo are the only people who can recognize my cooking?
Dr. SHADE
How about Chief?
Mrs. K BALOGUN
He doesn't.
We both know conversations of these kinds can't make his list of relevant things to talk about
"Mr Ben Chief head of security walks into the Dining Room"
Mr. BEN
Good Evening, Ma
You have a guest.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
(She turns to Mr. Ben)
I'm not expecting anyone this evening
Who is that?
Mr. BEN
I don't know, Ma
Though she looks familiar
But I doubt if she's been in this residence before now.
Dr. SHADE
(She turns to Mr. Ben)
Didn't she say who she was?
Mr. BEN
Oh yes she did
Miss Agnis
Dr. SHADE
Miss Agnis?
Wait a minute do you mean The CEO of Agnis group?
Asin the oil money?
Mr. BEN
Yes, I think she's the one.
Now I know where I have seen her.
Dr. SHADE
(She turns to Kate who is still recovering from the shock)
Ah, you didn't tell me you are closely associated with that billionaire wow!
(She turns to Mr. Ben)
Bring her in na.
What are you waiting for?
Mr. BEN
Alright, Ma
(He turns to leave)
Mrs . K BALOGUN
No Don't let her in!
I mean go back to work I will attend to my guest.
Mr. BEN
Okay, Ma
(He walks out of the room)
Mrs. K BALOGUN
(She turns to Dr. Shade)
Excuse me dear let me attend to her.
(She gets up to leave)
Dr. SHADE
Ahh but why don't you want her to come in?
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Trust me, Shade.
You don't want to know.
(She walks out of the room)
"Kate rushes to the front door"
ADEBISI
Hello, long time no see.
(She smiles at Kate as she holds firmly to her dark leather purse )
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Adebisi, what are you doing here?
Why are you even in the country?
ADEBISI
I told I was tired of that place I need a change of environment and I want to see my husband and son.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
(She grabs Adebisi by the arm and moves her to a tight corner of the Balogun's Mansion(
I understand how you feel, Adebisi but I thought I made myself clear.
There is time for everything. What if someone catches up to all of our plans?
ADEBISI
Relax, Auntie Kate I covered up my tracks.
There is nothing linking me to my previous identity I don't even the face I gaze at when I'm standing in front of the mirror.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Even at that, we still have to be careful
Chief can easily sense that something is wrong and trust me, Taiwo isn't stupid.
ADEBISI
Taiwo is all grown up now he looks nothing like those pictures you sent me.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Wait a minute, did you confront him?
ADEBISI
That was the first thing I did when I landed
(She sensed Kate's struggling to control her rage )
Before you react please try and understand me.
I couldn't help it any longer I just needed to see my boy's face.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Adebisi, can we talk about all of these later?
This should be the last place you should be at the moment.
"Dr. Shade walks in"
Mrs. K BALOGUN
Miss Agnis, please meet my friend, Dr Shade.
Dr Shade meets Miss Agnis The CEO of Agnis Group.
ADEBISI
Wow, nice to meet you.
I have heard a lot about you.
(She stretches her right hand towards Dr. Shade for a handshake)
Dr. SHADE
(She pretends not to notice that the subject of conversations was altered the moment she stepped in)
Nice to meet you, Ma.
(She welcomes her request for a handshake)
Mrs. K BALOGUN
So Miss Agnis was just about to leave.
Dr. SHADE
Ahh so soon?
(She turns to Adebisi)
You didn't even come in
ADEBISI
Oh I was just passing by
So I decided to say hi to my friend here.
(She gazes at Kate)
Dr. SHADE
Your friend, hmm that's nice.
Mrs. K BALOGUN
(She turns to Dr. Shade)
I will be back let me see her off.
Dr. SHADE
Alright.
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TAIWO's RESIDENCE YABA, LAGOS|
"Eniola walks into the Residence"
ENIOLA
Omo, this places is beautiful Mummy will be furious that Grandpa sold this house to you.
TAIWO
I just hope she doesn't find a way to blame me for Chief's decision.
Because I didn't ask for this I only told him it will be better if I work from Yaba so I will be buying a house there.
(He sits on one of the leather couches)
RUKKY
But Taiwo you get Ego shall Chief was willing to give you this place for free but you insisted on buying a house that is legally yours.
TAIWO
Well, I know Grandpa and trust me it's best I do it this way.
I want to own properties that are not linked to where I'm coming from.
RUKKY
But this house will forever share the history of the Balogun's so even if it's legally yours, you can't change that fact.
ENIOLA
For a second he sounded like Bayo
(She teased)
TAIWO
(He drops the flat-screen remote)
That's a lie I am not like that your proud Ego filled brother of yours that thinks he is entitled to everything.
RUKKY
Yes oh Yea that's true
(she hugs Taiwo from the back)
Don't talk about Taiwo like that again
He is nothing like Bayo.
ENIOLA
(in-between laughter )
Sorry no vex
I just dey joke.
"Maria and Onyinye walk into the Residence"
MARIA
Wow, this place is beautiful.
ONYINYE
Uncle Taiwo, Auntie Rukky and Eniola
Good evening.
MARIA
Good evening, sir and Ma
ENIOLA
Good evening what took you guys so long?
RUKKY
I was about to ask that.
MARIA
Oh, we are just coming from the library our test is coming up very soon.
TAIWO
Hmm, serious students.
ONYINYE
Ahh sir, it's not about seriousness oh
We don't have a choice so of those lecturers are heartless.
MARIA
So why are you guys here?
(She sits beside Eniola)
ENIOLA
Chief made Taiwo a branch manager so I am here to assist him.
(She points at Rukky)
This idiot is here to make noise and bother my life.
"The room is filled with laughter"
RUKKY
I nor blame you at all
Oya bye bye I'm going
(She gets up)
ENIOLA
(She grips Rukky's right wrist)
Don't try it oh
You know I was joking na.
RUKKY
Better
(She sits down)
MARIA
(She turns to Taiwo)
Wow congratulations
ONYINYE
(She opens a bottle of Fanta)
Congratulations, Sir and Ma
MARIA
Onyinye na food go kill you one day.
ONYINYE
Abeg leave me oh.
(She Gulps down the bottle of Fanta)
TAIWO
Let her be oh.
Beside this is her house too
I want you guys to move in it will be more comfortable and less stressful.
MARIA
Ahh, sir
There will be no need for that.
We will visit from time to time.
(She smiles at Taiwo)
ONYINYE
Sir, Thank you I will be moving in tomorrow.
Me I don't understand what Maria is saying.
If she likes it there, that's on her.
I have accepted your invitation.
Me and my load, we dey mount this house tomorrow.
"The room is clouded in intense laughter"
RUKKY
Oh God this girl you too funny abeg.
ONYINYE
No, I love being honest oh.
Me I have talk my mind.
E get who nor like better thing?
MARIA
So I'm the one that doesn't like better thing
I don't blame you, Onyinye.
TAIWO
(In-between laughter)
That's okay.
I will send my driver to pick your things tomorrow
My decision is final
I will feel at ease if both of you are here.
ONYINYE
Thank you, sir.
ENIOLA
Who else is feeling this hunger?
ONYINYE
Me oh
I can eat Maria now if only you guys permit me oh.
RUKKY
Onyinye, you are a crazy girl.
Alright, let me check if the stew is ready.
(She walks out of the room)
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LOLADE's RESIDENCE LEKKI PHASE 2|
" Mrs. Adesoji visits Lolade at her Residence"
LOLADE
So what is the update concerning Mrs. Obi?
(She crosses her legs)
Mrs. ADESOJI
I tried my best to convince her but she says she need no reason why she should deny her husband and betray his party.
LOLADE
Hmm, but you know we must find a way to earn her trust. The NNC already has the North. We have the South on our side the West is being divided between both parties but there is no clarity in the East and that is alarming.
We can't split the East with them we have to earn the people's trust.
MRS ADESOJI
I agree with you on that but fear won't solve our problems right now. We need to campaign heavily in the East The election is less than two weeks from today
There is no time.
LOLADE
Why don't we go through Mr. Obi himself?
Mrs. ADESOJI
That will be very difficult because that man would rather lick your father's ass than dine with me.
Besides my sources tells me there is a sort of arrangement between both of them.
LOLADE
What is that?
Mrs. ADESOJI
Mr. Obi has promised to Deliver the East to the NNC party if his youngest granddaughter agrees to marry his only son.
LOLADE
Do you mean Temilade?
Mrs. ADESOJI
Yes!
I always forget her name I don't know why.
LOLADE
Then it's simple all we have to do is make sure that union never takes place.
Mrs. ADESOJI
I even heard Temi is giving the Obi a hard time.
Probably because she's in love with someone else.
So all we have to do is find out who that man is and make certain for sure that nothing comes between them.
LOLADE
Leave that to me if that's the only way to get the Obi's on our side, then I will do everything I can to stop that marriage.
Mrs. ADESOJI
Alright.
Before it escapes me, what have you done about Taiwo's recent curiosity?
We can't risk him finding out about the misery behind his mother's death.
LOLADE
Leave it to me.
I will take care of Taiwo.
(She picks up the glass of red wine beside her)
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CHIKE's RESIDENCE. FESTAC, LAGOS|
"Chike picks up the frying pan as he simultaneously dials Mabel's line"
CHIKE
Where the hell is this woman na?
She's supposed to be on her way na.
(He drops the frying pan and picks up three eggs)
Omo this pepper strong oh.
"Mabel walks into the kitchen"
Dr. MABEL
Baby, I'm here
(She unbuttons her blows and drops her hungry lips on his)
CHIKE
Wow, you look excited.
Tell me about it.
Dr. MABEL
I missed your hands I want to eat you hard
(She grabs him by his shirt and pulls him to herself)
"Chike slowly lifts her and drops her on the couch in the suiting. Mabel struggles to unbutton his shirt as the buttons were too stubborn finally she was able to take them off.
She caresses his back as his tongue was making its way to her fluffy ears.
"Oh God, Chike you are bad"
She mourns out as his watery lips and tongue drops on her coffee-brown right nipples
He has his eyes locked on hers as he makes his way to her dripping flowers.
"Omo this girl you dey wet sha"
He gently pushes his finger into her bosom he pauses half then lifts the tips of his finger to the upper part of her walls.
"Babe what you doing, Mabel asked in a dead-to-talk voice"
"You are about to experience something your world of imagination may not be able to comprehend"
He gently rubs the surface of her top walls for a few seconds and pulls his hands unexpectedly.
"Chike just kill me, she said as she wets the couch with her uncontrollable fountain"
He pushes sideways in an attempt to bury his pride in her ass.
"Chike that's my ass"
Chike whispers into her ears
"I know we try new things every day" "
Dr. MABEL
Ehh? ṣe o ya were? No, be me and you go do that one
(She pushes him away)
CHIKE
But there is nothing wrong with that na.
Dr. MABEL
Ehh?
You say?
Everything about it is wrong.
The anus was created for excretion, Oga.
(She begins to feel this burning sensation down there)
CHIKE
Are you ok?
Dr. MABEL
Omo, my vaginal dey hot me
(She gets up from the couch)
CHIKE
(He recalls slicing pepper and onion earlier)
I think it's my hands.
I sliced pepper earlier.
Dr. MABEL
Ahh, this boy don kill me oh.
(She rushes to the bathroom)
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FESTAC OIL AND GAS, HEADQUARTERS|
"Mr. Akin walks into Chief's Office"
Mr. AKIN
Good morning, Chief.
(He drops a brown envelope on Chief's glass table)
CHIEF BALOGUN
Good morning, Mr Akin.
So what do you have for me this morning?
(He picks up the brown envelope)
Mr. AKIN
That is the young man Temilade is seeing.
CHIEF BALOGUN
(Gazes at Temilade's photograph with Michael)
Are you certain?
Mr. AKIN
Very positive, Sir.
She frequents the Adebayo's residence a lot and she is very much involved with the family day to day activities
She also sleeps there sometimes.
CHIEF BALOGUN
(He flips through the photograph)
Hmm, this is good but I want something more concrete.
Because if this is true, I will do everything to end this nonsense.
Mr. AKIN
Also, Temilade is financially involved with them. She took care of the little girl's hospital bills and some other bills.
CHIEF BALOGUN
Hmm, so not only is she involved with a poor man from a poor background she is also involved with a financial vampire
This is getting interesting.
(He turns to Mr. Akin)
Is that all?
Mr. AKIN
For now, yes.
CHIEF BALOGUN
Alright
You can go I will send you some perks and incentives.
Mr. AKIN
Thank you, Chief.
(He walks out of the office)
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THE ADEBAYO's RESIDENCE, FESTAC, LAGOS|
"Kemi walks into the house"
MICHAEL
Oh, you are back?
KEMI
Yes, I am.
Omo, I don't like that Awelle's school
MICHAEL
I want to ask you why but I don't see any reason to.
(He picks up the glass of juice on the dining table)
KEMI
Michael, what do I have to do to make you warm up to me?
You keep treating me like am the devil.
MICHAEL
Maybe you were the devil for a moment.
(He pick-up his shoe)
KEMI
I know nothing I do right now can pay for the pain I cost you in the past but I'm doing everything I can to prove to you that I have changed and am here to stay.
(She stands in front of Michael)
MICHAEL
I don't care about what you say or do right now.
You are only here because I wouldn't want to give my daughter any reason to think I treated her mother badly.
You can stay as long as you want but doesn't mean you are needed here or I care about you.
KEMI
Come on, Michael we both know you still care even though it isn't intense.
I am the love of your life you lost your virginity to me.
MICHAEL
In point of correction, you were the love of my life at a time when I was stupid and naïve.
KEMI
Your eyes are still cute kind of reminds me of how we met.
(She kisses Michael)
"Temi walks into the house"
TEMI
Babe, are you ready to go?
(She appears shocked and perplexed over what she just saw)
MICHAEL
(He pushes Kemi away)
Temi, it's not what you think
(He approaches Temilade)
TEMI
(She drops her right palm on his right cheek)
I thought you were different
(She walks out of the house)
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