I swear me and my friends rewatch Ninjago and finished it in a week and Almost all of the Intro's are bangers, ngl they never miss on the good intros not once.
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[Meanwhile inside the Velvet Room]
"JUST JUMP UP, KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN" I sing with one arm around Justine, the Other around Caroline as the both look embarrassed as music plays around
We kick out our feet to the beat of the music as under us Lucifer struggles around with his hands and legs tied in pointy light courtesy of Kaguya as she blankly stares with a slight smirk
"THEN YOU JUMP BACK AND DO IT AGAIN" Justine says to my amusement as her sister just shakes her head and smiles as I see in the distance Igor Laughing his ass off
" NINJAGO" "NINJA" "CMON, CMON AND DO THE WEEKEND WHIP" Caroline starts us off as we finish followed by her sister as I smile and open up
" JUST JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN " I say as the music dims in the background as Lucifer just stares blankly in my direction
" Great job y'all we got 14 seasons of songs to get through so we gotta pick up our pace " Lucifer looks done with life as he just says, "Fuck me"
[ Back with the adeptus ]
Cloud Retainer can be seen carrying the unconscious body of our main character as the wind blows over her body revealing her worried expression hidden by her feathers as on her back Shenhe looks worried at kymani
Beside her flies Mountain Carver who has a disgruntled expression due to the genuine feelings of enjoyment the boy had brought tho the Adeptus's relatively closed off life on their Mountains as he prays to Rex Lapis with Yanfei worried gripping tightly on his feathers worried for her friend
Below them 2 Figures are seen speeding rampantly below as Ganyu and Moon Carver with a solemn expression look onward conflict on what to do as in the distance approaches a hotel more specifically the Wangshu Inn
[Back in the Velvet Room]
Kymani stands on a stage made of pride with a open slab under it revealing Lucifer who is ferociously struggling as behind Kymani Caroline is on the drums with Justine on her right holding a harmonica
Beside kymani Kaguya stands emotionless with a mic in her hand as Justine and Caroline start playing their instruments as kymani forms a guitar he as starts playing
Igor sits in a seat with a confused expression as a thought reverberates through his mind 'How did we get here' as a country theme plays
" RUN THAT TUNE " kymani screams to his crowd of 1 as the twins start playing as kaguya sings " It's going down, I'm yelling timburrr! " she says as she shoots an arm to the side one holding the mic to her face
" You better move you better dance " She says as she moves her hips as by her kymani Jiggs to the beat " Let's make a night, you won't rememberrr! "
" I'll be the one you won't forgeeet, ohhh, ohhh ,ohhhhooo" The music pauses for a second as a single drum plays with the light dimming near everything except kymani who is posed with a cowboy hat in front of his face as he puts it on
The music starts to reverberate as Caroline goes on a rampage with as kymani gets sturdy while singing " The bigger they are, the harder they fall. This biggity boy's a diggity dog. have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerking in their bras and thongs (timber)"
As Kymani and Caroline go wild on the stage assisted by their team Igor focuses downward at Lucifer as he notices everytime the drum is hit Lucifer is launched to the left and right and is currently being slapped around
The only thoughts Lucifer has in his head currently were ' This couldn't get any worse ' as he hears the music play above him as kymani thinks ' I AM HIM ' as he thinks of more turtu- cough, Concert ideas
[Back with the adeptus]
As the Adeptus move wind flowing furiously behind them they suddenly stop as in the distance a spear blasts toward their direction as Cloud Retainer and Mountain Shaper land on the ground with their Passengers getting off, kymani still dormant in the air
As the spear gets close it's trajectory leans downward as it cuts through the ground ferociously as the Adeptus patiently wait as it slowly stops its momentum sending dust flowing nearby them
As the sounds calm down 2 green eyes are seen cutting through the dust as they get closer as a masked man with a spear on his shoulder cuts through the dust sending it away from the 2 parties
" Why have you come here, Has something happened? " Xiao says as he takes off his Karma mask waiting patiently as Cloud Retainer speaks, " we seek council with Rex Lapis for my disciple, This one understands you last interacted with him "
She says as his body is slowly lowered into the ground in front of Xiao who's eyes start to shine with a dangerous glint as his mask reforms upon his face as he says " There is an aura of extreme karma upon him, unlike anything I have seen before "
Xiao says as he slowly walks up to kymani's body spear in hand " We must destroy him, it would be a mercy, less he falls like my family " He is stopped though before anyone can move as unexpected to everyone Mountain Carver makes a small wall of earth gaining Xiao's attention
" I don't particularly enjoy his company, but I can confirm he can control himself at most times, though he does get bloodlusted within fights " he says as the earth wall falls down as Cloud Retainer nods in approval
" He doesn't willingly open up to his problems and so we think it helpful if Rex Lapis were to interact with him, but we haven't seen him since the last Rite of Descent"I
Xiao just looks shocked and raises his eyebrows " Your bothering Rex Lapis for someone's emotional trauma, a human's trauma who is clearly covered in excess amounts of karma? "
Cloud Retainer shakes her head as she says, " Not a human, a spirit similar to ancient times " Xiao seems unsure but shakes his head before saying " Follow me "
[Meanwhile back in the Velvet Room]
A dark room lights up with Lucifer sitting in a chair with his hands still tied up as I have a dark colored cop costume with shades on and a fake badge as my hands are on the table looking at his eyes
" TELL ME THE INFORMATION JOKER " I say in a fake Batman voice as Justine walks around the room with a baton and cop costume I made for her " I'd listen to my friend inmate we wouldn't want to get... rough" she says as she slaps the baton on her hand elbow on Lucifer's shoulder
He however just looks blankly at me as he says " You do know to torture people in hell I had to test the methods personally correct? Secondly I am your persona I can't directly lie to you, perhaps not the full truth but I can't lie you simply needed to ask the right question "
Justine puts on a pouting look she quickly hides to my amusement as she looks at her outfit, " You can keep the outfit if you want it fits ya " I say with a smile as she looks away presumably blushing
" I was keeping it anyways, have fun with your investigation " She says looking to the wall as she walks hiding her face with her arms crossed as she closes the door leaving me and Lucifer
I look deeply into his eyes as I now notice they turned completely black as we intently stare at each other as I speak " Firstly stop staring that deep it's gay even worse it's homosexual "
" Secondly why in God's name did I go on demon time as despite how traumatizing it is I must admit I felt stronger " I say as his pupils return back to normal
Lucifer smiles as he says " That is the right question, you see as a persona we each have our stories and as your born persona I would've normally been a fool however someone interfered and granted me more power than usual "
" With my story I would've started with many skills related to judgement before you grew strong mentally for my true form to release the fallen archangel Satan, I do prefer Lucifer but I digress "
" But due to a certain person's interference I started at the end rather than the beginning, so to not turn you into a mass murdering psychopath as it's bad long term I sealed myself as previously stated "
" Something I'm sure you have noticed your powers grow in tune with your sin, if you feel fear. If you doubt yourself the ability will weaken of course this differs with each sin but I digress. Normally I wouldn't intervene as much but were running out of time and I need you to be drowned in your sins before you can lift yourself up "
I look angrily at Lucifer but as he talks I just breath a long sigh of annoyance as I make a chair of pride I sit on as I look at him " What changed them what's making us 'run out of time' " I say while bending my fingers
Lucifer smiles at my question as he speaks " Its quite simply really...you are the one running out of time so to speak not so much me"
I tilt my head in confusion as a gesture for him to go on " Well as I hid away my sins for you to conquer they got affected by this world's 'Erosion' as ole Cloudy said, an unforseen occurrence"
" The point being the sins unless you conquer them will slowly devour your mind whole until your soul is filled with pure malice leaving you a spirit of fury quite similar to your 'sister' you would need your own BDSM gear to not go insane after that point, but it would be a temporary solution for a downward spiral "
He then smiles as his eyes turn black as the room shines with a red sheen as he speaks " of course when you beat the sins similar to the one that kicked your ass earlier in your career here then you obtain more time, after all the more sins you control the less the other sins can work with"
" You only have a month I'd argue before you need a red chain to bind your malice, with it your intelligence would take a nose dive though and would completely lose your mind in a week"
"Fair warning though currently your only as strong as roughly the third sin you encounter, and that's arguable since their getting stronger the more you delay" Lucifer finishes as his eyes turn back to the normal white and black
Now fully informed on the situation I dissipate the room as I look to Kaguya who was behind the door nodding as Lucifer's bindings disappear
" ah finally my back was getting sore~" Lucifer says as he stretches around as I hear multiple pops behind me as I walk forward and create a couch out of pride saying the only logical thing I can for this intellectual interaction " Fuck "
[Back with the Adeptus]
Xiao brings us to a tall building as Ganyu exclaims with surprise " Why are we at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor" as Xiao stops for a second and says " This is where Rex Lapis spends his free time" as he turns back around
Cloud Retainer and the rest have transformed into a more human form to look 'inconspicuous', despite that being so due to their 'special' personality they still look very different
[These guys don't actually have human forms as far as I know so imma post this in comments here what I believe they would look like]
As they walk into the parlor Xiao throws out his hand as they stop as his spear appears with him throwing it at the edge of the entrance as a bucket with water falls on the ground spilling " Nice try "
he says as they all look at a corner where a girl with a hexagram hat pops out with a smile yelling " SURPRISE " as Xiao shakes his head, they all blink as the girl is suddenly gone
" Oh it seems my services are needed this person seems unconscious, at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor we prepare for the end, as such I'll give a group discount, how about it? " she says as they turn around to see her poking the unconscious kymani on Shenhe's back
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Mehhh I mulled over it and split the chapter so I can be more lazy and y'all get more chapters, low-key I'm a tired guy right now
while I get this nap in hope y'all have a nice day, I'm not gonna mention how long ago I was supposed to post this
Have a nice day
peace✌️ (2000+ words)