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Chapter 21 - Breaking Bad

once again I'm having too much fun with this time skip lol, also due to my dude gaining some semblance of sanity I can use more fun ideas I had in mind

...damn Cloud Retainer slapped the crazy out of him, that's wild

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moving as smoothly as possible in my panic I barely dodge the platoons of tentacles atop of my surfboard

Even I'm shocked somewhat due to this being my first time riding one ' its likely the boots helping me ' I think as I look at the runic markings

however my thought is immediately cut short by a tentacle with a mouth at the end launching at me that I barely dodge as I jump off the board

" Ok no more Mr nice guy " I say as a silver and orange slivers of light cover my body as I pull out a revolver and shoot my head, " DANCE IN THE STARLIGHT, KAGUYA PICARO "

I scream as kaguya appears behind me, " it seems my assistance is needed " Kaguya says doing a slight bow holding her red dress as she appears in a burst of silver light

" YA THINK SO " I say as I dodge another tentacle trying to hit me from behind, Kaguya opens her eyes as as multiple arrows of light shoot at the tentacles at me

giving a slight sigh at the breather I finally cross my hand, " High counter " I say as a red light surrounds my body as I crack my neck with my eyes glowing a neon orange

" hey wanna see a gamer moment " I say to Kaguya not taking my eyes off of gluttony as he roars at me in pain from Kaguya's arrows, " if it would help you survive, yes "

she says In a blank tone as I conjure up multiple giant rocks nearby Guzzlord as I open my hand ears bleeding as I slowly close it crushing multiple rocks around Guzzlord

Guzzlord struggles summoning a giant tentacle wrapping around my body, I smile slightly sweating as the second it touches me it rebounds back at Guzzlord making it roar as it's covered in rock

" This scene should be quite familiar no? " I say summoning wind in my hand looking at Kaguya as she blankly looks at me, " I'm sorry wrong Kaguya " she says in a sarcastic tone

I immediately stop applying pressure to the rock as immediately it turns to dust around Guzzlord as he suddenly bites the space in front of him as a tear appears in front of me

This catches me off guard as Guzzlord sends more hungry launch themselves at me biting my arm I wince from the pain as I suddenly can't move my body

Guzzlord doesn't miss a beat as it immediately starts charging what I assume is shadow ball as I barely keep consciousness, suddenly though I feel refreshed as I'm able to move my body

I immediately start slowly feeling weak as I figure out, 'FUCK he steals energy' I immediately cut off the hungry but it does nothing as I make a bite out of pride in my mouth

as I cut off my arm screaming mentally as I feel the drain in my energy stop as I hear " Diarahan " as once again I feel a sense of relief as my arm suddenly Bursts out from the previous stump

" Stop being reckless despite you having access to Lucifer's SP its nothing to something made from him " Kaguya says in an annoyed but worried tone

" Yeah also he seems to be getting serious " I say collecting the dust and spinning it rapidly as his three mouths collectively bite creating numerous space distortions he shoots his hungry through

' kinda funny how he makes the hungry from terraria with pride and he is gluttony lol ' As the dust starts to pop from the speeds I'm spinning

I create a tornado I control through my arms and slap away the hungry as soon it lights aflame as I smile wildly as I concentrate the winds on Guzzlord

Guzzlord roars for a second at the dust explosion I was causing nearby him before just eating the attack and sending more hungry at me

I deadpan at this before dodging, " y'know I'm starting to see a pattern here " I quickly slice multiple hungry coming from portals nearby me

" Your not going to succeed and will likely lose at this rate" Kaguya says In a slightly worried monotone voice

' Is that even fucking possible ' I think as I immediately counter the hungry with my sea of swords I create from pride

attempting to gain more distance as Guzzlord is getting uncomfortably close with his gaping maw about a meter away from me I rapidly spin the blades around me as I amplify them

with wind

With my boots ramifying my intent they change once more to straight up peter pan 'shoes' as I'm launched at immense speeds you tearing through multiple hungry leaving bright glowing dust as I fly

" Y'know when I said I was gonna regain all of Lucifer's power I didn't expect it to be this annoying " I say in retrospect as I keep sending multiple waves of pride now that I'm free to attack that did nothing against gluttony

" clearly he is a world persona, wildly stronger than me " Kaguya says with such sass it surprised me as she also sends multiple light arrows against Guzzlord that are eaten away

" we clearly need a plan or else this only ends with me being eaten or at a severe stalemate " I say as I throw everything I have, sharp blades of wind, Giant rocks, and multiple weapons made of pride

However Guzzlord's fatass just eats it still looking pissed at me in particular as my face goes as hard as stone as I realize what I need to do

I look at Kaguya who gives me a confused look as I give her a solider salute as I bring out my multiple blades of pride as I look at Guzzlord who seems to start taking the battle seriously

I form gauntlets made of pride on each hands as I carry my swords that glow orange with a black heart in the middle as I gain black lines down my face

(Just think Delta sans [pic here] but the MC with multiple arms like asura and a fucking sword, honestly I'm just fucking around at this point since the MC has gained some intellect back and I'm just thinking of fun ideas that are possible with the cannon I set up)

My eyes glow orange as I say with a smirk, " get ready Gluttony because the real battle starts now" I say as I rush towards Guzzlord

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Listen I'm just fucking around as I've realized the power to control shadows is fucking broken as long as you use it correctly

also as some may have guessed the reason the MC can use his power fucky wucky, willy nilly is because he is using the power of his op stand

Although when we get to the more crazy enemies your gonna see how far it gets him such as gluttony who can eat fuck all he wants

something I realized about creative freedom is you can do whatever you want as long as you make a plotpoint that makes sense afterward

and yes the MC canonically loves Undertale Incase nobody noticed

peace ✌️ words: (1234)