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Chapter 8 - The Most Bizarre Adventure

I feel an overwhelming power radiating from my body with Lucifer behind me I mindlessly dodge the sneak attack coming at me from behind

'pride control' the earth nearby me shakes as suddenly a gigantic blade rises from beneath it

It then shrinks to perfectly for my hand 'gain distance' I say mentally as Lucifer throws me just out of the village

"Don't fucking attack me for no reason in your next life" 'hell to pay' I put all my anger and rage onto this singular move amplified by my newly christened sword

As I slash the world turns grey I turn around and run away as almost 5 seconds later the world broke and I felt a huge shockwave hot my back sending me into a nearby ditch

as I fall I feel nothing as if I wasn't affected by it at all, then I pass out

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I wake up back in the Velvet Room I expect to hear one of the 3 inhabitants but then I hear clapping flood my ear

I open my eyes and quickly stand up to see "Lucifer?" I say at a loss for words confused why he is here

"correct my friend" he says with a smile a regular one ' i will never get used to normal smiles after being surrounded by Igor for this long'

shaking my head I move upward toward him to look to him face to face as I ask "so uh how exactly are you here if I didn't summon you"

Lucifer seemingly gets disappointed with this question as he says "wow you immediately think I wouldn't exist here just wow"

He says this with a smile though so I think he was messing with me as he walks away

l stand there for a few seconds confused before I shake my head and walk to Igor

Igor notices me while I walk toward him clapping "well done contractor you have unlocked your persona now you will unlock the full capabilities of the velvet room"

'I art thou, Thou art, with the awakening of a new persona you have unlocked the fool confident'

I hear a wierd chant in my ear but I shake it off focusing on Igor awaiting further explanation, he quickly turns opening a flap behind him

Through it I see the twins playing around on the beach "Caroline, Justine come here for a second"

They immediately stop and walk towards Igor as he closes the flap, a few minutes later they both come around from the left side

he focuses on me once more as his smile widens " these 2 will be vital during your trips to the velvet room, they currently can help you summon and fuse Persona "

I once again hear that word persona, I got a general gist of what it was once I summoned Lucifer.....'the mask'

as I'm realizing that mask was a persona Caroline steps up to me " currently our abilities are quite limited however as our bonds grow we also grow in power "

The Velvet room glitches for a second as I see a yellow butterfly get consumed by a giant shadow, I slip confused before everything goes back to normal as Igor smiles at me

' well that's a threat if I've ever fucking seen one '

Justine walks up to her sister near me " we're not going to make it any easier for you so good luck" she says her smile adorned on her face

coughing getting my mind out of the gutter I hear another one of those strange messages flood in my ear

'I art thou, thou art I, with the awakening of a new persona you have unlocked the strength confident'

' bruh didn't even get a new persona literally only got Lucifer.... I think ' "well that's pretty good then right now though I think I should wake up"

"understandable" says Caroline who I believe was going to say something before her sister walks up to me "see ya later K" immediately sending me out of the Velvet room

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waking up my eyes are slightly blurry as I see some kind of purple bird with sparks flowing down it's feathers looking from a person's shoulder

I wipe my eyes for clarity to see a 'emo?' whoever it was they seemed to immediately notice I was awake as their green eyes scale to mine

being my first human interaction in a while I immediately gain distance rolling and standing up

looking downwards she seems to be in a black dress with purple highlights In a fucking I kid you not me JOJO POSE

I in a slightly less tense mindset simply ask " who in the hell are you and where am I " I ask noticing I was in a unfamiliar deep wood area

" Rejoice visionary of the stars for I Prinzessin der Verurteilung brought you from the realm of howlers who were prowling in your sacred area in search of your humanity "

"the fuck" I respond to the complete gibberish I heard that I barely understand "so basi-" I was cut off by the FUCKING BIRD who says " you were found in Wolvendom being dragged by wolves in a deep sleep, we found you with Mein Fräulein saving you from them "

slightly unhinged from a ' FUCKING BIRD ' talking to and interrupting me I responded slightly hostile " I can translate the fancy lady's language thank you very much "

there was a change in mood as I said that with

princess DV looking slightly angry at me, with the bird looking unfazed

' wait why the fuck did I say what I just thought

is this some kind of consequence to my- ' this train of thought was immediately cut out with DV throwing her hand to the side before saying

" Think to it you see in for thought insulting my familiar, born in the mightiest of raptures in my necessity he is a Beyonder " 'jesus she must have a giant thesaurus'

"listen" I say sitting down back to a tree " sorry for insulting your bird I've had a uh bit of a crazy week as you might be able to see by my fit"

I say gesturing to my clothes " so excuse my English if I'm a bit rude " shifting to a more comfortable position " so I assume there are a lot of wol- " I cut myself off noticing a purple sparkling gem as it reminds me of the 7 colors I saw in my mind

She starts to notice me looking elsewhere and tracked my eyes to her eyepatch she coughs heavily to get my attention before saying " Starchaser I ask of thou to ride with confidence as we set up on the early sun to the warm hands of mother earth"

'oh she wants me to follow her to her town....yeah not happening' "while I would love to explore the warm hands of mother earth with you I need to get my weapons back"

I start to stand up " so if you could help me find those wolves that stole my weapons, I'd gladly follow you to the ends of the earth" I say after standing up in exaggeration

Her smile widens at what I assume for me following her speech somewhat " affirmative comrade of shadows we shall walk upon the den of howlers with haste lest the ruler finds us upon its domain"

' ok well heres to hope this ruler isn't some kind of giant wolf cause bloody hell I've seen enough big animals ' "ok let's go then" I say summoning Lucifer

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yoooo lazy author in the house after a 2 week break I'm back in action also I know there are some inconsistencies with how Fischl speaks but I've searched her lore up a bit and her age supposedly it's 16 but I've found info she could be in her twenties before traveler arrives so I'm going with her being older and wiser

sidenote I was gonna post that giant chapter just getting the entire arc over with when I realized I could just post it in smaller parts and still have the entire arc done

"wow smart idea author not like that's literally common sense" Shut up your not powerful enough to break the 4th wall yet

anyways peace "chao"