at last I was facing the Taurix (half human space dragon) and i was ready to take it down with all my strengh when.....
{2 years ago}
As i was just finishing eating breakfast in our wonderful earth.. I heard my doorbell ring so I went to get the door and to my surprise there was à creature I have never seen before in my life. I figured it was an Alien and I was kind of freaked out.
̈Hello you be friend my ̈ it spoke to me. I was surprised it knew our language though its grammar was rather bad. ̈sure, i guess? ̈ i replied to the creature, then after that it took my arm and started going somewhere
-Where are you taking me!? I yelled.
It gave me no reply and before I knew it, it started to take me to its UFO or ship. I tried to break free from the Alien but it was way too strong, I could never be that strong. After a while I was standing forcibly under a UFO and right then I started going up and it kind of felt really cool but scary at the same time. I started getting worried and wondering how I could possibly get back to earth because clearly I couldn't just jump out of the Ufo or else I'd surely die right there instantly because there is so much oxygen. After a while we were up in space and then..
-It is not very easy for me to speak and to breath on earth.
-Wait, you can speak correctly?.
- Yes indeed i can.
Right after that the Alien turned into a human that was green and honestly i had never ever seen something like that before (duh), then I got curious, very curious. I was kind of scared but I wanted to ask questions, I wanted to get to know the Alien more, then after I looked around and outside for à few minutes then slowly I started to realize this was not space! The planets looked nothing like Uranus, Neptune, Saturn, Venus, Mercury, Mars and Jupiter, so I couldn't help it but ask:
-What is going on? Why are all the planets looking different and why are there nine planets?
But I got no actual answer, the Alien just told me -That's just how it is.
I was not very happy that the Alien didn't really tell me the answer I was looking for but oh well I guess there's nothing I can do about it. So it just continued to fly the ship around and at one point I wanted to ride the ship too but obviously I couldn't because only Aliens can fly ships right?
I've been waiting for long now and I'm really tired of sitting but I don't really have a choice right now and all I know is that i am not very happy with the Alien because I was just eating my breakfast peacefully and I just want to go back home because I'm no astronaut. The Alien could've at least given me an astronaut mask so I could breathe outside. Right now I just realized that I've been tied to something all this while, it resembled a pillar going literally through the top of the UFO and boy I was honestly confused, confused indeed. So yet again not expecting an answer i asked a question
-How and why is this long pillar resembling something going through the roof?
-Do not worry about it, we are almost to our destination. Oh my gosh I got answer, finally It took long enough but that didn't mean I would give it an answer, not at all, it doesn't deserve an answer, not from me. I kept shut and we started going slowly once again and before I knew it, a circle in the bottom of the ship opened and the rope that was tying me untied and i started floating downwards into a weird place and I knew we were in another planet in space and maybe even another universe. The first thing I was surprised at was that I could breathe and second of all, this place looked like Tokyo and it was very sci-fi and plus I couldn't read anything but it was definitely not japanese.
Once again the Alien held my arm and started bringing me somewhere and it's feet were going very speedy and the speed it was going at was very inhuman. After a while of this inhuman speed we finally arrived at this big building and I've never seen a building like this when I was on earth ever. We entered the building and their were no doors but to keep the place safe there were invisible barriers. How did i know that? well I watched lots of movies and judging by the science fiction movies I watched I think I know this stuff pretty well haha. After another moment the Alien took me too this place and had me sit down, then said
-food you can eat
And I was like
-Oh, thank you I was getting pretty hungry.
-I know that.
So I started eating slowly because that is indeed how I used to eat on earth normally all the time so I shall do the same here and everywhere else I go. I also like to savor my food whenever I eat, ALL THE TIME. The alien seemed to be watching the backyardigans and I could see that through its phone? The alien saw that I was curious so it said:
"this is the Iphone 48,400,786,860 and it can brush your teeth for you, choose your clothing, make your breakfast, lunch and dinner and plus the coupons in the phone can give you a 99 percent off on everything, it can spawn an amusement park in your backyard and give you any house you want for free, but that's onnly kind of useful to you humans.
-What! What do you mean that stuff is only usefull to us humans?!
-Uh I don't know?.
-Can i have this phone? How much did it cost?
-It costed 000.1 cents with the coupon and yes you can have it one cent doesnt hurt you know.
-Wait what? what was the original price?
-678,398,889,899,876,543,456,781,8,765,432,123,450 Dollars but way less Yun
-Woah! That is so much money and even Elon musk doesn't have that much!
After eating, the alien said he would give me some money to buy outfits as I would be starting some sort of training that I don't know what for. You know I love spending money so I went and bought, let me see... A LOT OF STUFF and I was charged 8 billion dollars (don't ask) BUT I used a coupon so I only payed a dollar in Yun of course. The Alien said that I actually bought the right uniform for the training and a bunch of other useless things that the alien thought was not very necesary to buy but I think they were very necessary and I think i'll use most of the stuff but maybe not all. So now I have started the training with so many buff men that had green skin. But I was like what did i do to deserve this, they are way too strong how am i gonna get trained i'm totally gonna get crushed instead. But oh boy I had too face it because i tried running away but a buff man stopped me with a finger and right then I was doomed. The training was so intense because the buff men were also quick and 8 feet tall for real. After the training my alien friend turned into a buff man too, i was probably just seeing things but I fainted instantly and I did not wanna see another green big buff man. after like 3 hours I finally woke up and I took a deep sigh because my alien friend was back to normal and I had 500 more days of training with green buff men. But today the buff men were in rows and the ultimate legendary big big big very buff man came, the real trainer, he was 10 feet tall and his muscles were so wide and gigantic that I got the real goosebumps, I mean it.