A dangerous monster capable of killing everyone I know in a second. Even worse, this guy could probably win against all of humanity with one hand tied.
I'm sure that anyone who knows the true extent of his strength would be filled with fright at the mere thought of confronting him.
As I came to expect of him though, his words don't actually reflect any of that.
From talking about how he pranked a general, to how one time he made his girl pretty mad after messing up a teleport with her, the Merchant goes from story to story, sometimes not even finishing one before starting another due to a tangent he felt he should explain.
He feels like an old man...
Well, the stories are interesting, and it's definitely good to be on his good side considering what he's capable of, but I was expecting something else when he said that we should talk business.
Merchant: "...And even still, this place makes less sense to me."
