"Why are you just sitting here? It's awkward."
"Well, why are you just sitting here?"
"I'm kind of waiting on someone."
"So am I."
"......"
"......................"
"For who? If it's not too personal, I'm curious who would make you wake up so early and camp here near the gate, staring down at every person who walks in."
"I can ask you the exact same thing."
"I have this disgusting feeling that we are waiting on the same person."
"I doubt that to be true."
"............"
"........................................................."
"I realize we aren't particularly close, are we?"
"......................"
"Oh jeez, sorry. I didn't know I would be getting judged like this. Shit!"
"..........."
"............"
"I like peeking ducks..."
"Wow... that helps our situation wonderfully, doesn't it—"
