No, no, no.
Something wasn't right about this.
"But… you're clearly a girl." Matt looked at the self-proclaimed 'boy' with the skepticism that accompanied his shock.
Sure, this 'Adrien' fellow was flat-chested, but he obviously had curves. As embarrassing as it was for him to notice, Matt could see a very nice derrière and how her slender back curved to give her that feminine allure.
Even the way she wrapped the towel around her body, all the way to her chest, was a clearly feminine trait. Also, she had such clear skin and nice legs. Her physical features were girly—there was no way around it.
'Even the long hair makes it plain obvious! Come on!' Matt wanted to scream.
"What are you talking about, dude? I'm a guy." Adrien folded his/her arms and pouted cutely.
At this point, Matt was getting mixed signals.
'Your pose makes it clear you're a girl. Your voice too!'
He didn't think he'd be arguing about a person's gender, with someone who was clearly depicting the characteristics of the gender they denied.
"You really need to get out of my room. I could get into trouble for this. Really…" Matt practically pleaded, trying his best not to offend the girl who claimed to be a boy.
He really wasn't in the right headspace to try reasoning with someone so far gone.
"Damn… this is getting bothersome. Hold on a moment." Adrien, as this weirdo called themself, walked out on Matt and made for the closet in the corner of the room.
They appeared to be searching for something in a bag. After a while of waiting, Matt was getting quite impatient, especially because nature was calling.
'I… I really have to pee now!'
Unfortunately, there was no way he would ever feel comfortable letting out his 'equipment' when a girl was present. Thus, he chose to suffer in silence.
"Aha! Here we go!" Adrien brought out two cards from the bag and returned to Matt.
"See for yourself."
With the two documents displayed right in front of Matt—one being an Identification Card, the other, a dorm permission slip—he was able to read through them.
What he saw was unbelievable!
"N-no way!" It was nearly as absurd as the Chuunibyou Challenge itself.
'He's actually a guy?!'
Matt thought he would pass out just from this discovery. He had heard of certain people that resembled the opposite sex, but this was too extreme.
How could such a beautiful and girly guy exist? It made NO SENSE!
'Well, biologically speaking, it does, but…' Matt was under too much stress to think clearly.
It was possible that Adrien forged his IDs, and he was actually a girl, but Matt couldn't think of any reason why a girl would want to stay in a guy's dorm—and why they would go as far as forging documents to that effect.
There were a couple of extreme reasons why a girl could do that, but Matt was too tired to even try to consider them. Besides, it was more plausible that Adrien was telling the truth.
"I see. It was my bad, then. I apologize for mistaking you for a… girl…" He felt weird uttering that word now.
"It's fine. It happens to me quite often, actually."
'Then why did you say you're clearly a guy? Why didn't you show me the IDs sooner? Anyone who sees you will think you're… ah, never mind.' Matt couldn't take it any longer.
Adrien returned his documents to his bag, and once he did, he walked back to Matt. It was still weird that all he wore was a towel, but he didn't seem to care, so Matt decided to mind his business. This time however, he had a couple of clothes in his hand.
"W-well, I guess you really are my roommate." Matt laughed awkwardly, trying to defuse the tense situation. It was all he could do now.
'I can't believe I thought a guy was hot.'
"That's what I was trying to tell you. I arrived early this morning, but I didn't meet anyone here, so I settled in."
At this point, Adrien returned to the bathroom and Matt made sure to look away—boy or not, he didn't want to see what came next.
"I met the door unlocked, so I thought you would be arriving soon. I waited for a while, but when you didn't show up, I decided to have a quick shower."
Adrien sounded like he was stalling for time with his explanation. Seeing as he carried the clothes into the bathroom, he was probably trying to dress up in there, for some reason.
"I see." Was all Matt managed to say, as he shifted uncomfortably on his feet. He felt like his bladder was on the verge of bursting.
A few minutes later, Adrien came out.
The moment he did, Matt stormed inside and quickly got to business.
"Haaaaa…" He sighed in ecstacy, as the long-sought relief that had evaded him, flooded his body.
He felt bliss.
The bathroom was right beside the toilet, and while they had the same entrance, they were in different compartments. Regardless, they were still connected.
'I can smell his shampoo, and the soap he uses. It smells girly too'
Honestly, Matt could find no proof that this guy wasn't a girl other than his identification papers and his insistence. He decided to drop the matter, though. It was a waste of brain cells.
Once he finished, Matt returned to the living room—a satisfied smile on his face. He noticed Adrien was now in regular clothes, since he had rushed in to pee before he could properly see him just a while back.
Adrien wore an oversized pink shirt and blue shorts. The shorts showed so much skin that it felt a little tempting to Matt.
'Get a grip!' He shook himself back to reality.
Adrian's dark hair was styled in a ponytail, and his stunning face was a hundred percent feminine. His pretty eyes, his long eyelashes, his delicate facial features—everything was simply perfect.
"Let's get along well, Matt." Adrian flashed an enchanting smile, causing Matt to almost swoon. He took a look at his roommate's gorgeous face and instantly realized he was in trouble.
'This is bad!'