Lament and Mayhem

This very book, which is the first installment for the series "Lament and Mayhem", rightfully paw-written by "Waves Young Waverly" before His timely death, respectfully published by the publisher, "Yuumer, Legend of Literature", is possibly the worst book He has ever written for the beginning of this series (grammar wise). Even when the old beagle's grammar improved before His demise, before I wrote this note, I noticed that this very book is the beginning of something possibly unknown to most animals for those who do not know "Waves Young Waverly, Legend of Lament and Mayhem", as this series will not only feature Waverly's vicious and enticing past life throughout the New World, but will also include Legends and Legenddesses, canines, felines, and unheard creatures that may or may not be related to canines, felines, or other wildlife. However, due to Waverly's extreme inappropriateness, I must warn YOU of the main following: mild to possibly high profanity, homosexuality and heterosexuality, alcoholism, drugs (literal cookies or other substances), blood/gore, racism, and basic sexual behavior to hints such as dirty talk or body touching (hints of sexual intercourse but not completely revealed nor explained in sexually graphical details) -Yuumer, Legend of Literature.