Chapter 63 - Having a bit of fun.
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Naruto stood up from his place and detected the whole town. He disappeared from his room using [Flying Thunder God Jutsu] to the seal he left outside the town.
Siu!
Reappearing outside the town, he flew into the skies with his wind sage chakra. Using water sage chakra he formed needles made out of water. The next is the mixture of two sage chakra, he stimulated the temperature of the water with wind sage chakra to below 0 and froze it.
The ice needles were exuding extreme coldness. Sending the needles to the ground at extreme speed.
Boom! Boom!
Then leaving the ground it touched to be frozen instead of broken.
Using ice sage chakra, the mixture of wind and water sage chakra, he pushed his hands forward, freezing the air with his palm. Be it dropping into the ground.
Crash!
'This is ice sage mode huh… although it's quite strong, it also consumes double that of the chakra it does when in one elemental sage mode.' he slowly descended into the ground into a cross legged position before detecting the entirety of wind, and water in the area freezing the whole area in the 100 meters radius.
Pshhhhhhh! Crik!!!!!
It consumed 1 jounin chakra making him sigh in a bit of disappointment. Although it was stronger, it was less versatile.
He closed his eyes as he sat down and recovered his chakra. Now that he had experience, the other sage combined sage mode was comparably easier to the first time.
With 10 tests, he succeeded.
Wind + Water + Fire.
If 2 elements decreased the sage chakra to 50% for each element, 3 elements required decreasing the chakra by to 33.3%
11.0889% Wind + 13.9194% Water + 10.2231% Fire + 64.7686% Chakra
Mind you, this is much harder than it looks, knowing exactly the exact amount of natural energy and chakra to the 0.0001% level requires extreme level chakra control. This is why chakra control is very important for elemental sage mode. Plus it's not just one energy that he's balancing inside his body, it's natural for it to be more difficult.
He hasn't studied the bloodline limits so he didn't know what to add besides the ice release but the important thing is he did it.
His sage senses have also increased to 4 kilometers making him basically know every person in the surroundings.
The chakra control was also becoming too much for him so he released sage mode and went back into wind sage mode.
His chakra control was lacking, 1 element was natural, 2 elements was manageable, but 3 elements sage mode was too much for him right now.
With a sigh, he said to himself, "Looks like my chakra control is still lacking… I'll work on it more."
He raised both of his hands and pointed with his index fingers. Created 2 rasengans in each finger. He condensed it to the max. Making it as small as his finger tips. He tried to condense it more to the point of it becoming 1 ⁄ 8 th smaller than his fingertips but then felt it was about to explode.
'Oops!' then used [Flying Thunder God Jutsu] to teleport away.
Boom!
Albeit the chakra injected was the same, the destructive power was 10 times greater.
After seeing the destruction made by his rasengan, he sat down again and created 3 jounin shadow clones. He couldn't make more than that or else the clone would disappear after 1 rasengan plus… it's better for progress since it'll be quite a while before the shadow clones disappeared.
5 minutes later… The rasengans in his and his clones were barely visible to the naked eye due to how small it was but then….
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
The 3 clones and him worked together to isolate the damage and sound with wind sage chakra.
Naruto sighed and asked "Got any ideas?"
The clones shook their heads and replied "Nah…"
"Thought so." Naruto was depressed, it looks like he could only do it this way and progress slowly.
3 hours later…
Naruto was beginning to get used to it but it was really hard! Damned that condensed rasengan!
'It looks like I only have half a jounin chakra left... same with the clones. I'll call back the clones now.' he looked at the clones and nodded.
They nodded in return before dispelling their jutsu.
Puff! Puff! Puff!
Naruto stood up with his stomach growling in hunger, he rubbed it and flew into the direction of the town, 'Since I'm done training for the day, I'll look for Perverted Sage when I get food.'
Naruto arrived inside the town, and stalls filled the town from left to right making him salivate. He rushed to get a Yakisoba.
Sizzle! Sizzle!
"Occhan! Give me 1 Yakisoba!" Naruto said to the old man manning the store as he salivated in excitement to the flavour of the food.
The old man chuckled, then raised his arms to get the Yakisoba on the grill "Got it! Wait a moment!"
After putting it on a plate, he chuckled again and replied "You look like you're quite hungry. The first one's on me!"
Naruto's eyes shone but shook his head and replied with a smile as he took the Yakisoba "No, no, no! Although I don't look like it, I'm quite rich! Give me another when I finish this one!"
"Is that so? Hahaha! Sorry about that! You're a ninja? Looking at your age, you should be a genin? Right?" The old man small talked as he cooked more Yakisoba on the grill.
Slurp!
"This is good! Occhan! Give me one more! But no… I'm not a Genin. I'm a Jounin. That's why don't treat me for this serving, I've got quite a lot of money saved up." Naruto replied thinking about the money he got from making root a part of anbu. It was 1 billion ryo. He could buy the old man's stall and he'd even give the recipe for free.
The old man was surprised, such a young kid but already a Jounin. But replied "Is that so? Glad you're enjoying my Yakisoba."
Naruto nodded and replied "I can't buy more than two, I wanna try the other foods."
"Hahahaha! You ninjas have to go on difficult missions so eat more!"
"Thanks! That's what I plan to do. Here! 10,000 ryo. Keep the change. I'm quite rich."
"Heh~ This money is really helpful for me so I won't hold back! You can have more if you want."
"No problem! Glad I could help. By the way, pack 1 more to go if you don't mind. I wanna give some to my godfather."
"Coming right up!"
After serving Naruto the food, the old man waved his hand in goodbye ""Come back again next time!"
Naruto smiled and also waved his hand goodbye before going to try other food.
He went to go and try all types of food.
"Bacchan! Give me 2 servings of Takoyaki! And pack 1 to go! Here's 10,000 ryo. Keep the change."
"Sure coming right up!" The old woman's eyes glowed in excitement, she welcomed rich customers.
Seeing her masterful ability to handle the Takoyaki on the grill, Naruto couldn't help but praise "Bacchan! You're really skillful! You should have been a ninja instead of Takoyaki stall owner!"
The old woman chuckled in reply "Thanks for the praise, little child but the ninja world is too dangerous for my taste."
"Hahaha~ I see but you would have become a great ninja if you did."
After the Takoyaki he tried a bunch of stuff and his last stop was a meat skewer. He bought quite a lot since he liked the meat on sticks. It was quite delicious.
Carrying food on his paper bag with his left arm, he ate skewers on his right. "Delicious!" He said in satisfaction to the taste of the meat skewers and tried to sense Jiraiya in some building, he stood out since his chakra was so much larger compared to civilians and other ninjas.
He found him in a club. He was there again drinking with women and laughing pervertedly. He entered and said "Perverted Sage, you want some food? I bought some."
"Oh! Naruto huh?! Sit down, sit down! I'll teach you how to enjoy life!"
Naruto sighed but sat down in front of Jiraiya. "Enjoy life you say? How? Play with women? Not interested."
"Bakayaro! If you don't like playing with woman other than your little wife, Haku. You can try to drink."
"Hm… I've always been curious about the taste of alcohol so why not?" Naruto shrugged as he was served alcohol by a woman.
Naruto smiled and replied "Thanks."
The woman blushed at Naruto's charming smile, he was a bit young but… maybe… so she tried to approach him.
Naruto replied gently as he took the glass on the table "Take your distance from me or I can't guarantee what will happen to you."
The woman flinched, she didn't expect such a gentle voice and words could sound so threatening. "O-Of course… I'm sorry…"
Naruto waved his hands and replied with a smile "No problem."
Jiraiya sighed and commented "How can you be so harsh towards women…"
Naruto replied before drinking the wine in the glass "It's okay as long as I don't treat Haku the same way."
Gulp!
Cough! Cough! Cough!
"The hell is this? Why is it so bitter?" Naruto's face paled.
Jiraiya burst out laughing "Of course, it's bitter! It's alcohol!"
"You always drink this stuff? How do you even enjoy it?"
Jiraiya waved his hands and said "It's not the alcohol you enjoy, it's the company of such charming women and their stories."
"Hiya! Jiraiya-chan is so good with his words!"
"Of course, I'm good! Bahahaha!"
Naruto stood up and replied "It's not for me, it doesn't taste good."
Jiraiya taunted Naruto who was about to leave. "I didn't know you were such a pussy."
Naruto stopped on his ground as he looked at Jiraiya with a teasing smile, he put on a serious face and sat back down to respond to the challenge, "Bring it on, Perverted old man!"
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(A/N: I was just writing whatever and it reached 1.7k words XD. Spoiler alert, the next chapter is about drunk Naruto. Who wants to guess what would happen?)