*DING* *DING* *DING*
'Please mom! Just five more minutes, ok?'
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Oh dear God, STOP!!!
*SMACK*
'Fucking alarm...Can't let me sleep in peace'
*SIGH...*
Stopping the alarm, I woke up from my bed and checked my phone to see if there are any new chapters for that shit novel I'm engrossed with. I mean...yeah... it is kinda generic with all the hero killing the demon king shit, but it still has its own charm, you know what I mean?
Sure...The protagonist is overpowered as fuck, getting power-ups everywhere he goes and there is no need to speak about his intelligence, that fucker has the IQ of a turkey if u ask me, getting in trouble left and right without giving a fuck about the consequences because there is always an ancient fossil helping him.
Why are those old fuckers spending their last minutes on the planet stalking, sorry "protecting" a kid instead of planning their funeral you may ask? Because of the fucking plot armor that's why. You may also ask, "Jack, why are you reading this crap then?".
Easy! I don't fucking have a clue either!
I just found it online one day when I was searching for new novels to read because I was sooooo fucking bored and BOOM, from that moment even though I knew it was absolute garbage with an abomination of a plot I couldn't stop reading it! As simple as that! Crazy right!?
Now, going back to the point if the novel is or isn't updated the answer is..... nope. That shitty-ass author hasn't published a new chapter for three days in a row already!!
But right at that moment, literally one second before I could start swearing at 10 generations of his family he posted something.
BestAuthor69:Hi guys! Your favorite author here! I'm sorry for don't posting a new chapter for three days in a row already, so to make it up for it I decided to make a giveaway to decide which of my readers will be in the novel! Pretty exciting, right?
Furious about what I just read I quickly typed what I wanted to say in his face but couldn't because I do not have a fucking clue where he lives and even if I knew, I'm too lazy to go over there plus that everything is fucking expensive because of that damn inflation.
LazyDucker: What the hell do you mean you are sorry for don't posting for three days?? And why the fuck are you speaking with more than one person while I'm the only one who reads this fucking book!?
BestAuthor69: come on Jack, You know that I appreciate you for reading until now even though the novel isn't the best one out there...Plus, I already said I'm compensating you with the chance to be part of the novel... So could you forgive this poor author pretty please?(✿◠‿◠)
Without believing the shamelessness of the author, I continued arguing with him (Even though it was clearly me at fault for over-exaggerating even after he said he was sorry) without even realizing he used my real name even though I never told him about it.
LazyDucker: Fuck you and your compensation. At least explain how can I win that chance to be in the novel.
BestAuthor69: You always make me cry with those harsh comments of yours...(╥﹏╥). And about the giveaway... you only need to read every chapter of my book to be eligible to participate. And spoiler alert you have a 100% chance of winning it ≧◠‿◠≦
LazyDucker: Like there is a chance that there is another crazy fucker like me to read all the 2000 chapters of your damn book...
BestAuthor69: And that's why I like, you because you gave my book a chance（っ＾▿＾）
LazyDucker: Please do not mistake my boredom with pity for you, ok?
BestAuthor69:Tzk... You are such a Tsundere...(≖_≖ ) I don't even know how you'll find a girlfriend...
LazyDucker: Fuck you! I'm not a Tsundere!! And why the fuck should I need a girlfriend when all they do is consume your money and soul?!?
You know what? Fuck off, I'm disconnecting. Message me when I win that shitty giveaway of yours.
BestAuthor69:Bye Jake, see you next time! (ˆ‿ˆc)
Trowing my phone on the bed without even reading the last message sent by that fucker, thing that, if I did would give me some red flags about how he knows my actual name, but yeah.. it is what it is...
So without giving a shit about the novel anymore, I went to the bathroom to do my things(Taking a shower and washing my teeth, not that nasty thing, you dirty fucker). After I was done in the bathroom I quickly ate some chocolate cereals which, by the way, are the best ones out there obviously. And yes, I did put the milk first because if you didn't know it already, I'm crazy.
After eating breakfast I changed into the school uniform and off to school I was.
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Finally, after 8 hours of torture called "school", I was free of going home. While walking I felt my phone vibrating and when I took a look to see who the notification was from, my good mood of finally escaping from that hell disappeared.
BestAuthor69:Heyo!Your favorite author here (>‿◠). I just wanted to announce that you won the giveaway!! Congratz!!(^◡^ )
LazyDucker: No shit sherlock, I can't believe it!
BestAuthor69:Now...No need to be sooo surprised, and as for the rules you can choose any character that hasn't appeared in the main storyline to become. And not only that you can choose 1 unique ability,1 ultimate ability, a physique, a bloodline, a title, and a technique of your choosing (>‿◠). Pretty cool, right?
LazyDucker: I knew you were crazy, but not that crazy that you wanted to make a character even more overpowered than the protagonist.
BestAuthor69: Come on... I'm doing it just for you (^◡^ ). Oh, and before I forget, the things you chose would stack with what the character had before you chose him. For example, if the character had a physique before, now he would have both of them, so think carefully.
LazyDucker: So in conclusion I can make the character as overpowered as I want, with no nerfs or things like that, right?
BestAuthor69: Yep (っ＾▿＾).
LazyDucker: You did it with your one hand my "friend". Here's the list of all I want, but be prepared because it's a loong and detailed one...