My reincarnated life seams like a comedy and i'm the protagonist

🇷🇴Rizzulus
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Chapter 1 - New journey and a friend

Gah!!? I DREAMED ABOUT SOMETHING BIG AND LONG APROACHING MY MOU-

He fells down from the bed confused.

Again a stupid dream.... Even thought yesterday dream was even more sus... It should stop... Probably

Wind comes in his room because of the unlocked window

"cold!" starts to tremble staying on his butt

His room has just a bed and nothing more

Hm...? This doesn't looks like me room..? Wait what! What is this place...!?

Is this hell somehow!? I just nutted the last night and Satan himself came to punish me!? Wait wait wait.... Lets analyze the situation.... Hmm(looks at the bed) hmu... (looks at the door) (looks at the window) fuck is cold!! I need some good winter clothes!

Gets up and goes outside

What.... What is this

What he sees is beautiful mountains with a lot of snow on them

If i'm here.... And its cold....

Looks at his legs that trembles in cold

What the hell!? Why i'm on a mountain!?

Something approaches him, something very big like, like, like a bear

Seeing that was quite an shock, not really quite, was more like

IM GONNA DIE GHAAAAGGAHAH!!!

He starts to run in circle even that he knows this wouldn't help him but was needed a try or maybe not

The bear roars furiously and the guy starts to panicking more

What i'm gonna do? playing dead, maybe would work!! I saw on Mikupedia that this can save your life even that i don't know who idiot tried that just to show us that works but maybe i'm saved, maybe i will not die today

The bear starts to tremble and he's noticing that

Maybe it's hungry or something, that hard wants to kill and devour me!?

He closes his eyes and his arms are in in front of his face, for protection, cause why not is not like a bear bite can rip your entire arms but maybe your arms are ones of diamonds

When the bear approaches he fells and looks knocked down

.....i-i survived!! Bahahaha i'm the king of bears no one can defeat me!! Bahahaha

He starts to dance a weird dance of victory, looks goofy but happy

Now lets make some good clothes from my biggest pray!!

He looks at the bear who is in pure sadness, that bear seams like fought a lot cause it had a lot of marks and scars

You got throught a lot, ain't you big guy...? Let me pay you for that hard work...

If i leave this guy here will just drop dead... Even that i wanted to kill him for his fur.. I will try to help him cause he's in the same situation like me.. Is what he's thinking

Alright until you recover your strength, you are in my care!! He starts grining

He dragged it in his house and put a blank on

You should be good for now, i will go to see if i can get some planks for the fire

After 1 hour we see this guy dragging some trees on the mountain, his nose is already red, his fingers and ears are the same

Hap-ciu,i-i really need some warm clothes.... m-My fingers will fell and these trees are hard ass fuck to carry... I-i don't even know how the fuck i can carry that meny, yesterday i couldn't do not even a push-ups,i don't think that i was that strong

After half of hour he got at his house

Now that i made it here.... What i do now? with those i can't slice them....

(comprehending....)

(Master achieved the skill named:Normal Slash, do you want to use it?)

Of, so i can slash them with this skill i want to use i-Wait wait wait what the fuck did i heard!?

(What you heard is the skill nammed:System, the skill is technically an skill but with personality and the ability to speak.)

What the hell,a thing like this actually exists..?

(Yes.)

Sure....he starts to sweatdrops

Then i can use that skill you spoked about?

(Yes.)

His hand moves by itself infront creating big slashes, the trees starts to become planks in seconds

Sweatdrops

I should use this skill just on objects...

(If master used this on an normal human, the human would've died in a horrible way)

Sure... Sweatdrops even more

....now that i think about.....is for the first time i actually speak with someone today...

(Yes because Master reincarnated while he was asleep dreaming about dubious things)

Ah so that's wh-WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH REINCARNATED!?

(Reincarnated definition:having been reborn in another body.)

YEAH I KNOW WHAT DOES MEANS BUT WHY I'VE BEEN REINCARNATED,I'VE DIED OR SOMETHING!?

(Master got dead because master went to toilet but he pissed himself in the way,master being an night walker he slipped on his own piss and broke his neck)

What a shitty death....

(You mean pissy)

Shut the fuck up and don't mock my HORRIBLE DEATH!

(Sorry about it,RIP pissy past master)

BRUH!?

Anyway,you can help me with making a fireplace?

(Easy order Master)

The planks starts to levitate and going throught the door,when all the planks went in the house a stove is being made with magic

You really can do anything,right?

(disagreement,i have a limit especially because this isn't my final evolution skill form.Master needs to become more stronger for me to achieve that form.)

The guy enters the house after the stove have been created and puts some branches from the trees in it

"Human...."

Hm?System you said something?

(No,the one who spoke was the bear you saved)

Don't joke with me bears do not tal-

The bear bows at him

GYA YOU WANT TO KILL ME AFTER I SAVED YOU!?

"Let me show my thanks...I'm Boreas the queen of North Mountains

Some people also say that i'm the Goddess Of Winter..."

He looks in pure shock