(Contents in this edition are not to be taken seriously. Ohio is a normal state with no aliens wandering its lands.)
On one lazy day, I was laying on the couche scrolling through my phone. Then this video popped dedicated to entering Ohio. I had seen the memes so I kinda knew where this was going. But this video, it got me thinking what actual crazy encounters do people have there. And there I was packing my bags, ready for ohio never to see normal beings again. I attended my flight and landed at the local ohio airport. There was a sidepath beside the road so I started walking there and then this random guy in a hoodie came to me and said, "heyyy, were you just trying to get to Ohio?". I nodded with agreement and he told me to cross this line on the path that will allow me to enter the real Ohio. I was confused but I had to see, my curiosity was devouring me. And then unexpectedly, I teleported into a dark field (Not that dark, just some goofy ahh lights) and saw alot, ALOT of big white Corn on the cubs. The guy claimed the corns were made in a bomb industry and touching it was very hazardous. Then another guy with a girly voice came and stared into my soul then said "I'm hungWy!" and bit into the corn. Right before it exploded, the first guy told me to get in his mouth and teleported me to a home (preferably his own). He told me to not flick any switches as this was Ohio and anything random could happen with them. So he showed me where to sleep. But in the flow, I accidentally turned on the light switch.
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