"I know most of the readers these days just read the same plot given by the authors, like are you all dumb? I mean that was what I was gonna do the same as an Author, but believe me when I say this! MINE WILL BE BETTER THAN THOSE LOERS! WHAHAWAWHAWHWAH!!"

An Evil laugh roared!

BONK!!

WTF WAS THAT SOUND?! (The actual author was even surprised!)

"OUCH!! WHAT THE FUCK?! BIG BROTHER WHY WOULD YOU HIT ME WITH A FUCKING FRYING PAN?!"

Screamed a teenage boy who's now rubbing his head where his brother just hit him.

" Ah, why so pussy la, when me your age me stop flying sword coming to me, why so weak, why so weak?"

Said the big brother who was the one who hit his little arrogant brother.

"But still- "

Before the little one could continue his words he yet received another blessing from his beloved brother!

BONK!

"OWWWWWW! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

Cried the little brother whose head has now swollen due to the beautiful blessings received from his beloved awesome brother!

"Why always do novel shit la? Come helping Apu and me." The Big Brother said as he was gonna drag the poor little brother for work.

( Author's stupid note = Apu means Grandpa)

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Lemme just submit my novel in this competition!" cried the little baby.

"Wow so fast la! Good good, after you done come come." Said the brother as he was amazed that his little brother has completed writing his novel and was gonna submit for a competition.

That being said, the big brother left his little brother and went downstairs to help his Apu.

"Sigh, I wish My big brother Knows the value of my novel. Anyways I'm still grateful to him, because of him, I have got all the things I needed."

After submitting his novel for the competition, he went downstairs to help his brother and Apu.

The siblings helped their Apu in the Dig Bick Family Restaurant serving many customers that came, once it was 6pm, it was time to close the shop so they waited for their customers to finish and leave, once that was all done.

Mori (The Big Brother) called his younger sibling.

"Jon! Come come you cook dinner la, let Apu rest."

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU MY NAME IS JEAN NOT JON!" Cried the younger sibling.

Basically The older sibling's name is Mori Bick and the younger sibling name is Jean Bick while Grandpa's name is Roger Bick.

"Jon or not, same thing la, tomato and potato, no big difference la." Yup The Big Brother had a silly comeback.

"I-" Jean sighed knowing that he will never win an argument against his godly brother.

"Now Now go cook egg fried rice la, Apu said make it la." As Mori points all the ingredients available on the kitchen.

"Hmm Alright then." Jean gives a light slaps to both of his cheeks before he started to go.

"Why slap cheeks la, slap your bag of rice instead, they better la, you virgin." Said Mori as he slaps a bag of rice as if he's slapping his ex's cheeks.

Jean took a deep breath and smiled awkwardly.

He took some spring onions and started cutting them so that he can prepare egg fried rice as his big brother mentioned.

Mori just stood by to watch his younger brother cook and see his skills.

Jean took out a sauce pan and ignited the gas stove and placed the sauce pan.

And yes as you thought, Mori spoke.

"10 seconds in cooking and I already see Sauce pan, haiyaaa! Where your wok, Jon where your wok?"

"Then can you pass me the wok then?" Asked Jean with an irritated face.

"Haiyaa!" Mori exclaimed as he passed Jean the wok.

"But brother why do I need to use the wok when I can use the sauce pan?" Jean asked out of curiosity.

"Egg Fried Rice you need the wok, as you need the wok hay." Mori Replied.

"Wow Why am I not surprised.. So when it comes to cooking you can speak English fluently huh?" Jean said with a monotone voice.

So Jean uses the wok, heating it up, he grabs the bottle of olive oil as he poured it in the wok.

Yup Mori shouted!

"OLIVE OIL FOR EGG FRIED RICE?! WHAT THE HELL YOU DO?!"

"WTF DID I DO WRONG?!" Jean asked back calmly.

"WHO USE OLIVE OIL FOR EGG FRIED RICE?! WHAT U MAKING LA ? SALAD?!" Yup, our beloved Mori is like this when it comes to cooking, he's pure Asian Indeed.

"SALAD?! THE FUCK?! CAN'T YOU SEE?! I'M TRYING TO MAKE EGG FRIED RICE LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO!" Yup Jean said calmly.

"Olive Oil is like White people oil la, not suitable for ASIAN DISHES ESPECIALLY EGG FRIED RICE!" And Again Mori said to his brother calmly.

Jean sighed then put the spring onions and started to fry them in the heated oil.

As you expected Mori couldn't shut the fuck up!

"What the hell you do? Spring Onion is garnish, you put spring online as the last thing in your meal not the first thing in the wok, HAIYAA!"

"THEN WHAT THE HELL YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!" Said the little brother very calmly.

"You should put garlic first la." Advised Mori.

"Oh you're right!" WAIT WTF Jean accepted it? Ahem! So Jean accepted his brother's advice but yet still fried the poor spring onions.

Then Jean takes some leftover cooked rice and puts it in the wok and stirs it.

Mori nods in amazement but that lasted only for a few second because what happens next is the most white thing you'll ever experience...

Yup, our little brother Jean Bick takes out a Chilli Jam and puts it in the wok with the rice and spring onions.

"What the hell you do?! Who puts Jam in Egg Fried Rice?! This is disgusting! What you gonna put next?! Peanut butter?!" Mori questions Jean with a disgusted look on his face.

Not gonna lie even though I am an Asian Narrator, this is the most disgusting white shit I've ever... seen, I wanna quit my job already.

"Oh Please, it'll be great don't worry!" Said Jean as he stirs his rice with the jam and spring onions.

"Haiyaa! Your Skills are good but all wrong ingredients la" Mori complimented like an Asian Aunty.

Jean rolls his eyes over then grabs four eggs and breaks them and puts it in the wok and fries it along with the other stuffs in it.

"Jon la don't forget to add tofu la." Mori advised to Jean.

"Alright!" Jean then takes the tofu then breaks it and puts in the wok.

"HAIYAA! WHY THE HELL YOU DO AGAIN?!" Cried Mori.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!" Jeans Frowns at his brother.

"WHY BREAK THE TOFU?! You breaking my heart la. Why cook like white? We Asians la we preserve the tofu!" Mori Calmly cried and gives a moment of silent to the tofu.

Jean being speechless just sighed took the MSG and added to the egg fried rice.

"Fuiyooh! That's the thing that we need!" Mori's expression changed suddenly.

Jean couldn't help but chuckled, "Pfft! Alright big brother, dinner's almost ready, kindly set the table and call Apu."

"Ok la we gonna have Fucked up Egg Fried Rice, how sad la." Said Mori as he goes for setting the table and to call Apu for dinner.

"This brother-" Sighed Jean.