2 years later
dam it has been hectic these past 2 years I am officially stating in my full capacity Luna in the movies was right Blibbering Humdingers are real and nasty little shits there just so hard to actually see it's ridiculous.
first, it's about the size of an adults hand and let me tell you there is so much evil in that tinny body why do we get hunted by apparently fake creatures that nobody believes in.
turns out that the Blibbering Humdingers has a defense mechanism that lets its existence be forgotten when seen and the little bastards robs you of always one item of a pair it's mildly frustrating knowing missing socks are because of him.
I now only have odd socks what makes it worse is that only we can see these creatures because of are chaotic mind arts I'm so sorry I didn't believe you in the movies Luna they are all real even the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks must be real it seems like using chaos in your mind makes you able to see the unseen.
that's not even the worse of it I found out before I became a novice level cultivator I was a squib yup you herd me right squibs can cultivate shit do they know that are they out there gathering forces oh shit I just raised a flag didn't I nope not doing it not thinking of an army of angry squibs nope not happening.
thankfully it seems they haven't learned mana like I have the only squib I have seen is one in town and he has half his body full of gas mana and he looked to have been buying a lot of potion ingredients.
which makes me believe the other cultivators here have to force themselves through the levels taking loads of potions until they break there barriers which calmed me down plenty it means they probably don't get magic abilities until there over 25-30 with the way they cultivate to get to novice level which is why squibs don't show up at Hogwarts.
They don't have external magic they can control until novice level and since I broke through to novice I am now characterized as a wizard yay I am now apparently on even footing as baby harry although I don't need spells like main stream wizards and witches or a wand I can just imagine a Couse and effect and am able to do it sadly my magic is no where near enough to cast anything powerful.
but I an grow flowers faster which is super handy sadly when pandora found out she sat me down at a table and placed a contract on the table 'Clip honey can you sign the blood red glowing contract for me I promise it only hurts for a second.
I then began to read the contract (I the signer of this contract promise my soul to the dreaming one if I don't give pandora Lovegood aka mummy 10% of the profit made from the growth of plants the contractor pandora Lovegood promises to use the 10% to help fund the church of Cthulhu).
it was sighed at the bottom by pandora there was a space for my signature I then looked towards mum and she had that crazy look in her eyes yep I was forced to sign a contract for an eldritch cult that year was crazy.
then the second year happened and honestly, nothing can surprise me much after this event yeah as soon as I and Luna walked through the door we were transported to a weird dimension where everything made no sense.
is was insanity-inducing Luna seemed to have a great time talking to an eldritch being here apparently this was mum's weekend shopping place how did I find that out why by asking the walking lump of eldritch goo walking past?
see what I mean about not being surprised anymore yeah coming to hear my sanity just kind of flew away but who needs it right yeah apparently we can't leave till pandora finishes her shopping.
so I and Luna looked around I'm pretty sure I saw a Necronomicon over at one of the I'm going to call it a stall maybe it's hard to put a walking table of flesh and tentacles waving items around as something anyway.
it took around 2 hours before we could leave yeah I'm not saying what pandora did to get us to leave but people scream a lot when they lose their mind what a noob oh yeah I need to wash the blood from my eyes and ears I was leaking blood again