The legend of Vick the knight

I was once a boy who grew up in the slums with my brothers and sisters we were all bastards because my mother was a whore so I really had nothing growing up but my fist I was a fierce fighter in the slums me and my buddy's would joust with brooms acting like famous knights of the great kingdom but one day everything went wrong the hill men attacked and killed everyone in my home all of my brother and sisters my mother my friends I hated the hill men for that and I vowed that I would get revenge on the hill men. (Present day) so I was bounty hunting like normal to make some silver and this bounty was Harold the terrible. so I gathered my things and went on the journey to find him and it was rash and harsh and when I found his camp I was knocked out and captured by his men. When I woke up I was in front of him with all of his ugly glory so I said "I was told you were handsome where is Harold the terrible."With his uglyness he said "your real funny kid when I take the great kingdom you will be the first to be executed." An explosion is then set of by what looks like a kid a boy no more then 8 so I seized the opportunity and got out of the ropes and started slicing down All the men I could get to and then I finally got to Harold and he pulled a sword on me and said "I will kill you now instead!!." I easily blocked the attack with my trusty sword ignite and then swung the sword as fast as I could breath and killed Harold. Then everyone started running thinking I some type of god. Then the kid who had a bad haircut came to me and said "thank you for being a distraction sir."And I say to him "I'm no sir kid not even a knight I'm a bounty hunter now run along kid."The kid says "I have a name and it is Tobias." So I say "we'll Tobias run along before you end up like Harold right there". The kid named Tobias says "that's no way you talk to a kid". So i say "I talked to any kid how I want to now move along" very angrily. Tobias then says "let's strike up a deal, sir I can be your Squire." So I say "did you not hear me before kid I'm not even a knight." Tobias says "and I won't be a squire let's play the same game". With his annoying, confident tone. So I said "whatever if I find out any secrets about you that might deteriorate my reputation I will personally takeoff your head myself." Tobias confidently says "deal" as we both walk out carrying Harold to the knight who gave out the bounty.