"Mrs. Turner" I smiled
"James glad you could make it"
"Glad to be here Mrs. Turner"
"Please just call me Beth"
"Okay Beth, I brought you a gift," I said giving her the large chocolate
"Thank you, dear. Betty-Ann's in the backyard"
"Thanks," I said going out. Looking around I found her sitting by herself on a bench under a tree separating herself from the crowd
"This seat taken" I charmingly asked
"Yeah the guy just left to use the bathroom" she answered
"Okay but does that guy have a lemon meringue pie"
"You truly know the way to a woman's heart," Betty-Ann said as I sat beside her opening the box
"So how was the party so far?" I asked
"Boring," Betty-Ann said
"Well I'm here to make it all better," I said before she smiled. That smile was the one she got whenever she had an idea and that idea always ends with us having sex
