The Alcanretia Adventurer guild. There are two of them, a decoy managed by the Axis Church and a real one managed by the Kingdom. The real one is located in a secret location, accessible through an underground cellar in an Eris Church.
To gain access to the real adventurer guild, one must not be part of the Axis Cult, that's it. Then they just have to enter the Eris Church and ask the priest for missions. The priest will then lead you through an underground entrance at the back of the confession room.
So here we are, walking down a long set of stairways. The priest from Eris Church, a kind girl named Ellen, led the front at front. Behind me are the rest of my party and the others; Taylor, Chris, Dust, Wiz, Keith, Lynn, Darkness, Megumin, Yunyun, and Aqua. The latter of which wears a hood covering her entire body.
Soon enough, we made it at the bottom of the underground tunnel.
"We're here, Fantastic Dreamer," Ellen said while opening the reinforced double door at the end of the tunnel. "Welcome to the Alcanretia Adventurer Guild."
"Whoa…"
We all couldn't help but gasp in awe.
Right in front of us is a large cave the size of Axel's Adventurer Guild. Beacons of light broke through certain spots in the ceilings while others has hot spring water flowing gently down from it. There are small canals filled with pure hot spring water flowing through the perimeter of the guild.
Tables and chairs were scattered all over the cave with groups of adventurers eating and drinking together. Magical enhancement were used on the stalagmite and stalactite to prove lighting. An opening at the side of the cave were carved out to make the guild stall for the receptionist.
Another thing we noticed is the fact that almost all the waitress are either succubus or Eris Church Priest. Like, seriously, on one hand you have the modest priest from the Eris Church serving you calmly and gently with her all covered up attire. On the other, you have a playful succubus wearing barely acceptable uniform, serving you with a wink and a naughty smile.
I saw Keith, Dust, and Taylor drooling a little at the sight of all those succubus waitress. Meanwhile, the girls are too busy staring at the beauty of this cave to notice them.
"Whoa, so cool! So Cool!!!" Megumin exclaimed while looking around the cave. "Kazuma, Kazuma, it's an underwater cave!!! It's like a secret hideout!"
My jailbait girlfriend and her dragon daughter dragged me deeper into the guild, away from everyone else. The boys already approached the nearest succubus 'asking' to be taken to their seat. The rest of the girls simply picked a seat near the natural gaps on the cave ceiling.
"Calm down Megumin, we'll have our chance of sightseeing later, for now…" I led her to the guild receptionist. She is an Eris Church Priest with black hair. "Hello, my name is Satou Kazuma, we are here concerning 'The Devil's Accusation' mission?"
The priest took one look at my adventurer card and her eyes widened a little. "Oh my… is it time already? Give me a moment, Satou sama," she turned around and rushed into the stall.
We waited for a few minutes before the same receptionist returns. "The preparations are complete, would you like to start now?"
"No, not yet, but I have a suspicion it will start tonight, so stay alert, alright?"
"Alright Satou sama, take care."
I smiled at her before turning to Megumin. "Come on Megumin, let's get something to drink. Then we'll try out the hot spring in this place…"
"Okay!"
At the side of the guild is a large bar. But instead of the usual guild bar, this one has white and gray bar table and an array of familiar cups and bottles behind it. A bunch of succubus wearing unbuttoned white trench coats as uniforms served coffee and beer to the adventurers.
One of them, is a certain pink haired succubus with a beautiful figure that could charm any men. She wore her trench coat with unbuttoned top and a very, very generous view of her cleavage. The woman is Chary, the succubus who owns the Succubus Cafe.
Megumin and I sat down in front of the bar table.
"Ara, Megumin chan, Kazuma kun, welcome!" Chary greeted us.
"Hi Chary, so, what's up with this place?"
Chary smiled widely. "Ah, you see, the Morning Angel Coffee sponsored the construction of this secret paradise. Lady Paradox gave the succubus job opportunities here," she gestured at a public hot spring entrance beside the receptionist stall. "If you're curious, why don't see behind that door?"
I saw Taylor, Keith, and Dust being led by a succubus into the special bath section of the public hot springs.
"Megumin, stay here with Liz, order anything you like, I'll be back,"
Megumin just gave me a flat look. She caressed Liz a little and looked at Chary. "Chary, do you have cookies?"
With that, I followed Taylor, Keith, and Dust. "Yo, what are you up to?" I asked them.
"This pretty onee san said that they offer special service behind this door," Dust said. "The payment is ten thousand Eris but she said she'll give us full refund if we're not satisfied at all."
"To be fair, ten thousand is double the succubus cafe in Axel, so this has got to be twice the treatment right?" Keith said.
We stepped into the room that says 'Special Bath', behind it is a usual changing room with a door at the end of it.
"Again with this succubus cafe," Taylor said. "How come I never heard of it?"
"Well, you don't seem like the type who'd want to go to a place called the 'Succubus Cafe'," Dust said.
We all took off our clothing and grabbed a towel. There doesn't seem to be anything special with this place, so we just head straight to the hot springs and see what's up.
…
Well, ten thousand Eris for succubus hot spring paradise… That's rather cheap if I say so myself…
Right in front of us is a beautiful hot springs located in a large cave opening. Inside the hot springs are dozens of beautiful naked ladies giggling and laughing as they play around in the water. Some of them are… servicing some adventurers, not in that way mind you.
At the side of the hot springs are a bunch of massaging tables where succubus would give men massages. There are also one or a couple succubus washing every inch of man's body with their delicate hands. There are even some with the roles reversed, with the man washing a succubus's body.
Just outside the hot springs are a bunch of… what seems to be a tent. I thought it's for what I think it was for. But then I realized that the succubus who enter it with a man would leave in a few minutes, so I'm guessing they still only give dream prostitution.
For someone who has a loving girlfriend, I managed to keep my composure. But for the three virgins behind me, well, they are their mercy.
Four succubus took each of our hands and led us inside the hot springs.
"Megumin, I might be here for a while, do you mind?"
"Lemme guess, a succubus hot spring?"
"...this isn't…"
"You have a daughter."
"Just, half an hour, okay?"
"What am I going to do with you…"
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Okay, that was one and half hour. But hey, at least I didn't pass out in a tent like the rest.
"Ahh… Thank you so much Melia chan," I sighed in relief while sitting up from the massaging table. "But uhh, anymore than this and I'll be cheating with my girlfriend,"
The blonde haired dark skinned succubus giggled a little.
"Ehehe, you're welcome Satou sama," she gave me a peck in the cheek before leading me outside the hot springs.
After changing back into my clothes, I walked around the cave looking for Megumin. I thought she'd join other girls, but apparently she's still sitting in front of the bar table, talking to Chary about something. Her face is a little red and Liz is nowhere to be seen.
I walked towards them. "I'm back, sorry I'm late,"
"S'okay…" Megumin said nervously.
I tilted my head and looked at her closely. Then I turned to Chary who has that playful smile on her face. "I can guess, I won't ask," I sat down next to Megumin and looked at the menu written on the blackboard above me. "I'd like some Neroid Latte please, oh and a Skillful Blend for Aqua,"
"Coming right up sweetie," Chary turn to Megumin for a bit. "We'll continue this conversation later m'kay? Just remember, don't try to hide It and always 'try' to hide it,"
"Y-yeah! I get it!" Megumin exclaimed before looking back at me. "A-anyway, what were you up to in there?"
"Hmm? Oh, I just have a little bath, then a kind girl gave me a massage…"
"Is that it?"
"Well there is an extra succubus dream course, but that's already my nightly dream so what's the point?" then I chuckled a little. "Well, the rest were no match for the succubus and went all the way for the full course."
Megumin nodded a little with a satisfied look on her face. "Good, looks like I don't have to kill you,"
"I'm sorry? By the way, where's Liz?"
Megumin turned around and I followed her gaze. Right in the middle of the guild, is the rest of the girls in our party. Liz is sitting on one end of a large table, eating some cookies. A bunch of other adventurers came to see her in slight curiosity.
Most of the adventurers here probably never seen a dragon like Liz. They're probably also never seen a dragon who loves cookies. Especially with Liz being so friendly and all, I can imagine a lot of adventurer wanting to play with her.
"Huh, we can raise money you know? Have adventurers pay to feed or play with her," I joked.
"Aqua attempted to do exactly that,"
Megumin kicked me in the shin, full force.
"I broke her kneecaps."
I put my head on the table, trying desperately to hold back from screaming in pain.