"Hello? Yeah it's me Jake."
"Huh, what's up?"
"I feel like something's missing… I can only speak, and you can't tell it's me unless I say it's me, but I'm Jake."
"HELLO FELLAS I AM THE GOAT! What do you mean?"
"Well, they can tell it's you, but Ram, haven't you noticed it's off?"
"Now that you mention it, yes… this is me Ram."
"HELLO FELLAS I AM THE GOAT! Hold on. Someone's gone, isn't he?"
"Let me just…"
"What is it? It didn't quite work, I'm Ram."
"This is gonna take a while, I'm Jake."
"I guess I'm going to have to play that role, until we find the actual narrator again. I'm Jake."
"HELLO FELLAS I'M THE GOAT! Look at the fourth wall over there. It's gone."
"If we're in the real world, then, wait!"
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Oh god I'm back, well, not Jake, the narrator. I guess I have to go back to being Jake now, but man, couldn't believe they brought me back…