I was chased by a group of zombies, not like 20 or 30, but the whole population of zombies that exists! This system is not helping me anymore. Argh, wake up! You're supposed to help me! Eek! That was close. One of them almost got me. I need to run faster and higher. Maybe that overturned truck can be a perfect place.
I increase my speed and jump on the truck. I rest a bit since increasing the speed consumed my stamina a little bit too much. Hah, I'm tired. Garghhhhh! Oh hell no! They are here and they can climb too! and they're fast! Shit. I have to get out of here! When I was just about to jump, one of them managed to grab my left leg and made me fall down to the ground. Gah! That's hurt! My body is f*cking hurt and my head starts getting dizzy.
Sigh, this is my end, huh? Maybe I should just give up and let them eat me, it's not like there's another human being other than me. I lie down on the tar, open my arm and accept my fate... The group of zombies starts surrounding me, getting close to me, I can feel every inch, so close, and the zombie grabs my hand and bite me. Urgh! that's hurt! Then, each of my body starts getting eaten by them.
I can feel it, I can feel viruses getting into my blood veins and attacking other cells. My mind start to feel weird, feel like I lost control of my body, and my vision start getting red, filled with blood. So this is how it feels, huh? ... ...NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE, YET! But, what should I do!?
Ah, I remember a preacher said something to me when I come across a church that was still intact. I think he said, 'If you have a wish, ask God.' I don't know what your name is but I will trust you for this one. I inhale to use the loudest volume I can get, GOD, IF YOU REALLY EXIST! HELP ME!
No! I almost lost control! I need to hold out till the last minute! F*CK YOU, GOD! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP ME! I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE! Ugh, I have lost my vision. F*ck you, preacher. Your advice did not help me. Wait for me in hell!
"Tch, tch, tch. Can you be quiet, my child? I was taking a nap. Because you interrupted my nap, I will grant your wish just so that you will not search for me in the afterlife. That will be annoying to deal with. *Snap* Farewell, my child. Don't tell me I don't help you." A soothing voice comes out of nowhere, filled with divine power and strong power.
"Arghh! huh? Wha...? Where am I? Is this hell? It doesn't feel like hell." I look around and what I see is shocking me! This place looks exactly like my room before the apocalypse. Am I in heaven? I get up from my bed with all sweat on my body. I touch everything in the room, it feels real. I noticed a mirror and turn my head to it. What in the actual hell is this? It's my face but when I was 20 and my body is buff? This is not me when I was 20, I was thin compared to when I was in the apocalypse. Wait... did I... go to the past? Did God really hear my help?
[Hello, my name is IRIS, and I will be your personal assistant until you die. Nice to meet you, master.] Suddenly, a game interface appeared out of nowhere and I can hear a woman's voice in my head. This interface... look like my old system when the apocalypse happened, but this one looks more modern than the previous one. It looks like I really go back to the past and got a new system.
Out of the blue, another game interface appeared next to IRIS. Wait... why this one looks like my old system interface? Hmm, there's something written on it. 'I'm sorry for not helping you, master. But, I can't do anything, I can't control my system.' You! You really are my old system! Where are you when I need you the most!?
[Master, I detect another system near me. Would you like me to combine with him?] IRIS said. Combine? You can do that? And, my old system is a man!? I shook my head. What will happen when you two combine with each other? [We will become one. Every data from it will be stored in my storage, and every skill and point will also have in me. Long story short, everything that is stored in it, will also be stored in me. Since I am more advance than him, full control is on me. Would you like to do it, master?]
Wow, I never thought that system can do something like this. Wait, IRIS, will there be a zombie outbreak in this world? [Positive. A zombie outbreak will happen next month. I advise you to be prepared, master] I thought so, today is the day I got fired by that company, all because I help the boss's assistant run away from him. That bastard always harassed and molested her even though she obviously doesn't want it. My co-workers didn't want to do anything and act as if nothing happened.
Heh, since the world will come to the end, I don't have to come to work and meet that bald fatty old man again. I've something else to do. IRIS, list all the items I need to prepare for the outbreak and call the bank company that I'll gonna borrow a huge amount of money from them. [Affirmative. Here is the list. Which bank do you want to, master?]
Hmm... How about... World Bank? [Affirmative. I will call them right away and hold a meeting between the master and the bank.] Hehehe, wait for me, WB. I'll take all of your money and use it for my own good. I don't need to pay you back as the outbreak will come and your business will surely be the victim!
HAHAHA, my time has come!