Walking down 'No Dawg Road' is Big Dawg, a Dawg and one of the Biggest, Baddest Dawgs around, in its mouth is a 'hot brick', a hot brick.
'Dawg damn it's getting hot, imma dawgin' drop it on this dawgin' puss'
And so this Dawg will.
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(POV but not pov and it's third person, The Puss)
Chillin' on a bench is Puss, one of the fastest Puss around, after winning a cat fight against the '3 Not Pussys' and it's finishing its hot fish.
'Yeeeh, best hot fish'
As it's yeehing, it suddenly got a hot brick dropped on its head.
"Meah!"
And so begins the epic rivalry with Puss and Big Dawg