The menu was a piece of wood about the size of his arm in width and length. The goddess soon pulled out a new one from nowhere and hung it from the ceiling. Now all he had to do was wait for an unsuspecting victim. Surely enough, a huge man with a beard the size and shape of a raccoon bustled in the bar. He politely ordered a noodle and sat down. This was his chance.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, in a higher pitched tone than he anticipated. Startled, the man averted his gaze towards him. Not missing this opening, He quickly swung the menu between the man and the noodle, making him duck with surprising agility. As the goddess tried to push him away from the man with magic, he grabbed the noodle and swiftly threw it at the goddess. He was now stuck between an angry bear-like man and a goddess covered in noodles. Swiping at the apron, he grabbed the bag that he saw the goddess pull tiny strips of paper from hundreds of times.
With a shit-eating grin, he waved the reicipt and triumphantly pulled out his finger, then
*BAM*