James picked up the phone while in what looked like some kind of changing but he obviously finished.
When he saw Meg's face, he know something was wrong.
"Meg, what's wrong?" He said. "Did something happen?"
"My stupid family is what happened" said Meg. "My family broke into my room, that they broke the lock to in the first place and don't plan to fix it and stole my diary. They read my personal thoughts and feelings last night"
"That's terrible" he said.
"And you know what? It's not even the first time they've done this" said Meg. "Everybody here wants me out of their lives and yet they have no problem sticking their nose in mine. I wish they can not stop reading my diary"
"Than why do you keep writing in it, if you know they've just going to steal it?" he said, asking a question that stunned her.
"I-I don't know." Meg said. "Maybe...maybe it's because I know it's the only way my family will willing pay attention to what I'm feeling. Their always tuning me out, forcing me out of the house or out of the room. I guess some part of me still hopes that them reading my words, would cause them to change even a little bit. But they just mock me for having emotions or tell me they would treat me better but be worse tommrow. For some reason everybody in this house is allowed to have emotions except me. Your the only one I have that tells me it's okay to have them"
And he was silent for some time before he said. "Meg...you know what? You clearly need somebody to touch and care for you, right now. How about I fly down to Quahog next week and we'll spend the Saturday together?"
And Meg gasped and said. "Really?"
"I can talk to my parents which I'm sure would say yes and than you just have to make it to the airport." He said. "So see you in person, in a week Meg"
"See you too" she said.
"Love you" he said.
"Love you too" she said.
And than he ended the call.
The scene changed around him, and he brought paper and began planning.
He ended up appearing on a plane going to Qhuahog, coming out of the bathroom, he than headed straight for first class, nobody stopped him as he did so because he looked like the son of a famous model and he was wearing expensive clothes so he was allowed to sit down.
And than he enjoyed the rest of the flight in first class, he was offered food and he made a show of tipping the flight attendant.
When they saw him give out money, the staff was putty in his hands.
He texted Meg which flight he was on and than he flight landed 4 hours later, he got out first with the other first class business man, celebrities and people who worked hard for their seats.
He walked into the airport and saw Meg waiting for him.
They saw each other at the same time.
"Meg!" He said.
"James!" She said, and they both rushed and hugged each other before kissing.
Those who were watching were in shock.
Since he could do better in their eyes.
They walked out of the airport together, holding hands to the disbelief of the surrounding people.
"Let get into a taxi." he said.
"Or, we could walk. I walked" said Meg.
"Than, it's only right you rest on your way back" he said.
"Awww" she said.
They got into a Taxi, and the driver took one look at them but more importantly him and his eyes grew wide.
"I'm paying for this ride so tell the driver where you want to go" He said.
She told him and the driver nodded and drove them to the terrible town, filled with alcholics, death, violence and drugs.
He paid as they got out and stood on be streets of Qhuahog.
"Now let's walk through the town holding hands. I know this great shop we can go to" said Meg.
"Okay" he said.
And than they held hands and began to walk.
One by one, the towns people turned around to face them in shock.
Meg Griffin, the most undesirable girl in Qhuahog was holding hands with a teenage boy who was movie star good looking.
So many people who bullied her on the fly now couldn't believe their eyes.
Her neighbours saw her.
People literally stopped their vechiles just to look at them.
They saw Connie and her group just coming out of an expensive store.
"Hi, Connie" said Meg cheerily.
Connie turned and was about to mad when she saw him.
She saw James.
In her mind, romantic music came on, his eyes twinkled, his hair blow in the wind and his shirt was open, revealing shiny six pack.
She and all the popular kids stared with wide eyes.
"Connie, did I ever tell you about my boyfriend James?" Said Meg enjoying this. "He's my boyfriend from out of town, he came to visit me today" before she said. "James, this is Connie D'Amico"
"Oh, she's that bitch you were talking about on the phone" said James striking the girl, before he said. "Oh, I can clearly see why your so popular, it's clear your blowing all the guys behind you. You see, perfume can't quiet cover up the smell of sex which your reeking of. That's why people take showers to wash it away but either you didn't have time too or an hour ago you were doing it with all the guys behind you. Hell, half the town has probably seen you naked, so you've lost before you even muttered a word to me. Because you see, I don't talk to everybody's piece of meat. I tend to go for the girls who won't be used up by age 25"
Silence.
Cold hard silence.
Connie looked like she just been slapped before she burst into tears and ran away.
"Connie!" Yelled her friend and the guys she was indeed having sex with.
"Holy shit that burn!" Said a complete stranger.
"Wow...James. I don't know you had such a tongue" said Meg.
"And I will do it again, for you " said James. "You told me that girl has made you feel fat and unwanted since the moment you entered Highschool. Your my girlfriend now, do you think I'm going to standby and let that girl fill your head with lies when your a thousand times pretty than she will ever be, both inside and out?"
And Meg blushed, she didn't know what to say.
"Now let's my pamper you at the mall" he said, before he said. "Where is it?"
That got her laughing and she lead him to the Qhauhog mall.
They entered it and the massive crowd of people parted like the red sea when they saw them, in shock and disbelief.
They entered a store and her transformation began, James supernaturally picked out expensive clothes that would look good on her and paid for them.
The only one who cared for her before was her mother and that was in the past before the abuse fully dripped in.
They went to the mall cafeteria and ordered food and than he took her to get her hair and makeup done.
He promised her a day of pampering and he was giving it to her.
He paid for an unlimited number of minutes for her phone for three months and than they took some pictures and posted it on intergram, where her family found her with wide eyes.
"Wow, that Gym looks interesting" he said. "I've been to all sorts of Gyms but never one that looks like a shop. Let's go in"
"I can't" she said.
"Why not?" He said.
"I don't have any money and they won't let me back in because of the last time my dad was here. That's why my family jogs now." said Meg.
"That's terrible. What is it like? 15 bucks?" He said. "I'll pay for it. You shouldn't be banned from places just because you have a terrible family. Let's join together and than I'll cancel mine and we can both work out at our separate Gyms."
"Really?" Said Meg she couldn't believe how wonderful he was being.
"Really" he said, and than they walked in, already the security guards were on red alert when they saw her but since she was not with her family, they glanced her way suspiciously.
Both of them went to the reception, however before security could be informed, James slammed a stack of money on the desk and said. "I want one month membership and A year for my beautiful girlfriend Meg. Make sure that she is given the highest status. If you see any of her family, throw them out"
The receptionist opened and closed her mouth before she said. "Right away, Sir"
They watched her take pictures and than they hand them two very different cards, him standard and her a platinum membership.
"Wow, I've never been given a premium membership card before" said Meg.
"And if she happens to lose it, you have her documented so that nobody can attempt to use it?" Said James.
"With this level, we'll recognise her by fingerprint" said the receptionist. "So even if her twin sister walks in, she'll be thrown out."
"Good" said James. "Now let's go work out"
And he lead her to the changing rooms, Meg put on her new PE kits and he transformed into his, coming out the same time as her.
"Wow, where did you take out your kit?" Said Meg.
"I have a portable, collaspable backpack" He lied and they went to the machines to have that Gym fun that Meg saw but could never do.
Meg could only giggle as James helped her excerise, he spotted her, ran beside her and lifted impressively before her eyes.
He took his shirt off and it was like Meg could see his muscles and chest well as he lifted.
They took pictures of them on Meg's phone and posted online for most of the town to see.
A rapping song came on and James began to dance in front of her.
"James, stop" said Meg, laughing and giggling.
Meg was completely unaware that everybody in the shop was staring and there was a crowd gathering near the windows.
Even the straight guys stopped and starred.
His ass and chest were on point, everybody stared watching him dance shirtless, sweaty and in tight shorts.
Some even got out their phones and started to livestream, he was just dancing but it came across like he was dancing the dance of Sex.
The comments section was going wild, many demanded to know who this guy was and a baby joined in the thumbs upping and comments section.
Meg face flamed in embrassement and they messed around until the shop announced it was closing.
He put his shirt back on and he walked her home after they had changed back.
They held hands and he walked her to the front door.
However before they could kiss, the door opened mouth to their surprise and out came her mother followed by her father.
"Meg, we've been trying to get a hold of you- oh hello" said Lois seeing him.
Lois was wearing a tight purple dress with her hair and make up done while Peter was basically naked but his penis wasn't showing because of his gut.
He blinked and Meg face palmed.
"You must be James." Said Lois trying and failing to be natural. "Do you want to come in? I heard you were here for the day"
And Meg opened and closed her mouth, she hadn't said anything to her mother about this or written it in her diary.
Did she snoop through her phone!?
"I'm actually going back and calling a taxi to take me to the Airport" he said.
"We'll, that's going to take some time. Why not come in?" She said.
"Urn, sure" he said, and he and Meg came in.
"God, your so hot" said Peter.
"Excuse me?" He said, with wide eyes, did a man who was almost 50, just say that to his daughters boyfriend?
"Don't mind, Peter" said Lois before the woman yelled. "KIDS, JAMES IS HERE!"
"No, don't bring Chris and Stewie into this" begged Meg.
But it was too late.
Stewie feet were almost flying and Chris came behind him, much slower and heavier.
Brain came in with clothes on!
"Sup, James" said Brian, trying to be cool.
"My god, he's even more beautiful in person" said Stewie, shirtless and with slacks and shoes on.
James felt awkward, Peter was naked in front of him, Lois was in tight clothes, Stewie was flexing.
"So...how long have you been dating Meg, for?" Said Peter.
"Two weeks, sir" he said, before he said. "And many more I hope" he wrapped his hands around her and she smiled.
"And I hope so too" said Meg and than both of them kissed not carrying if it was in front of the family.
Just than they heard the Taxi.
"We'll, that's my ride, Bebe" he said. "Text you later" before he said. "By the way cool talking dog"
And than he walked out and headed to the Taxi, not seeing Stewie, Peter and Lois eyes watching his fine ass as he walked away and enter the Taxi.
It drove away.
"Mmmm, that hot piece of ass" said Lois.
However Meg screamed and said. "I can't believe you guys!"
And than she stormed up the steps.
They didn't even notice her new makeover because James was that attractive.
However, her anger wouldn't last long when she realised what being seen locking lips with a very attractive person did for her.
Meg didn't come down and only when everybody was asleep she went to eat, and than she was determined to avoid her family on Sunday.
She woke up early, took some food and than headed out, she headed to the hills of Qhauhog and stayed there until she went to the mall and got a clip on lock for her door when she was sure her family was at church.
And than she went home
She unwrapped the lock and put it on her door, and for the first time she felt like there was some security.
"What the hell?" Said Peter voice on the other end hours later as he tried to open the door.
"Go to hell, dad. I riggid the door so that if you try to kick it open, 1000 watts of electricity's will burn you in a crisp" she lied. "And if you try the window, I riggid it so you'll get shot immediantely if you tried"
Peter gasped and she know he brought it, thank god her father was a dumbass.
A dangerous one but still a dumbass.
Meg than proceeded to ignore her mothers voice who demanded for her to open the door but Meg refused.
The lock was so simple and yet the only reason she could buy it was because James had given her money which her family hadn't got to yet.
She finished texting James and than went to bed, she woke up on Monday morning and when she looked at her phone, she was met with a big surprise.
All those people who flooded her phone telling her to go kill herself were now doing a complete one eighty.
'Who was that blond guy you were with on Saturday?'
'Saw you kiss that blond guy, you go girl'
'Heard how your boyfriend humaliated Connie, sit with us at lunch, Meg'
'You can come sit with me and bring that blond guy with you'
Her phone was overflowing with curiousity instead of threats.
Meg scrolled down to see James message which was the encouraging words of the day.
She headed to the bathroom quickly and than ran out quickly before the house woke up.
She was about to wear her signature pink shirt and jeans when she looked at the clothes James brought her.
She put them on and than headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast, she quickly ate and was out the door, seconds before her family could catch her.
She decided to walk instead of take the bus, she had time to do that, plus she did not feel like standing with Chris at all.
Even though she had a head start, the bus quickly overtook her and she arrived 5 minutes after the bus.
She entered the school and the chattering hallways, became dead silent when they saw her.
But than something shocking happened.
The whole corridor erupted into cheers and clasps.
She was shocked.
"Good job with hooking up with a guy leagues above you, Meg" said one girl.
"With that makeover and high end boyfriend, your suddenly a lot more attractive, Meg" said a guy.
"Hey, Meg. Cheat with me!" Yelled another guy.
Meg went up to her friends.
"Meg, everybody in school is talking about seeing you with your boyfriend James" Patty said.
"Yeah, it's all over the internet. James dancing in the gym and James roasting Connie" said Ruth. "That was my favourite clip. It's already got 3 million views"
"Girl, why didn't you tell us James was coming? We could have hung out together" said Esther.
"We'll, the day was supposed to be just me and James" she said. "And it was magical. James pampered me last Saturday, I've never been pampered like that by a boy before. James was just so wonderful"
And than she entered into class, everybody was silent before they clapped when they saw her.
Meg sat down and the register began shortly afterwards.
When the teacher got to her, she said. "Meg Griffin"
"Here" she said.
"And congraluations on that guy. I saw you holding hands with on Saturday. He's got a fine piece of ass " said the teacher.
"...O...Kay?" she said.
And than the register ended and the lessons began.
When it was break time and it was time for the morning announcement, they heard the lunch specials and...
"And congraluations Meg Griffin for securing that fine piece of ass. Oh and if he has mother who is looking to cheat on her husband, can you refer her to me please?" Said their principle.
Everybody eyes went wide on that one, how was this guy their principal?
Meg decides to ignore it and wait for class to begin again, it did and she left for Lunch, she entered the dinning room and everybody clapped.
"Meg, sit here" said one girl.
"Meg, go out with me" said another guy.
So many people who shunned her was now clamouring for her attention.
Even the popular kids.
She sat with her friends because even though they had abandoned her when she was low, at least they didn't bully her or say mean things to her.
"What a day I'm having" said Meg. "Who knew dating somebody could effect one person so much?"
"Exectly everyone" said Ruth. "Remember those cases where normal people managed to date a celebrity? Their lives changed immediantly. Everybody wanted to be their friend, the life was in magazines and on the TV. They got invited to the hottest parties with the hottest celebs"
"People who lives can change depanding on who your dating" said Esther, before she said. "Anyway, good for you girl. Now you got somebody to spend the holidays with when your family becomes unbearable"
And Meg blinked at that, she didn't think of that.
"Your right now, I can call James and ask him if I can stay over at his place for the holidays" said Meg. "My family never wants me around unless they have to because we have to invite our grandparents over and Christmas at James house has got to be different. I bet his parents are all refined and nobody is forced to laugh at the same stupid joke every Chrismas"
Now that was something she wished she could do without.
And besides, her family always wanted her out of the house during Christmas, they always did stuff without her so why should she stay when there is another option?
"Okay, I'll talk to James about it later" said Meg.
# Later at the gym#
"What? Chrismas at my house?" Said James as he throw a ball at the wall and had a baseball glove on.
"We'll...I was thinking... since you met my family" said Meg, on a treadmill in the gym.
"Your family creeps me out. Why was your father naked?" Said James.
"Dad likes to go naked, in the house or in front of compete strangers" said Meg, before he said. "Yeah, we don't get invited to things that involves the whole neighborhood."
She was down, he attempted to cheer her up.
"We'll yeah, I can see that if your father gut didn't cover that part, I would have barfed right there. I don't want to see any of that. He was like a round sack of smelly loose skin. I saw poop around his ears, what's up with that?" said James.
And Meg laughed, it wasnt everyday that somebody made fun of her father and was appreciated, it was a welcome change.
"Anyway" said James. "If your so set on spending Christmas at my house, than I need to come clean about something"
"What?" Said Meg. "Is it that your not wealthy and are in fact living on the streets like those claiming to be wealthy in the internet?"
"Oh, god no. I'm still fabulously wealthy" said James. "Just try not to freak out, because depanding on your reaction, we could break up"
Meg blinked at that.
"I'm sure it's nothing Im not prepared for. I used to date a Nudist and a puppet" said Meg.
"Okay than" he said, and than the call ended.
Meg wondered what it could be but than she was sure she could handle it, she went through the weeks and a very painful thanks giving where his parents not so subtly implied that James should join them and her grandfather trying to get out of her if her new boyfriend was from a legacy family.
And than came the day everybody was off for Christmas break.
She packed her bags in secret and than went downstairs, she than walked out with her suitcase and headed further down the street before calling a taxi to pick her up.
The Taxi did and it traveled to the airport, waiting outside was none other than James.
"Meg!" He said.
"James!" She said.
They hugged and kissed and than he took a deep breath and said. "Okay, Meg. Let's do this"
He held her hand and than he began to walk, Meg was confused but went along with it.
However, when they passed through that door, what awaited them wasn't the inside of the Qhuadhog airport.
But instead a street and above their heads were people with jetpacks, hovering cars were on the road and tubes were everywhere being used for transportation.
The sky was wrong, the sun had tentacles.
To say Meg was shocked was an understandment.
"What the? Where? How?" Said Meg with shocked eyes.
"This is what I wanted to talk to you about" he said, before he scratched his head and said. "You see, Meg...I'm not actually human and I'm kind of the heart and soul of this planet...so"
Meg stared at him.
He waited.
Meg continued to stare.
"Your not going to shed your skin right?" She finally asked.
"Thankfully no. What you see is what you get" he said. "I just look different on the inside and can't pass through airport security due to the X-ray machine."
"Oh, I can live with that" she said.
"Thank goodness. If you didn't take it well, I would have erased your memory and sent you home with a gift basket" he said.
"Oh, a gentleman" she said, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
And than she took his arm.
"Now let's have an envious Chrismas" said James and they walked away.
# A day later on Earth#
"Sorry but Meg is 18 so she's legally an adult" said Joe Swanson as they called him in. "You can't force her home or I'll have to arrest you."
And just than all of them got a notification from Meg.
It was a photo of her with boyfriend in their coats with snow around them, both of them doing a peace sign.
In the caption it read 'Having Christmas at my boyfriend's house'.
"Wow, that's her new boyfriend? He's beautiful" said Joe. "Good for her" before he said. "We'll, that solves your case. She's spending Christmas in her boyfriends house. Now if you excuse me, I've got to spend Christmas at my family's house"
And than he wheeled back home.
Her parents were stunned.
Usually they kicked Meg out for Christmas and tried to spend as much of it without her, but now she volunteery left and chose to spend Christmas at another house.
They were in shock.
However their shock was about to turn into unhappiness as the videos and pictures started to flood in showing she was about to have a heck of better Chrismas than they were.
It started with a small couples ski, with both of them holding hands and the hill was basically flat.
And than it stepped up to Meg sking down a large slop with James just following behind her on a snowboard.
He would peck her check every once in a while making her swerve and scream his name with a blush on her face, while he laughed mischievously away.
But that was nothing compared to Christmas day.
Everybody gathered around their Christmas tree and looked at the small amounts of presents that Peter could afford which isnt much because he was barely at work.
When they were all happy with their cheap presents they all recieved a notification for Meg's live stream.
"Meg, are you ready yet?" Said James at a beautiful brown door.
"Just putting on the blindfold" she said, and than he waited a bit before opening the door.
He came in.
The room he came into looked like something out of a magazine and in the middle of it was Meg with a blind fold and in silk PJs.
"Oh, my god. The room is gorgeous" said Lois.
James that took Meg's hand and Meg clasped it, she allowed him to take him to the railing, the carpet underneath them was royal blue.
"Now take off your blind fold" he said, and they watched her do so.
Her eyes went wide as she said. "Oh, my god, James!"
James turned the phone around and what they saw was a Christmas wonderland for living room.
Trains, candles lit, fake snow falling gently from the ceiling and tree made out of literal presents.
"Holy crap!" Said, pretty much everybody in Qhuahog and her grandparents.
Seeing that this was an extremely rich Chrismas going on, the viewers exploded with people all over the world hearing about it.
"What do you think?" He said.
"It's beautiful James" she said, and he led her down the steps, passing the servants.
Just then the dogs came in, in expensive sweaters pulling a slay.
Ridding the slay was the hottest man and woman any of them had ever seen, in Chrismas sweaters and microphones.
"Meg Griffin, we wish you a very merry Christmas." Sang the woman, her voice was beautiful.
"Thanks for joining us today" said the male, with that Christmas deep voice.
The Griffins mouths were open through the whole song, even when it was finished.
"That was awesome, mom and dad" said James.
"It was fun." Said the female. "I and your father haven't sung like that in 2 years. It looks like we still got it" she gave the criminally attractive male a kiss on the cheeks.
"Holy crap, how old is she? She looks 18" said Brain, as he watched the female dog prance around in the background in snow.
"Anyway, Meg come open your presents" said James.
And Meg went to the Present Tree.
"Which present is mine?" She said.
"All of them" they said.
"Shut up" said Meg, shocked just like everybody watching.
"I and my family didn't really need presents, we just by what we see" said James as Meg looked at the most presents in her life.
She than began to open them one after another, the first one was a diamond and sapphire necklace and matching earrings.
"What!" Screamed Lois, seeing the jewellery.
"Real diamond and sapphire" said James, as Meg put them on and looked stunning.
She opened another one and it revealed to be that one thousand dollar handbag.
So many girls looked like they had been slapped including the women, recognising this bag.
"Keep going" said James.
And Meg did, one by one, the girl who was lucky to barely get anything for Christmas was now being spoiled by her extremely well off boyfriend family.
Meg unwrap a toy doombuggy fit for a child with an actual engine but of course not as powerful.
"Whoops, thats a present for our youngest son Billy" said the man taking it and breaking the hearts of kids world wide including Stewie.
"Hey, Meg some of siblings gift may still be in there so can you pass it along, if you see them?" Said James.
"Sure" said Meg, before opening present after present, she saw toys for little boys and girls, each of them were must have Chrismas presents of the season for kids and before they knew it, it was night time and she opened her last present.
A stack of papers.
She looked confused before she read them and her eyes grew wide.
"You brought me a house?" She said, shocking everybody watching.
"It was James idea" said his mother.
"We got you a house and a car just outside of your town" said James. "We paid for it in cadh and after dinner, well hand you your new house keys and Car"
And Meg screamed and went to hug and kiss James.
"Thank you, Thank you, Thank You!" She said.
"No problem, babe" he said.
That's when they heard.
"Dinner is served" said the man who was clearly the head chef.
The Griffins looked out of the window and saw it was really dark, just than their grandparents came into the house, their butler holding the tablet to see Meg's live stream.
They all watched, the door bell ring and in came James oldest siblings, Aunts, Uncles and Grandparents.
They had attractive people for every skin colour both male and female, even animals got some eye candy.
"Holy crap, look at those Babes. They have the round ass and the fat ass." said Quagmire. "Giggity!"
The camera followed into the very posh dinning room and they all sat down while a five class meal was unrevealed to them and champagne was served.
"Okay, a toast" said the father getting up. "Jamy, you do it"
Jamy was the college student with his football player Jersey on who looked like a more chiseled and older version of James.
"I would be delighted to, father." said the guy, before getting up and raising his expensive wine class. "I want to give thanks for all of us still being incredible wealthy this year but we should also be thankful that we manged to help a lot of people and animals this year, to make their Christmas something special. We have donated a whopping 565 million to Children in Need, Army Veterans and Animal Trust under the name Gohappyfunds"
What?
And many people began to split their screen and Google, but James had indeed donated that amount of money, there were even news articles about it that was now being viewed by millions of people around the world.
Indeed they weren't jackass rich people.
"And next year, we hope to top it and make more people and animals very happy" said the guy, before he said. "But seriously, what we should really be thankful for, is that my little brother James finally got himself a girlfriend who really seems to make him happy. Free cheers for Meg"
"Hip Hip, Hoory!" He shouted and than they all did three times.
Meg blushed bright red.
"Now let's eat" said the guy.
And than the livestream went off.
However, it came back in the form of pictures and videos, minutes later.
Hot and sexy people surrounding Meg taking pictures, a video of James and his older brother dancing shirtless.
Jemys Asian girlfriend talking to the other attractive women.
Meg's and James holding both his twin little siblings who were dressed as fairy's.
They saw the boy get in the doom buggy that Stewie wanted and kids everywhere wanted but could never have.
It was just picture after picture of envy or lust.
"Lois, I love you but" said Carter Pewterschmidt, to his daughter as he ate the burned Christmas food in a wonky chair. "But I and the wife will be spending the holidays from now on in Megs new house with her extremely rich and attractive boyfriends family"
And everybody was silent, as nobody could say anything.
With a new House and car, everybody knew Meg wasn't coming back.