Hello ash. It is me professor oak"
I swear to god, if he has one more task for me, I will flip. I have already been here for a month and I still have only 2 pokemon and 2 gym badges left. I had already delivered the letter to the chairman before poofing out of existence.
"Don't worry, I don't have another task for you. Professor birch was feeling indebted to you for doing such a great thing for him and their was an extremely successful mining operation from which professor birch obtained an extra claw fossil. He just asked me to give it to you"
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"Sure why not. Thanks for the pokemon but out of curiosity, is birch the only pokemon researcher with shame or are you the exception?"
"Hahaha, don't worry, I have a major surprise waiting for you after you complete the hoenn league. It shall be fabulous. I have many a things you don't know about me. But that is not the end of your good fortune. The champion himself has seen your fight with Moore and decided to give you a pokemon. Guess what it is?"
"Torchic with blaze kick."
"You will never gu... how did you know? That was supposed to be a surprise?!,"
"I have many a things you don't know about me."
"Never mind, he bred two extremely strong pokemon hoping for a water type but he got torchic instead. The thing is, this torchic saw your match with Moore and practically ran towards the screen and pecked Wallace and basically begged her to send her to you"
"Ooh, determined. Just the way I like it. Where can I pick them up? My team size is about to double."
"Fotree city is where birch is currently for the next week. But sadly all good things must come to an end. Your mother is planning something huge and your book is hitting shelves tomorrow. Your battle and the league propaganda will make it sell out and you more famous."
"Oh don't worry about mom, I had to convince her to not call me back with her puppy eyes by telling her about the people who crushed on me. She is probably planning my wedding or my wedding anniversary."
"The entire family is crazy!"
"I am sorry about that, how about I make it up to you?. I have a direct line to Agatha and could easily send a message about an old man feeling lonely."
"No need." His voice was rushed and pretty scared.
"Ahh thanks for the news but I need to make garchomp's food extra spicy cause he didn't get a chance to battle unlike charizard."
"I still can't believe that you make tour own food, when I was your age, I would just eat any of the berries we came across."
"Enough reminiscing about the old days, I need to go. See ya"
I cut the call after saying that. I got up from my feet and started walking, sometimes I miss the old days where I would stay at home all daylong and get my ass handed to me by prime ape but I know one day that I will miss today and onwards. Falling into the cycle of regretful nostalgia is a very bad thing.
"Riolu ri" Riolu could easily beat any of the gym leaders singlehandedly and he was as strong as charizard when he had turned into a charmeleon. Riolu had already hit the power ceiling for Riolu-kind. The sheer amount of aura he had was pretty massive but Riolu still remembered mew and could easily crush any arrogance due to the power gap he felt.
"Sno, snover." Ava could take on a few of Winona's pokemon but I was thinking about using beldum and allowing it to evolve.
Just as I was thinking about this, I felt an area of aura vacuum.
"How are you mew. Long time since I last saw you" I said as I turned around and saw a happy and smiling mew.
"Mew"' it was boring without you.'
"And it was boring without you. Now whatcha doing?"
'I was roaming when I saw your Riolu and how you haven't evolved it yet. It is ready to evolve.'
"Really?"
"Yes, I can make him evolve'
What are you deus ex machina.? From now on I shall call this mew, deus ex machina
"Sure why not? Riolu come out"
"Ri." It looked really determined to evolve but it seemed to be a bit confused.
Before it could ponder anymore, deus ex machina placed its tiny hand on Riolu forehead and riolu was engulfed in a bright white light. Riolu slowly got bigger and bigger and into a more humanoid shape in front of deus ex machina and me.
The light finally disappeared and I could now see a majestic lucario standing there." Lucario lu"' yes I have finally evolved. Now I can speak straight to masters head.'
"I can hear your voice lucario but since tou have evolved.."
My eyes turned red and a demonic aura surrounded me and a few hands came out from the ground and started waving menacingly
"I need to make a better training schedule."
Lucario fainted on the spot and deus ex machina started laughing before it disappeared.
My aura dissipated, I out on my game face and got serious before I said
"Lucario, get up! That wasn't mew, It was deus ex machina. Since one other legendary knows about us, Then all the others must as well. We have eyes on us from now on. Your evolution went perfectly, no signs of forced or rushed evolution."
Who is deus ex machina?
Find out on the next episode of pokeball z
The next day
I am stopping at this really amazing weather facility that uses castform to predict the weather in advance with an 100% rate. I wanted to study the machines they used there and take a break from sleeping on the soft grass in the embrace of Mother Nature. Beldum had no problems sleeping in the wilderness, cause you know it floats. And Ava was comfy inside a pokeball.
Pikachu was siting on my shoulder alongside Lucario who was walking along with me. Charizard and garchomp were currently resting from their previous spar, which doable scare away all the wild pokemon.
The facility had made sure to keep my arrival a secret due to all the publicity I had gathered. Leviathan had gone for a swim in the ocean or stretch its body while ari was flying over us, looking for any particularly interesting events or just stretching her wings.
I also wrote down a bucket list. You know cause I wanna
1. Find Damien and show him exactly how strong charizard has become
2. Find Gary and beat all the gyms in hoenn before he finishes kanto and rub it in his face.
3. Meet Serena after a while
4. Beat the leader of charific valley with charizard
5. Beat oaks charizard with garchomp.
6. Launch my own pokemon company(most likely food)
7. Meet and beat Cynthia's garchomp
8. Annoy lance a bit more cause he was too uptight
9. Sweep rocket bases from kanto once and for all
10. Find out team galactic intentions
11. Find out which legendary deus ex machina is
12. Daisy
13. Get mom to be happy
"Hey guys we are reaching a scientific institution so you guys will be inside the pokeball for the entire day"
"Pi, Pikachu" Pikachu was annoyed because it didn't like being inside a pokeball. But it still complied cause I had trained him properly. I am looking at you o.g. ash.
"Lu Lucario"' sure!' I still wasn't used to being talked straight into my head via aura but I was slowly getting used to it. It was very different from psychic Telepathy. Aura telepathy is like conveying words as an emotion which can only be deciphered by an aura master or one with an aura bond while psychic is more like sending the words straight into the heads of the other people.
It took a while but I passed a lot of ground before finally reaching the town.
They own was pretty advanced but it still gave off the homely feeling off an town without sacrificing the safety or comfort of the people's life. It was advanced to The level where it affected the town without negative aspects like pollution or noise pollution.
"Hello sir. How are you?"
"I am fine"
"I am your guide through this exhibition" He seemed to dislike me due to jealousy and childish anger
"Thanks, now where is the elemental compression chamber and particle analyzed and property measuring device," I went into sceintific gibberish mode.
I basically spent the entire day walking around the facility talking to all the scientists in science speak without any translation for the poor bastard who had to guide me through the entire labyrinth of the lab
It was pretty fun but the moment I left the facility and felt a massive crowd of people gathered around me with the intention to attack. I simply brought out garchomp and before they could know what hit them, they were knocked out.
It was a completely massacre, with garchomp by my side. Dragon claws, dragon rushes, infinite jumps and aura infused attacks worked very well. They were pretty cowardly and gave their secrets up pretty easily.
"I will break you neck unless you tell em the truth " I guess I am pretty scary,
It turns out they wanted out of the picture so they could resurrect some powerful legendary and how they worked to their with each other to finally capture me and beat me down. Their original goal was just to steal the science equipment but since they came up on me, they tried to beat me without any backup or any high ranking officials so no high level info
"Yeah, I am not kidding. Yeah I see 50 though there might be more, the blood makes it hard to count." I was lying there was no blood but I couldn't be bothered to count them." No I am not kidding, sure take yourself time."
"Garchomp can you make me a throne?"
He looked at me as if asking,'with what you moron?'
"The people."
His face morphed into one of realization before he grinned like a maniac.
The group contained both team magma and team aqua. The sheer amount of punches on the nearly 50 members but numbers don't mean anything to me.
The police came to find a child of 12 year old sitting on a pile of evil people shaped oddly like a throne. The sheer amount of dropped jaws was unbelievable. It wasn't one or two cops no it was practically every single available person in the region had come here.
"Your welcome. Here is the report I wrote before hand. Ari let's go"
I got onto the large pidgeot before flying away onto the sunlight link a badass.
I had to tell mom about flannery and Cynthia to calm her down. Worth it. Oak tried to scold me but it somehow ended with me scolding him in regards to his clumsiness. Daisy was proud of me but was still a teeny bit scared about the possibility of me getting hurt but I had instilled myself as an undefeated figure since she was 6, so mental conditioning.
Garchomp had fun, battling hordes and hordes of weak grunt pokemon. I got to use a few martial arts which were getting rusty. Leviathan came back from stretching his body in the oceans and was now ready to fight or surf.
Kanto region, pallet town
"What do I do with such a youthful child, He already had so many admirers but he gets into so much trouble. He even distracted me from the evil team by using girls. What will I do with him? He should be more careful. Some day he will be the end of me"
"Come on Delia, don't be so down. Look at the bright side. He is so popular that parents will start sending marriage contracts to you, and now he has no need for money or power. He is like a second grandson to me, even with Gary, he felt he was like a child I never had. I have seen him grow into a young man, a very successful man.
He won't crack under the pressure, and you know how he is. He reminds me of a younger and happier red. He has everything red never did. Content ness in life, happiness and the challenge and thrill that red was dulled to. I know you saw his battle with Moore, and saw the smile he had on his face."
"I know oak but still, he is my baby"
"Sure,"
Johto region, blackthorn clan
"He is a good candidate for Clair, he has a dragon pokemon"
"But he is young and filled with potential. He may have other relationships, but he is still the best candidate for a husband for Clair."
"Yes he will make a great mate for her"
Sinnoh region, cyntia's house
"What did I tell you young lady?"
"I get it grandma, you were right"
" I was more than just right,I was accurate. He evolved an gibble into a ferocious monster of a garchomp. Even though you are a champion, you need to be careful. A storm will affect the smallest of rowboats and the biggest of cruise ships equally.
But don't think I didn't notice your actions. Do you crush on him?"
"WHAT NO? I mean why would I like him, he is handsome, he is strong, he has a garchomp, he looks really cute and I am-. I mean I have no reason to crush on him."
"Haha young love"
Kalos region Serena's house
"Serena, your crush made the news again."
Serena was cutting a few tomatoes thinking baith when she will make food for her ash when she nearly chopped her fingers off.
"He isn't my crush. I mean what is there to like about him Beyond his great looks, the strong pokemon, the kind nature, the nurturing personality and the cu-. I.. I mean I don't crush on him. Also why is he on the paper?"
"He was attacked by 50 people from the am magma and team aqua!"
Serena wasn't afraid, no she was livid. A demonic aura peaked around her And a terrifying beauty with a kitchen knife in her hands and tomato juice similar to blood on her body appeared in front of Serena's mother.
"wHaT HAApPpeeNed tO hIM?"
"He beat them all and made a throne from the remains of his enemies on the blood soaked battle field."
A shiver of weird.y arousing pleasure passed through Serena before the demonic aura disappeared an Serena made a cute expression with her hands on her sides.
"Oh then it's fine"
"Sigh, young love."
Unova region team Plasma headquarter
"Fate is being formed in front of our voices."
"Lord ghetsis shall be proud of us"
Alola region school
"I know what you children want to analyze today. The match between ash Ketchum from pallet town and mr Moore form Hoenn. It is a high level match. As such, I professor kukui maut explain the wondrous battle to you younglins.
"Yay, I wanna see this match." Said a blue haired girl with a weird hair cut
"I just wanna eat some thing" Said a round shaped boy.