The next day
Today is the day I get damiens ass arrested and save a charmander . I had already looked up all the necessary laws and the evidence needed. A oral confession will be more than enough for such a crime. I just have to record the part where he admits to leaving the charmander .
I was seriously offended at why Damien would do this? I mean if you don't want it, release it! It is a common practice. He basically tried to kill a pokemon after abandoning it. It really made my blood boil. I was never an animal activist or even a vegan, hell my favorite food was chicken. But even, then such a level of abuse disgusts me.
Currently I am at the pokemon center in cerulean waiting for Damien and his merry band to enter. While waiting for them I had toured the city and it was very beautiful, the enticement carvings and flowing design made for a very scenic view without sacrificing structural integrity. But the most interesting thing was by far, the locals dislike for the gym leader.
It turns out that misty and the girls father was a very nice and strong guy, who had brought this town on the map and led it very well. But the girls were very pampered and the dad was starched to thin as both gym and town leader to help in raising them. The girls basically stagnated, never trained, never tried to help the townsfolk or even grieve that much after their dads death.
The only thing they did with effort was that show of theirs, they were very focused on the beauty of a pokemon. It turns out that they rejected a challenge because that trainer had a magikcarp. They believed that magikcarp was a failure of a pokemon till it evolved. This went directly against their dads teaching of each pokemon can be strong, no matter their weaknesses.
Looks like the townsfolk were nice people and responded kindly when I talked to them. The mom of the kids was not known. The sensational sisters huh. I am gonna wipe you out with magikcarp. I can't wait to see your bitchy faces after that.
Anyway I am getting off track. Damien finally enetered.
Instead of waiting for him to brag I walked up to him and asked"hey have you heard about this charmander rumor? They say that a really powerful and wild charmander Is outside!"It is at this point that I start recording" hahaha that was my charmander, he was weak as shit. He couldn't learn many moves and lost against a bug""wait so you just left him outside?""yeah I told him to stay there, but I won't be able to come back."
At this point my anger grew enough, to punch I'm straight in the jaw. So I may or not have beaten him a few times more than absolutely necessary before taking him to officer Jenny."hello I have an pokemon abuser, who needs to be jailed." Yeah that immediately got their attention. I showed them the clip and told them about how he left the charmander with a false promise, so that charmander would refuse any help.
"Well we will obviously arrest him and confiscate his pokemon, but we can't do anything about that charmander, however if a caring trainer happens to catch it, they may have it." It was basically a sign saying I could catch him. The police also ignored the extra bruises. Yay!
"Ari I want you to find a charmander sitting on a rock and show me the path. You understand?""pi". Ok now while I am waiting for her to come back, I can finally meditate a bit. I am going through the memories of the series. After cerulean there is the 100 match gym from A.J. Before I can contemplate more about the series, I heard a "pi"
I followed ari to the charmander. I showed him the clip and showed evidence of Damien being jailed. He was heartbroken and it was after a few days of watching me while train did he agree.I never tried to speed up the process for obvious reasons. Imagine your parents lied and than abandoned you, and now someone who is much better is trying to adopt you. From a logical thought process the adoption is almost immediate but in reality you must take time and not regret your decisions.
I caught charmander and saw that it had scratch, smokescreen, ember and dragon rage. It was a bit close to evolving. It took a short while for it to get used to 2.6X times gravity but then it thrived under pressure. Gibble and charmander became immediate competitiveness caused them to work even harder. Magikcarp was also doing well. It could swim up to almost 75 mph.
"Hello, when are the gym leaders free for a battle?" The receptionist looked at me and said"they should be ready by tomorrow""thanks". Sigh I guess more training it is. I mean I already stayed here for a few days. The only major areas I had not gone to was the sisters show but I had no interest in that.
I have a feeling if Brock was here, he would have dragged ash to the show. Maybe that's why he took so long and had so many actions happen on or around him. He and his friends attracted danger both active and passively. I mean the protagonist has to face some challenge for every episode. Right?
The question still remains what should I do today. My pokemon are resting and will be playing around when they wake up. Hmm. Maybe I should go for a swim? Yeah I always liked swimming. The towns pool is open all day, so I went for a swim. The look on the faces of the men when they saw a 10 year old more chiseled then they were. I did not have any bulging muscles. No my body was a swimmers body with extra definition and absolutely no fat.
Sisters
Cerulean city gym
Today, I AM HERE cough cough. I mean I am here to challenge the gym leaders. I heard a rumor that a base in mount moon was busted by the newly re-instated flint. He is doing a good job yay! But no team rocket base was ever mentioned in mount moon. This just confirms my theory that I am in an alternate time line.
A lot of people had come to see the match as gym challenges were becoming rarer, and the sisters more condescending. All so it turns out I had a reputation for crushing egoistic trainer, arresting a pokemon abuser and catching team rocket members. I had not gotten a nickname yet, but that was only a matter of time at this rate.
My team for today's match it is magikarp and pikachu. I am gonna try and sweep the three with a magikarp, if I can't then I will have Pikachu electrocute them all. Magikcarp's modest mode set is tackle, flail, body slam and water gun. The golden carp pokemon was ready to sweep the competition.
"So which loser are we gonna defeat today""maybe cute one""or a weak one" the three who's name I couldn't bother to learn said." You got one thing wrong. I am gonna win today"."ooh a confident one"maybe he will be fun""or he will be weak"
"I heard you believe magikarp to be a failure of a pokemon. Is that true?""of course""it""is". I had a bit of a maniacal smile as I said" I wonder what a pokemon defeated by a failure is called. Go magikarp". From my pokemon came an enraged magikarp. It had heard many insults to its species, but never were they'd allied an failure! It shall restore its honor by sweeping them.
"A different color doesn't make you not a failure""I know right"" I can't believe I got excited for this". This just made magikarp even more angry."doesn't matter, what you think""today's challenge is from ash Ketchum from pallet town against the sensational sisters. Only the challenger may switch out an pokemon. Begin in 3 2 1"
"Go goldeen.""thay goldeen has not been trained. It's scales are shiny and it's body is healthy but their are no muscles or signs of strength. That pokemon is more for a co-ordinator than for a trainer. If this is the quality of your pokemon, you have spat on your fathers legacy and heritage"
That had them immediately enraged. The crowds were in silent agreement with my statement and some were even verbally supporting me. The sisters pokemon looked almost contemplative.
"Goldeen use horn drill.".dodge and use water gun on the pool and tackle from underneath" goldeens horn drill missed, magikarp jsed water gun to create a diversion and went into the water."goldeen look out!" Goldeen could not dodge and the first pokemon was out.
Magikarp-1 shitty sister-0
The crowd actually cheered because they were taught by the previous leader that all pokemon can be strong." I am embracing your fathers legacy better than his own children. It is truly a shame that an outsider embraces your legacy then your own blood."
"Go horsea!" Said the orange haired bitch. "Magikarp flail""horsea use wa-". Magikarp hit horsea before she could even finish giving the order." Sheesh, one attack? I guess you really are worse than a failure. That horsea's scales are very soft, not hardened but polished. You sacrificed power for beauty. True co-ordinaries can both battle and be beautiful at the same time."
That's true. In the co-ordinators showed in the show, they could both fight and be graceful at the same time."magik-carpppp!" Looks like Magikarp honor has been restored,hahah I feel so cheesy saying that. Well whatever, I hope they have more competent gym leaders in the future.
"Go starmie. Destroy it""Magikarp dodge and use body slam" asked predicted, Magikarp dodged and jumped into the air and slammed down on starmie"close your jaws, yes I just sweeped you with a pokemon you consider a failure. I hope you learn from this experience and train your pokemon. You have a great legacy to support. Even though you alienated the townsfolk, they will still help you. So look at yourself and be happy for the life you had."
I walked up to the referee, took the badge from his hand and immediately I guess kurama must have given naruto so much chakra to use this jutsu. Yes I used the legendary talk no jutsu. This jutsu involves extremely aura enhanced charisma, sentimental speech, bullshit technique: patriotic speech and aura enhanced compelling voice. This was taxing on my aura reserves and on cringyness meter.
"Man I am dead tired. That is one draining technique. Well enough of that, I should get Magikarp checked."
I left Magikarp at the center and was resting inside a room." I should leave tomorrow and start on charmander elemental training along with gobbles dragon dance training." I was gonna sleep bu then I realized"I have to tell mom about my victory."
"Mom I know hat you think about curses but they were total bitches."" I know that son, some people are just asking to bes cussed"" ati really? Thanks for understanding. They called Magikarps as failures of water types.""that's horrible"" yeah I was offended. So I had Magikarp sweep the three of them""really? You should not crush the, to hard right?""yeah yeah I know"
Sometimes the world of pokemon had more interesting humans. I really considered Delia as my mom. I don't remember anything except for fiction, that includes my parents.
Route 24
I was traveling a bit when I felt a bunch people surrounding me with the intention to capture. One of them had the intention to hurt. I spread aura through my body to strengthen it "hey, are you the one who threw James and Jessie in jail."
Ah a canon divergence, I guess Giovanni or one of his underlines sent a bunch of grunts for me. I count 4 in front of me and 7 in the bushes they are gonna try and ambush me huh.I hit the SOS(Sent a signal to league and oak) and record button on my Pokédex and called out my pikachu, Magikarp and ari(pidgeotto). These are the only pokemon I have known to have. I showed them to make the grunts think I only have them.
"I can take you four on easily" they smirked sadistically. I instantly leaped my self away from the volley of attacks from the hidden bunch." Sorry I meant I can take you 11 on easily." I released gibble and charmander"guys these are pokemon abusers, hunter or at the very least trader. Go wild, just don't kill them"
The abosolutly ferocious rage in charmander eyes made his tail burst into flames. He had activated blaze."Charmander you can't let the rage control you. You are the master of yourself. Remember what I told you." His eyes turned back to normal but blaze was still active. It turns out that blaze will be very useful for power, and as the grunts have showed me, intimidation.
The 10 grunts released zubats, golbats, raticates, rattats and a few grimers. The one who seemed to be the leader released a crowbar and rhyhorn."Ari take on the crow bat, Magikarp your support. Gibble take on rhyhorn with charmander. Pikachu take the grunts. I will take the others" they were confused by what I meant by the others.
That confusion turned to fear when I grabbed on grunt and dislocated his shoulder and threw him onto the ground with a maniacal smile."hey we have numbers on him and he ten beat him." The leader said
Before they could even move. They felt much heavier, they felt an immeasurable pressure fall on to them. I used my aura to the full power and intimidated them. This also applied to the pokemon. The pokemon had instincts, thes instincts told them to run away from this monster.
Ari had went into the air along with Crowbat, with Magikarp throwing water guns with deadly aim(thanks zubats of mount moon). The rhyhorn was being beaten into the ground by Gibble and charmander said martial and elemental moves.
I moved in and kicked a few grunts into others. I falcon punched a few grunts, I finally got to use my final move on the leader,which I had practiced for 10 years! The greatest move of all time! THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!, after genetically making him incapable of reproducing his unwanted genes, I moved onto the rest who had nearly fainted seeing me smiling like a devil.
Hmm not a bad idea. I used my aura to amplify my thirst for a good fight and force that thirst on to them. A few of them fainted." If you let me go, I will let you do anything to me" a female grunt said."I am ten but even if I was older and suffering from blue balls, your ugly mug would make me softer than air". I believe in complete gender equality. But the kazuma version. As such I beat all genders in the face equally.
When The police and lt. surge arrived here almost 1 hour later. They saw an 11 year(He is ten but looks 11) old sitting on top of a bunch of bruised team rocket grunts, which was shaped like a pile, eating a barbecue with his pokemon like nothing is happening . Behind him was a pile of open poke balls. His pokemon were unharmed and there were a bunch of fainted pokemon littering the clearing. The near 70 pokemon that we're not seriously injured along with the grunts made for a very imposing image.
"Hello, just so you know, I claim self defense. They attacked me first. I have proof" Surge was the first one to get his bearing back."hahaha I like you kid, are you gonna challenge me sometime later?""after a few days, this barbecue tastes much better on the bodies of my fallen enemies".
Mom was worried sick."mom! I don't have a scratch on me, my pokemon only have a few bruises. It is the grunts who are in the hospital, I already got checked out.""oh don't be like that it's my job to worry. You have been gone for more than a month(ash reached the pokemon school with two months under his belt so I am estimating.)."
It's at time like these I feel my age seeping through the confines of my memories." You know what mom? I will visit you after beating surge. I will fly back as soon as I can""really!""of course I can" I never really understood why ash couldn't go back for a few days to pallet. Sure it would take some time but he could Leave and be back in a week.
"I am sorry to bother you but we need an report of what exactly happened.""oh don't worry officer, my son will be more than happy enough to help". I had to give a detailed report but all in all it was pretty fun. Surge had to go back but I promised I would challenge him in a few days.
I had to ignore the AJ challenge, the pokemon school, bills lighthouse,bulbasaur and the squirtle squad and rush to vermillion. Don't worry guys I will interact with you all on my return trip. "Gibble, you have learned dragon dance, I want you to enhance to your maximum, then I want you to use all that energy into one blast of dragon energy. Got it""Gib"good cause you and pikachu are gonna be fighting surge as my strongest trio of pokemon.(ari, pikachu, Gibble)" Gibble was more than happy to fight the strong trainer.