Chaotic Solutions by Jordynxbj
Prologue
"Welcome." A powerful voice spoke.
"Um.. hi?" A confused and decidedly less powerful voice replied.
"Hello. Well here goes, you died." The loud voice said.
"Yeah, I got that. I'm basically discorporated."
"No need to be a smart ass." The loud voice huffed. "I would like to offer you a choice."
"What kind of choice?" The still confused voice asked.
"Either move on, find peace, walk into the light as it were, or be reborn." Noticing a slightly bored look on the beings nearly invisible face the strong voice added " With a twist, of course."
"What's the catch?" The slightly less so but still fairly confused voice asked.
"No catch."
"Why me?" The small voice asked scepticaly.
"You once prayed to Seth the Egyptian god of chaos-"
"I was partly joking," the small voice said, then added in a slightly smaller voice. "and a little bit high."
"Details, either way i'm bored and you seem kinda... bonkers... chaotic, weird, batshit crazy-" the voice was interrupted.
"Ok now that I've been roasted... by a god?
I have some questions." The steadily becoming less small voice said.
"Carry on."
"Is this a hallucination?"
"No." The loud voice stated simply.
"Now that that's resolved, Where would I go? Would I remember this? Would I be a human? What's the twist?" The now nearly loud voice asked.
"Okay, here we go. You would go to an different universe than yours. Yes, you would remember this. You would be born human but that could change depending on circumstances. And the twist is you would have foreknowledge." The powerful voice answered.
"Foreknowledge?" the still confused voice asked.
"I've seen that you've taken a liking to certain fictional universes-"
"Oh god is this like those fanfics where I'm just implanted in some main character and can't change anything and just have go with it? Because if so, hell no."
"Well if your done interrupting, no that is not what I'm trying to tell you.
There are an infinite number of universes which theoretically means there is a universe for everything ever created, I.e., books, movies, television shows, music videos, fanfiction. It could all exist.
So sending you somewhere you couldn't change anything would mean there is only one universe In which the events are occurring, that's just not true. Wherever you would like to go you have foreknowledge and the ability to actually change things to your liking." The booming voice stated.
"Where would I go?" The voice asked becoming excited.
"Where you want. I recommend somewhere you could have the most fun and mess the most things up, but to each their own."
"Like, I could go to the avengers universe?"
"Yes."
"Twilight?"
"Yep."
"Criminal minds?"
"Yeah."
"Supernatural?"
"Sure."
"Sherlock?"
"Oh my gods! Yes! Are you done? I really don't have time for you to list off all the fandoms you know." The roaring voice snapped.
"Right, sorry." The now smaller voice apologized. "Where do you think I should go?"
"Your favorite of course." The loud voice offered in a less snippy tone.
"TVD?" The now very excited voice asked.
"Yes, "The Vampire Diaries". How you could enjoy that teenager drivel I have no clue." The large voice mutter.
"Hey don't shame me. I'm into vampire, so what? It could be so much worse." The smaller voice defended.
"Yes, well that's true." The loud voice agreed in a slightly disgusted tone. "So The Vampire Diaries is it?"
"This is kind of a big decision, I should think on it right?" The small voice asked in a pondering tone. Then seemed to come to a decision. "Who am I kidding? Let's do this shit!"
"No more questions? No? Okay, it was nice meeting you, bye now."
And with that, 17 year old Elena Jordyn Wright was reborn as Elena Marie Gilbert.
-- Ch.2
Sharing a name with the main character of her favorite show who she hates has been cause of the occasion annoying question, "Do you like the show because of your name?"
"Do you watch because of Elena?"
"Is Elena your favorite because of your name?"
To which she answered
"No."
"Go away."
"Fuck off."
Ok so that's a bit harsh she doesn't hate Elena. She doesn't really like her either, she's a bit boring and a little whiny.
But she doesn't disike her for all the reason everyone says like she's selfish, manipulative, slutty, or fake.
If she was any of those Elena might actually like her, like Katherine Pierce/ Katerina Petrova the "Baddest Bitch of All".
She's just not well written. She's to selfless to the point of exhaustion. She has no power or backbone, she has to rely on everyone else to protect her. Getting so many people killed in the process. Like a whole ass sire line.
In conclusion, being launched out of the very fictional Isobel Flemming's vagina to be caught by a doctor who a little to loudly announced "It's a girl!" was complete shit.
Yes, the 17 year old antisocial party girl just woke up as Elena Fucking Gilbert.
ELENA FUCKING GILBERT
Elena "please come to my rescue because I have to rely on whichever salvawhore I'm currently dating to save me" Gilbert
Elena "mary sue who is not at all powerful" Gilbert
Powerless, defenseless, smoking hot doppelganger Elena Gilbert.
Not gorgeous, badass, crazy powerful, albeit a little judgy witch, Bonnie Bennet.
Not insecure and bitchy in the first season, but eventually adorable little vampire bean, Caroline Forbes.
Not perpetually human Matt Donovan.
Not an anger riddled werewolf Tyler Lockwood.
Not sarcastic and crazy hot Damon Salvatore.
Not broody yet somehow still sexy Stefan Salvatore.
Not drugged out Vicki Donovan
Not undiagnosedly depressed Jeremy Gilbert.
Not even some fake version of myself created specifically for this universe.
But, Elena Gilbert. Fuck me.
--- Ch3
Okay so she's calmed down a bit. Still pissed, but the dying thing and meeting a bodiless god caught up with her.
She died.
She was 17 year old Elena Wright.
She was Elena Wright who was both antisocial and a complete attention whore, was bad at reading social cues (or good at ignoring them) and a therapist/life coach to her friends, and an avid consumer of romantic content and 100 percent aromantic.
She was Elena Wright, a self proclaimed atheist who liked to pray to the old Gods, more specifically Egyptian, but she liked them all due to their dark and chaotic nature.
She was Elena Wright, a girl with a mother who worked all the time and absent father who never really wanted children.
She was Elena Wright, a girl with a very few friends and even less genuine ones.
She was Elena Wright a girl who at the age of 17 had a body count of six and a relationship count of zero.
She was Elena Wright, who loved books, movies, tv shows, and music.
She was Elena Wright and now she's not.
Now she's Elena Gilbert.
Elena Gilbert, born to Isobel Flemming and John Gilbert.
Elena Gilbert, doppelganger, danger magnet, and future human sacrifice.
Elena Gilbert, no longer atheist.
Elena Gilbert, a girl with no friends and better parents.
Elena Gilbert, a girl who knew what happens after death and now, the future.
Elena Gilbert, a girl with a blank slate.
Elena Gilbert, a girl who can anybody she wants to be.
Elena Gilbert, a girl who will be anybody she wants to be.
Elena Gilbert, a girl with ability to change everything.
Elena Gilbert, a girl who's not so pissed anymore.
Maybe not complete shit.