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Chapter 31 - Infiltration and Impersonation

The city of Rikarisu is one of the three largest settlements on the

Demon Continent. At the time of the Great Human-Demon War, it served as a

home base for the forces of the Demon Empress Kishirika Kishirisu. Even

now, it is sometimes referred to as Old Kishirisu Castle.

The first surprise it has in store for first-time visitors is its unusual

location. Rikarisu sits in the middle of an enormous crater, the rim of which

forms a single continuous wall around the city. In times of war, these natural

defenses helped the city to ward off many enemy sieges—and today, they

still serve to protect the city against marauding monsters.

At the very heart of the city stand the ruins of Castle Kishirisu, half-

destroyed during the events of the Laplace War. Imposingly thick outer walls

surround the broken black-and-gold castle itself, a sight that offers visitors a

constant reminder of the Empress's faded glory and demonkind's violent,

painful past.

Rikarisu is a storied city. A place rich with history.

And when the sun sets, visitors will come to appreciate its true beauty.

—Excerpt from Wandering the World

by the adventurer Bloody Kant

Those words were the sum total of what I knew about the city of

Rikarisu, which we'd now arrived at.

There were only three entrances to the city, all of which were cracks in

the rim of the crater. The walls of the crater were surprisingly tall. Unless you

could fly, it'd be difficult to make your way over them.

A pair of armed guards were stationed outside each of the entrances.

They evidently took their security seriously here.

I shot a thoughtful look over at Ruijerd.

"What is it, Rudeus?"

"Ruijerd…we can get into this city, right?"

"I've never set foot in it myself. They always chase me off."

Humankind feared and loathed the Superd on an almost primal level.

That much had been obvious just from Eris's initial reaction. I'd been hoping

it might be a little different with other demons, but…based on what I'd heard

back in the Migurd village, that was probably just wishful thinking.

"Just curious, but what does chasing you off usually involve?"

"The guards start shouting at me when I approach. Before long, large

numbers of armed adventurers come running out."

Okay, so we probably weren't going to get a chance to explain

ourselves. The guards would probably just scream, "Halt," then call for

backup…at which point we'd be crushed under a massive wave of burly men.

"In that case, I guess we'd better go with some sort of a disguise."

Ruijerd shot me a sharp look. "A disguise?"

Hm. Was that going to be an issue? "Look, hear me out. For the

moment, our top priority is just getting inside, right?"

"I'm not objecting. I just don't know what you mean by a…disguise."

"Huh?"

Wow. Apparently he wasn't even familiar with the concept. Then

again, I guess he could have gotten into the city easily enough otherwise. "A

disguise is just…a way to alter your appearance and hide your real identity."

"I see… And how would we go about doing this?"

"Hmm, good question. Why don't we just hide your face for now?" I

squatted, put my hands to the ground, and began channeling my magical

power into it.

***

"Halt!"

There were two soldiers guarding the gate we approached. One was a stern-looking man with the head of a snake; the other a cocky-looking guy

with the head of a pig.

"Who are you people?! What business d'you have here?!" shouted

Snake-Face, one hand already on the sword at his hip.

Pig-Head, on the other hand, was busy silently leering at Eris. Damn

dirty animal… You better not do anything funny, or else!

As we'd decided beforehand, I stepped forward to do the talking. "Hi

there. We're a group of travelers."

"You adventurers or what?"

"Y—uh, no. Just ordinary travelers." I'd very nearly answered "yes,"

but we didn't have anything to back up a claim like that. Then again, Eris and

I were obviously pretty young, so we probably could have passed as wannabe

adventurers trying to get started…

"Who's that man you've got with you? Looks like a suspicious

character."

Ruijerd was currently wearing a crude stone helmet that I'd whipped

up only a few minutes before. It completely hid his face. We'd also wrapped

the head of his spear in cloth; at a glance, you might have taken it for some

sort of staff. He definitely looked suspicious, but at least they couldn't tell he

was a Superd.

"That's my older brother. He tried on some helmet an adventurer gave

him, and then realized he couldn't take it off. We thought there might be

someone in the city who could help…"

"Hahaha! What a moron! Ah, all right then. Go talk to the old lady in

the supplies shop, she'll figure somethin' out."

Chortling loudly, Snake-Face

stepped back and took his hand off his hilt.

Well, that went better than expected.

Back in Japan, I'm pretty sure the cops would have taken a stranger in

a full-face helmet back to the station for a few questions, but we'd gotten off

awfully easy. Maybe it was because Ruijerd had a pair of kids with him…or

maybe it just wasn't that unusual to see people wandering around the city

with headgear on.

"Incidentally, where would we go if we needed to earn some money?"

"Huh? Ya lookin' for a job or something?"

"Well, we have to stay here until we can get this helmet off my brother.

And if they charge a fee, we'd have to scrape together the cash to cover that."

Snake-Face nodded, muttering, "Yeah, guess I wouldn't put it past that

old bag." Apparently the supplies shop lady here drove a bit of a hard

bargain. Good thing it wasn't really our problem. "You'd probably want the

Adventurers' Guild, kid. Dunno where else a bunch of broke out-of-towners

like yourselves could earn their keep."

"Okay then. Is that…"

"The guild's right down this street here. Big building. Ya won't miss

it."

"Thank you very much."

"Once you're registered there, you'll get a slightly better rate at the

inns. Can't hurt to get your names down in the book at least."

With a polite little nod to the guard, I began moving toward the gate…

only to pause at the last moment. "By the way…is there a reason the city's

being guarded so heavily at the moment?"

"Oh. Yeah. Someone said they saw that monster Dead End in the area,

so we're kinda on high alert right now."

"Wait, seriously?! Talk about scary…"

"Yeah, no kiddin'. Let's hope he just wanders off somewhere soon,

huh?"

Dead End, huh? Judging from the name…if you run into him, I guess

your life's as good as over? Must be one terrifying monster.

***

The buildings weren't quite as tall in Rikarisu as they were back in

Roa, but it felt like there were just as many of them. The two cities seemed to

have pretty similar layouts. Most of the facilities near the entrance were

stables and inns that clearly catered to traveling merchants.

"Hmm. The Adventurers' Guild, huh…?"

Based on everything I'd heard, the adventurers of this world were

essentially glorified temp workers. People with certain skills registered with

the "agency," meaning the guild; by completing the jobs it had on offer, you

could build a reputation for yourself. Ordinary people brought a variety of

jobs directly to the guild, and it handed them out to any adventurers who

were up to the task.

"I'm not sure how much we'll be able to earn there, but it might be a

good idea to register. They'll probably give us something we can use for

identification at least. What do you think, Eris?"

"Ooh! Yes, of course! Let's be adventurers!" The girl's eyes were

actually shining with excitement. No surprise there, really…she'd always

loved listening to Ghislaine's tales of the glory days.

"Are you already an adventurer or anything, Ruijerd?"

"No. I've never set foot in a city large enough to have a guild before."

Ah, right. They probably didn't bother setting up shop in every random

little village.

"Okay. I think that's more convenient for us, anyway…"

A plan of sorts was beginning to take shape inside my mind.

We couldn't expect Ruijerd to wear that big, heavy lump of a helmet

forever. And if we kept his face hidden, he'd never get a chance to improve

the reputation of his people. We could always try to accomplish something

great right off the bat, then start spreading rumors that a Superd warrior was

responsible…but as rookie adventurers, we'd probably be running errands

inside the city for the moment. Solving little problems for ordinary people

might actually be the better approach. After all, it was the last thing anyone

would expect from a "bloodthirsty killer." If we kept at it diligently enough,

we might build up some trust from the people in this city at least.

Ruijerd was basically a good-hearted guy. Stuff like finding lost

children was right up his alley, and it might work better to change the

public's impression of his people than running off to slay some huge beast. I

mean, saving a child worked wonders for him with the Migurd village, didn't

it? Based on that, we should probably focus on helping people rather than bloody monster hunts. We could just let his kindness speak for itself.

That said…if we wanted to get him a reputation for helping people, the

helmet was going to be an issue. I'd have a hard time trusting someone who

hid his face personally. Maybe we could switch to something that only

covered his hair and forehead? Nah, that probably wasn't good enough.

Social etiquette might be a little different in this world, but keeping your

headgear on constantly sounded pretty rude to me.

Still, scraping away anonymously at tiny jobs wasn't going to get us

anywhere. We had to make the whole city aware of Ruijerd's presence, and

we had to convince them it was a positive thing.

"But how the heck do we do that…?"

First and foremost, he needed to become recognizable. No matter how

many good deeds he did, we'd never make progress if they were all attributed

to some "unknown adventurer." Maybe it really would be best to start off by

slaying a big monster or two? Just to get people to remember his name…

Strength counted for a great deal in this world. Bringing down a truly

fearsome beast could potentially give our little group a slight boost in social

standing. Of course, everyone already knew the Superd were incredibly

powerful fighters, so there was also a chance it could backfire…

No, wait. What if the city was in imminent danger or something? Like,

some giant monster's rampaging through the streets, everyone's cowering in

terror, and the Sexy Demon Hero Ruijerd jumps in to the rescue! With

dramatic music blaring in the background!

Ooh. That could totally work.

The main stumbling block was the fact that we needed a rampaging

monster to make this happen, but I'd heard a name that sounded promising

just a minute ago.

"Ruijerd, do you know what this Dead End thing is?" Assuming it's

some sort of powerful monster, we could find some way to lure it toward the city, then take it out just as everyone started to panic. Everyone loves a nice,

clean "good triumphs over evil" story, right?

Unfortunately, Ruijerd's response proceeded to derail my train of

thought completely.

"It's me."

"…Uhm, what?"

Huh? Is he getting all philosophical on me again?!

"Some people call me by that name, Rudeus."

Ah. Okay, so he meant it literally. That's one lovely nickname he's got

there…

It did make sense. Of course you'd freak out if you thought a legendary

mass-murderer was wandering around outside your city. Honestly

though…"Dead End" felt like a little much. Just how terrified were they of

Ruijerd? Those guards out at the gate really needed to get their act together,

in retrospect. They probably didn't even think of the Superd as people.

They'd been expecting a rampaging, vicious monster; it never even crossed

their minds that Ruijerd might be clever enough to disguise himself.

"Hmm. Now what…?"

There was a potential upside here: that nickname of his seemed to be

well-known. Maybe we could use that to our advantage somehow.

"Ruijerd. They don't have a bounty on your head or anything, do

they?"

"No. That won't be an issue."

Really now? You promise? I'm gonna take your word on that, okay?

All right then. Let's readjust this plan a bit.

***

Before heading to the Adventurers' Guild, we spent some time

wandering through the roadside stalls clustered around the entrance to the

city. Shops like these tended to be

pretty similar anywhere you went, but the

specific items they had on offer could vary quite a bit. For example…where

Roa's stables were full of horses for sale or rent, on the Demon Continent

they seemed to favor some type of giant lizard creature. They were

apparently better suited to the steep, craggy terrain that characterized this part

of the world. Also, they didn't have an organized passenger carriage system

here. You had to buy a ride from one of a number of independently-operating merchants.

We had a very long journey ahead of us. There were all sorts of things

I was dying to purchase. But I already knew what we were looking for on this

particular trip. We'd just have to pick up the rest a little bit at a time.

After a quick look to get a sense for the market prices of various items,

I started hunting for an affordable stall that had the things we needed. We

weren't in a huge hurry or anything, but I didn't want to waste hours and

hours out here. All I wanted to buy was a hood and some dye… Oh, and

ideally some sort of citrusy fruit.

"Hey, pops. Aren't you asking a bit much for this dye? Feels like a bit

of a rip-off."

"Put a sock in it, kid. That's the goin' price right there."

"Really? You suuure?"

"Of course I'm sure, dammit!"

"They were selling something really similar over there for half the

price, you know…"

"You serious?!"

"Well, I'm sure your stuff's just higher-quality, right? Hmm, this

hood's kinda nice. Look, I'll buy the dye and a couple of those lemony things

over there, so why don't you throw it in for free?"

"Hah! What a little haggler! Fine, you win. Take it!"

"Oh, and while we're here…any interest in buying a few things from

us? These are genuine Pax Coyote pelts, and we've got a few Acid Wolf

fangs too."

"Damn, look at 'em all! Gimme just a moment here… Two, four,

eight… All righty. How's about three scrap iron coins for the bunch?"

"Come on, they're worth at least six."

"All right, all right. I'll give you four."

"Okay then. Pleasure doing business with you."

It took a bit of doing, but I'd managed to wrap the whole thing up in a

single transaction. Since I didn't really know what prices for most things were like around here, I wasn't entirely sure how much money I'd just spent.

To be honest, I had a sneaking suspicion the guy had ripped me off.

Oh well. In any case, this left us with one iron coin, four scrap iron

coins,and ten stone coins. This money was a gift from Master Roxy's parents.

I'd have to spend it thoughtfully.

With our shopping trip at an end, the three of us slipped into a quiet

back alley. I was a little worried we might run into some stereotypical

hoodlums…but then again, Ruijerd would take care of that for us, wouldn't

he? Might even be a chance to earn ourselves a little pocket money…

"Hey, Ruijerd. If anyone tries to mug us, could you just beat them

black and blue?"

"Until they're nearly dead, you mean?"

"Uh, no. Just knock them around a little bit, thanks."

Sadly, nobody actually showed up to hassle us. But now that I thought

about it, guys desperate enough to rob people probably wouldn't have much

cash on them in the first place.

"Okay, Ruijerd. Let's start off by dying your hair."

"Dying my hair…?"

"Right. That's what this stuff is for."

"I see… So you're going to change its color? That's a clever idea, to be

sure." He seemed genuinely impressed. I guess people didn't really dye their

hair in this world. Either that, or Ruijerd just wasn't aware of the concept. He

clearly didn't spend much time in towns or cities. "However, wouldn't it

have been better to choose a color that's less similar to my own?"

I'd gone with a blue dye—a reasonably close approximation of the

color of Migurd hair. "Nah. The Migurd village is only three days walk away

from here, so there are probably a ton of people here who know about them. I

figured we'd make you into one of them, Ruijerd."

"…What about the two of you?"

"Oh, we're just your lackeys. You helped us out and took us in at some

point."

"Lackeys…? I thought you were warriors, on equal standing with myself."

"Well, yes, we are. I'm just talking about our cover story. Don't worry,

you don't really have to remember all this… I'll just be acting like your

henchman when we're around other people basically."

Our next step was going to be putting on something of a show.

I took some time to explain the premise of our act to Ruijerd. From this

point on, he was going to be a young Migurd man named "Royce" who'd

recently begun impersonating the infamous Superd warrior Dead End.

Royce had always yearned to inspire fear and awe in people. Not long

ago, he'd happened across a pair of lost children in the wilderness—one who

was capable of using magic, and another who proved to be talented with the

sword. He'd saved their lives, and they'd idolized him ever since.

"You idolize me?"

"Uhm, I wouldn't go quite that far personally."

"I see."

In any case, these two children were actually very powerful fighters for

their age. Once he realized this, Royce hit on a clever idea: Why not assume

the identity of the legendary warrior Ruijerd? It seemed like the easiest

possible way to strike fear into the hearts of everyone he met. Royce had

always been unusually tall for a Migurd after all. And his two young

companions were very competent. If he just claimed their achievements as his

own, he'd be famous in no time.

"This man's a lowlife. He had no right to use my name."

"Yeah, it's all very despicable. But let's say this phony Ruijerd starts to

go around doing good deeds. What would people think?"

"…I don't know. What?"

"That he's obviously a fake, but also a good guy at heart."

We needed our act to be nicely comical and kind of incoherent. The

key here was to get everyone thinking of the Ruijerd-imposter as a total fraud

who also happened to be a weirdly decent person.

"Hmm…"

"Basically, if word starts going around that this fake Ruijerd is a nice guy, we're on the right track. The rumor will get vaguer and vaguer over

time, and eventually people will just start saying that 'Ruijerd' is a good

guy."

"…That sounds wonderful, but will it really work that way?"

"Oh, absolutely," I answered in a tone of easy confidence. At the very

least, this couldn't really hurt. Everyone already thought Ruijerd was a

vicious monster; his reputation wasn't getting any worse.

"I see. I had no idea such a simple plan could work…"

"This won't be simple, believe me. And there's always a chance

something will go very wrong." As a general rule, any long-term plan goes

awry at some point. The more detailed and complex it is, the further off-track

you'll eventually end up. Still, so long as we managed to get tons of rumors

flying around about Ruijerd, there was a good chance his reputation would

begin to reflect his good-hearted nature.

"True. What do you propose we do if my deception is exposed?"

"What do you mean? You don't need to tell any lies, Ruijerd."

"…I don't understand."

Ruijerd was playing the role of "a Migurd who called himself a

Superd." For the most part, he'd be doing good deeds and earning the

public's affection, just like he wanted. He wasn't even going to lie about his

name.

The whole "Royce" thing was mostly just a fallback explanation I'd

use if someone started suspecting Ruijerd really was who he claimed to be.

The man himself would keep using his actual name. Ruijerd would openly admit he was a Superd named Ruijerd. Everyone else would just decide all on

their own that he was actually a Migurd named Royce with delusions of

grandeur.

In other words, he didn't have to say anything that wasn't true. I'd be

handling all the lying for him behind the scenes. I felt like he'd probably

object to having me deceive people on his behalf, though, so I'd decided to

keep quiet about that last part.

"Everyone's just going to assume you're actually a Migurd, you see?"

"Ah… Right. I'm the one pretending to be myself… But wait, I have to act like I'm Royce, as well…? This is giving me something of a headache,

Rudeus. What exactly do I need to do?"

"Don't worry about it. Just be yourself."

Ruijerd looked more than a little reluctant. Whatever his other talents,

the man probably wasn't cut out to be an actor.

"That said, make sure you don't snap and kill anyone just for taunting

you, okay?"

"Hmm… Do you mean that I shouldn't get into any fights?"

"You can scrap if you need to, but pretend that you're having a tough

time. Take a few punches, start breathing heavily, that sort of thing. In the

end, try to make it look like you just barely scraped out a win."

As the words left my mouth, it occurred to me that Ruijerd might not

even be capable of putting on that kind of show, but—

"You want me to go easy on them? What's the point of that?"

Apparently it wouldn't be an issue.

"We want people to think you're too weak to be the real Ruijerd. And

we want your opponent to think, 'Hey, what if he's the real deal, though?

Wouldn't that make me pretty awesome?'"

"I don't think I understand…"

"It's a way to convince people you're a fake, while also making them

feel good about themselves."

"But what does making them feel good accomplish?"

"It'll encourage them to spread rumors that the Superd are actually

pushovers."

Ruijerd scowled.

"The Superd are not pushovers."

"Believe me, I know. But your strength is part of what makes people so

afraid of you. If they think you're weak, it might help us resolve conflicts

peacefully, like we just did at the gate."

That said, we didn't want everyone thinking his people were totally

powerless, either. That might end up encouraging more harassment of the

surviving Superd villages…assuming there were still some out there somewhere. This was going to be a delicate balancing act.

"Hm. Well, if you say so, Rudeus…"

Okay then. I think that just about covers it for now.

I didn't feel the need to issue too many specific instructions at the

moment. It would only increase our odds of screwing something up.

"Anyway…I'll give you all the support I can, Ruijerd. But the outcome's

ultimately going to depend on you, okay?"

"Of course. My thanks, Rudeus."

With the initial explanations at an end, I proceeded to bleach Ruijerd's

hair using juice from the lemon-like fruits we'd bought a few minutes earlier.

The results weren't perfect, but his natural emerald green hair color did

fade away for the most part. I went ahead and slathered on the blue dye.

Hmm. Not the prettiest job I've ever seen.

Still, at least it didn't look particularly green anymore. Maybe he sort

of looked like a Migurd? At a distance? If you totally ignored how tall he

was?

Well, he didn't really look like a Superd, and that was the most

important thing. An ambiguous disguise was probably what we wanted

anyway. The ideal reaction would be something like…"This guy kinda looks

like a Migurd, but not really. And he's calling himself a Superd, but that

doesn't look right either… So what the hell?"

"Also, I think you should be wearing this," I said, taking off my

pendant and placing it on Ruijerd.

"This is…a Migurd amulet, isn't it?"

"Yes. My master gave it to me as a graduation present, and I've been

wearing it ever since." With this dangling around Ruijerd's neck, everyone

would at least assume he was somehow connected to the Migurd.

"It must be precious to you then. I'll make sure to return it to you

safely."

"Yeah. You better."

"Of course."

"Fair warning, I might have to murder you if you lose it."

"Understood, Rudeus."

"Specifically, I'd block all of the city's exits using earth magic, then

fill this entire crater to the brim with magma."

"What? You'd kill all the people living here as well? There are

children in this city, you know."

"Right. So if you want to keep them safe and sound, you'd better take

good care of that amulet."

"Hrm… If you're really that worried about this, perhaps you shouldn't

let me borrow it in the first place…"

"Come on, Ruijerd. I'm only kidding around, obviously!"

"…"

Now then…the next step was to get Eris in the hood I'd bought earlier.

That red hair of hers was very eye-catching, and we wanted everyone's

attention to stay focused on our leading man.

"So Eris, I was thinking…"

At this point, I unfolded the thing for the first time, and realized it had

little kitty ear-bags…sort of like the cowls white mages wore in Final Fantasy

III.

Was this intended for a beast-person or something? Damn. I may have

messed this up. Eris wasn't especially picky about her clothing, but from

what I remembered of the traditional Boreas family greeting, she absolutely

hated cosplaying as a cat girl.

"Uh…well, about this hood…"

"Huh? Oh! Uhm, what about it?"

"I was thinking…maybe you could wear it…"

"Really?!"

For some reason, the girl actually seemed overjoyed. Maybe she didn't

hate that pose itself as much as I thought she did…? She immediately pulled

on the hood, smiling happily. "I'll take good care of it!"

Well, okay then. I didn't really understand why, but that worked out!

Excellent!

Now then…it seemed we were ready to head over to the Adventurers'

Guild. This needed to be comical. Just had to keep that in mind.

God I hope this goes smoothly…