Once upon a time a man naemed ZHOU LING was hit by a truck. He was sent to the Xianxia the greatest of dem all world. The world was called GENERICA! There he woke up and he didnt know what was going on.
"wher e am i? This ins not my roof? Hmm- AGHGHGHGH"
Then a magical headache appeared and sweat dripped from Zhou ling. "Omg this guy is named Zhou Ling and theres an evil arrogant young master!!"
an arrogant young master was bullying on other peeps because he's an arrogant young master! And ZHOU LING was in a sect called NIne Leaf Sect. Very powerful sect, most powerfulest in like the 9 regions. There he was a meree servant and like he was weak n stuff and he was always being disdained on but arrogant young mastas.
But then Zhou Ling, the Zhou Ling, went into the garbage can, and found the
[Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture]. !?
He was a cripple. His dantain was destroyed because of arrogant young master A. Arrogant Young Master A looked at Zhou Ling and said "TRASH CRIPPLE" and Zhou Ling was bullied. Zhou Ling was at weak Realm but using the [Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture] he managed to get to the super strong realm and wiped out Arrogant Young Master A. His sect was very mad and said "Y did u bully our young master!??! naurrrr U BAD NO BULLY AT SECT U BAD!" and Arrogant Young Master A's father came in.
He was at the super duper realm however Zhou Ling used his [Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture] to reach the Super MEGA realm and killed Arrogant Young Master A's father. Then grandfather came along. He was at the 1.0 Realm. *gasp* The 1.0 Realm was the greatest realm of all of the continent! His magic bals=ls launched at Zhou Ling's and the ball was so long like look at it and the balls killed everyone at the sect. However, Zhou Ling found another treasure. It was the Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee. The Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee helped Zhou Ling kill grandfather. However, *gasp* the ancestor has come! Using his suspicious glowing liquid he rasied his realm to 2.0 Realnm! GASPA GASDSSSSSP.
The Zhou Ling use his [Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture] and raised his realm to OMEGA realm right below 1.0 Realm. He was stillt too weak! oH no!
The ancestor attacked the Zhou Ling thinking his realm was only at OMEGA realm and he was right. However his TRUE combat power was 1.0 Realm and witht the help of the Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee he killed the ancesotr! Omg!!!!! .
Then the final boss came! It was the patriarch! He was the patriarch of the Leaf Sect and his realm was 4.0! OMGGGG! HOwever Zhou Ling used plot armo- I mean his Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee to kill the Patriarch! BUT IT DIDNT WORK OMGGGG IS OUR HERO GONNA DIUE!!?!??! However his Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee started awakening OMGGGGGGG this is the crazisexist omffgfg and the Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee ended up killing the patriacrh omgggggggggggggfggggggl lmaop lmao get good loser.
SO ZHOU ling left the sect and now that he was like super powerful he had to like go somewhere to progress the plot and avenge his parents (i tink im making this up as i go) and um yeah he needs to get storger
Then Zhou Ling went to go to another place in Jade City. There he met a lot of hoodlums who were at 2.0 realm even tho 1.0 realm was the strongest in the entire continent. However jade city was like a city of the gods so everyone was super duper strong there. Zhou Ling killed hoodlums and saved a peerless jade beauty that was being kidnapped by hoodlums. He then acted aloof and jade beauty fell in love omg… Then Zhou Ling went to find a great martial master who could help him rule the world wowzers. Great martial master lived in Hidden Dragon Peak where an expedition was taking course. He went to sign up for the expedition but the attendant said "ur too young and weak to sign up for the expedition lol" and Zhou Ling was offended!
Then a legendary man came in bleeding and had poision coursing thru his veins. Zhou Ling used his epic detoxification techniques to cure the legednary man. Everyone was flabbergasted
"wow wow Zhou Ling is so handsome!"
"Zhou Ling is my greatest brother!"
"Zhou Ling please have my babies!"
"Omg Zhou Ling is so cool and suave, I don't even know what suave is!"
The attendant felt like his face was slapped and silently signd Zhou Ling up for the expedition. Zhou Ling then went to Hidden Dragon Peak with Xu Yiu, aka Jade Beauty #1. Xu Yiu was VERY worried about Zhou Ling but Zhou Ling had upgraded to the 3.0 Realm so he was very powerful. Then Zhou Ling found a treasure box in Hidden Dragon Peak and opened it and found "Copy No Jutsu" where he coild copy any skill correctly and use it against his opponents.. Inside the chest there was also magical berries that made Zhou Ling go to 5.0 Realm, making him supa powerful.
Then was brawny man went up to Zhou Ling and asked if he had food and Zhou Ling was like "You dare talk to me mortal?" and slapped the brawny man off the mountain where he broke his neck and died. 'Omg Zhou Ling is so suave and cool' thought Xu Yiu. Zhou Ling then saw how the other members of the expedition got all hostile and stuff just because Zhou Ling killed one of their best friends for life like jeez its not that much get over it. As the other members approached Zhou Ling to ask why he did that, Zhou Ling used his Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee to chop them all down. "WOw! Zhou Ling ur so amazing and utterly awesome woW!" and then using the soul feature on the Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee, Zhou Ling sucked up all the souls of the baddies and converted it to his power.
Then he went from the 5.0 Realm to Origin Bronze Realm wowzas! The Origin Bronze realm was like, the most strongest realm in the continent. woW! Zhou Ling and Xu Yiu then went to the top of Hidden Dragon Peak and met the Great Martial Master on the top. Zhou Ling said pls train me and the martial master looked at him aND SAID "wow u have such a kind heart and great will. You will make to be a great disciple" and gave Zhou Ling the 9 Seeds Gold Flower! omGGGg
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Then the old master started withering away and before he died Zhou Ling remembvered his Copy No Justsu and used it on the almost dead master and stole his skills! Unfortunetly he was on verge of death and the skills were degrading at a fast pace so Zhou Ling couldnt copy the full power of the old mans skills. And so the Old human died and withered away. "Goodbye old thing, shall you live a happy life.. Lmao get rekt loser git gud what a moron bozo ratio + L + touch grass + cringe + ez + ok and?."
Anyways Zhou Ling checked out the 9 Seed Honey Gold Flower and swallowed it. When it entered his dantian he found out he can make condensed qi drops inside his body that can speed up cultivation!?!?! Omg!?!?!????? When he condensed his first drop he went from Origin Bronze Realm to Origin Silver Realm wow Zhou Ling is so powerful and a peerless genius. He then went back to Jade City and used the Buddha Dragon Palm to defeat some hoodlums. Then he used Tian Explosion and blew up some spirit beasts. Then he met the king of the Jade City who was Origin Golden Realm!? Omg omg omgog how is Zhou Ling supposed to defeat him who has such strong power. He then used Xu Yiu as a distraction and sneak attacked the king of Jade City. He was like a super power full dude "wow this Zhou Ling is just a slightly larger ant, attack my minions" the king sent 3 guardians, Guardian 1, Guardian 2, Guardian 3. Zhou Ling uses Buddha Dragon Palm and squishes Guardian 2 while Guardian 1 aims for Zhou Lings chrysanthum while wielding his sword that was attached to his waist. Refusing to be piercred he unlocks new secret power in the 9 Seed Honey Gold Flower which was to make the condensed Qi Drops and throw them at the baddies. And so Guardian 1 was killed. Then Guardian 3 used his donald trump card and built a mega wall and tried to crush Zhou Ling but fortunately Zhou Ling has the Phoenix Destruction Darkness Moon and Sun Emperor Universal Sword of Pee and killed Guardian 3. Guardian 3 was unwilling to die such a terrible death and spat 8923804329034820482034 giga liters of blood out in anger. Then he died. While the king, who just bragged to his "loyal" subjects that Zhou Ling would fall, was red and coughing out blood. Zhou Lings awesomeness was just too cool.
The king said "even tho those 3 guardians were the most strongest people i raised and definitely cant be defeated because of a stupid lucky fluke, what you did there was definitely just a lucky fluke!"
The king raised his trident and fought Zhou Ling. Zhou Ling, in a fit of determination unlocked the next skill of his [Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture]. It was the power of tools. He summonsed a god trident a stabbed the king in the head and the king was so angry he coughed up a tsunami of blood which swept away the Jade City into the Abyssal Ocean. The king scared out of his mind, ran away. But Zhou Liing wasnt finished and summoned a god bow and shot the king to death. Zhou Ling, was victorious.
Everybody cheered and Zhou Ling travelled away after freeing the peeps of Jade City. Zhou Ling then went to a stronger place called Heaven Palace and decided to go eat at a restaurant. Then a man who was arrogant and young and also seemed like a master came up to Zhou Ling. "lmao thats my spot idot nub" but ZHou Ling was having non of it cuz he was super duper awesome. He argued with the master and the master was infuriated his face was red tomato and he yelled, "if you wont give me ur spot ill take ur gurl" Xu Yiu shivered as she looked at the fat short ugly man that was pointing at her with sus-like intentions. However Zhou Ling was super awesome and told the master to back off and he broke his nose. The master screamed in pain and said to Zhou Ling, "OMG U SUCK i haTR YOU! IM calling GRandDFAFDdy"
Zhou Ling didnt care and proceeded to cut the master in half. Then the whole world was like AHAHHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHA bc Zhou Ling just killed a man in restaruwantou and it was very funny an nobody did anything to stop him, Xu Yiu was then kidnpapped but a super bad orgasmization called the SUPER CHAOS KINGS and the SUPER CHAOS KINGS had kidnapped many beuautiful jade woman.
The officier of the Heaven Plaleace was very sad and thot that he was gona get fired from joob bc he cannot save the jade womens from the SUPER CHAOS KINGS but then officer met Zhou Ling and dey temed up with each other to attack the SUPER CHAOS KINGS subbase to save the women jade thingies. Then the leader of that branch popped out and attacked dem with his GODLY CHAOS BLADE but then zhou ling tried to kill him with Buddha Dragon Palm but almost ded bc the man was very strong. Then in a bursts of eleightnement bc he saw a leaf fall down to ground he broke thru the thru to the Origin Gold Realm and beat up the leader and melted the GOLDY CHAOS BLADE into materials. Then he put the mats in his pack. so now da jade woman fall in love with him but he can only love one woman.
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Jkjkjkjkjkjk he saw this aloof gurl naemed Bu Shou and he went to Bu Shou and charmed hoir with his madness and uh his looks cuz Zhou Ling was a very handysome man. then Xu Yiu looked at Bu Shou with fiery eye cuz like friendship right that must be it why else do they look like they are gonna kill each other
Anyways Zhou Ling then massacres the rest of the SUPER CHAOS KINGS sub branch in Heaven Palace
"No pls dont keel me i have daughte– ahhhhddwad"
"Your are devil man dont tortu- haqhshadh'
"Pls dont make me eat the feces and drink the pee anymore plss…. Wait no- dskfs"
"Thank u man for saving m3, the chaos king guys were keeping me hostag- why r u attacking me!! Stop help- AHAJDDASDAD"
After dat Zhou Ling meet a mystical and mythical blacksmith. using the materials he got from the GODLY CHAOS BLADE he had the blacksmith, Gengar, make him a amulet that gives him elemental efficiency and resistance, to all elements! and guess wut? Using the [Heavenly Divine Godly Void Ancient Deity Poop Sacred Golden Earth Origin Dragon Veins of Pee Diamond Overlord of Qi Reincarnation Heaven and Earth Scripture]'s new skill he managed to upgrade the amulet to a tier 2 artifact. only kings and legends carry a tier 3 artifact.
then a mysterious man tries to atack Bu Shou, but thankfully Zhou Ling was there and used his powers to kill him. However the man was straonger than he thot and Zhou Ling had to unleash 2% ofhis brain. in dat instant he thought of all posabilities to kill the dude in front of him. den a genuine plan appeared in head.
'I will.. Punch him!' Then the mysterious man attacked. but little did man know was that even tho Zhou Ling was at the Origin Gold Realm, his actually combat power was far above it. going pass thru the Origin Diamond Realm to the Origin Emerald Realm!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!11!!!!!1!!! Then the man got punched and died. Zhou Ling realized he was an assass-in sent by the Titan 4 Groups. The
Titan 4 Groups were 4 groups with titanic-like power that controlled 4 regions of the Heaven Palace. the Jar Men were one of those groups and guess what? Bu Shou was the daughter of the founder of Jar Men. but an enemy want her ded so they send assassin over to kill the daughter so the founde becum hart-broken and #emo and then theyll tem up to kill the foundA!
Zhou Ling was furious and yelled cursing to the ded corpse. But then shiny shingling noise came from it and youll neva guess what it was.. It was a tier 3 artifact!!!!!! Never seen before!!! Zhou Ling activated the artifact but realized it was not just a tier 3 aartifact.. It was at least tier 5 judging by aura!!! In it he can cultivate 1000x faster and it makes his qi droplets condense faster and it helps him nurture the 9 Seed Honey Goldn Flower.
Anyways during that time the ruler of the heaven palace was talking to somebody very importANT and acting very polite and formal to the person
"Great master patriach of the Saint King Sect, pls bless our small continent."
"Hmph you ants are a mere island compared to the other continents. No im being serious the size of your island is literally only 50 earths wide. Who even named you guys continents??? Like its obviously an island. Its only considered a continent if its 10,000 jupiters wide. Smh"
"Pls mighty lord blesh up with your utmost powers."
"Sigh, fine, bring me a very bootiful lady and ill tink about it."
"Yesh sure!" said the Ruler of the Heaven Palace.
Cut back to zHOU LING as he looks for the hideout of the Jar Men. but then he metts a very beautiful jade lady girl who is taking care of dirty child ren-retinas. But then she gets kidnapped in broad daylight by ninjas that have a purple symbol covering the forehead.
"Zhou Ling those peeps are the Moonshine Clan, they do lots of illegal stuff and take jade hoomans, they are also part of the Titan 4 Grops!!!1!!1'
"Hmm Bu Shou lets save that maiden in diestress!"
Then ZHou ling comes up to the ninja and slap them, then they start spurting out blod and almost die!!! Thats how powerful zhou lings slap is. thwn Zhou Ling asks the beautiful maiden if she ok.
"oMg who is this handsome man?? No >.> i must resist since i promised oath thaat i neva twust men again!" UwU (i cringed while rereading this)
However the bootiful maiden, Chu Xuan, was not able to resist that suaveness or something idrk what suave means.
But then at that moment more Moonshine ninjas come and ask him, "u must die for interefering and stuff!!!!!11!!" but then Zhou Ling used Tian Explosion and blew them all up!!
Meanwhile the ruler of Haeven pAlace was informed that Zhou Ling intereered with the jade women lady snatching operation and sent out his secret service guys who was also part of the 4 Titan Groupws!!?!!?!?!?!? they were called… "MHATotallyNotToxicFanClubDekuxBakugoxMisakaxErenXNarutoXHunterxhunter"!!!!! They specialized in the way of poison and even tho they say they not the toxic dudes, they actually are masters of assassination and poison
Why didnt the ruler send them out to kidnap Chu Xuan? cuz the ru;ler was amazing and awesome of course. Anyways the ruler decided to now send them to like the kill Chu XUna, im mean like not kill but likw you know what i mean, kindpa and stuff.
Anyways Zhou Ling noticed that more baddies were coming so he sued the Dragon Buddha Palm to wipe them all out!!! But more enemies kept coming, anf soon even the Jar Men were alerted that the Bu Shou was over there and started battling with Zhou Ling and the other titan groups. meanwhile the ruler was like tots embarrassed in front of the Bygone Empire's Ambassador.
"Is this how you run your pig sty palace? Disgusting ants. i cant believe i have to make an alliance with u. The "contienent" of Ryu shouldnt make an alliance with us, the Bygone Empire! In fact we shall wipe out your puny little continent and send out colonies and make this our young masters private beach!"
"Pls sir you shatdn't do that! I promise you that this is just a one-time orrcuernence, this has never happened before!!!11!?!!?"
"No! get ready for war you ruler of ants!" then the ambassador disappeared at the sped of light.
Then the rulers eyes went red with madness!!!
"ZHOU LINGGFGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"