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Chapter 80 - The Dumpling Couple

The moment Fu Yue heard Wei Chen's snicker, he immediately shot Kane's invitation down without a second thought.

[Shuijiao: If you are tired, go to sleep. Stop making trouble for others.]

[Shuijiao: We are not fighting. Our bond is still going strong!]

[Shuijiao: Also.]

[Shuijiao: He is the best. No questions asked.]

Finished, Fu Yue quit the game lobby and mercilessly rejected Kane's friend request.

At some point, Wei Chen moved his chair and had already logged into the game.

Nonchalantly putting on his headphones, Wei Chen spoke up, "Are you still playing?"

How could Fu Yue say no?

Furiously nodding his head, Fu Yue smiled, "Of course, all this time I was waiting for you!"

Wei Chen gave a slight hum and sent an invitation to Fu Yue.

Early in the morning, the matching time took a little bit longer than usual.

After finding a match, without as much as saying anything Wei Chen wordlessly slammed down Shen.

Fu Yue: "..." So you are sulky after all.

With a guilty conscience that he did not know where it stemmed from, Fu Yue meekly locked in Xue.

After everyone finished picking their heroes, the countdown started and the screen soon changed into a loading screen revealing players' IDs.

With just a casual glance at the enemy team, Fu Yue's eyes twitched.

Why is that guy still playing?!

That's right, the enemy jungler turns out to be Kane who has just played with him not long ago.

Fu Yue subconsciously glanced at Wei Chen to gauge his reaction only to be hit by his faint smile playing at the corner of his mouth.

Whenever a cold beauty like Wei Chen smiled it was like witnessing the ice melt and countless flowers bloom.

However, this time though, Fu Yue felt a chill running down his spine.

He fears that someone is going to be miserable in the next game…

As expected, his gut feeling was not wrong.

Maybe, Wei Chen also woke up and chose violence today.

Fu Yue silently watched as Shen walked out of their base and went straight into the enemy red jungle.

It was not long before Kane who played as Qiao was spotted walking into his jungle and started doing the red buff without knowing that Wei Chen was standing close by.

Just as Kane was about to smite his red buff, Shen suddenly dashed through the wall and stole it away right in front of his eye.

Having hit level 2 by taking away the buff, Shen easily took away Qiao's head as a bonus.

"First Blood!"

Kane: "..."

Kane knew that Zhengjiao was a strong jungler despite being a casual player.

After hearing the cries of children from the second team about this Dumpling Couple, he has been itching to fight against Zhengjiao.

However, their times seemed to mismatch and he never bumped into those two.

As the month was approaching the end, Kane still had a lot of overdue streaming hours to do.

As a result, he pulled an all-nighter, not daring to slack off even for a minute.

But who would have expected that he was lucky enough to bump into Shuijiao?

Even though Zhengjiao was not present, Kane was not discouraged.

Shuijiao's strength was also not to be underestimated. Zhengjiao could run amok on the canyon without a care in the world also thanks to his mid-laner.

In the beginning, Kane was just teasing the other party but as time went on, he truly appreciated this talent.

As long as he gets to play with such a strong mid-laner in the same team, being called a homewrecker is nothing!

BIG was a big club and Kane was rather confident that Shuijiao would be interested in his offer.

However, to his surprise, the other side didn't hesitate to turn him down leaving no room for negotiation.

To make matters worse, the other person's husband came online and they happened to bump into each other as enemies.

Regardless, Kane's wish was finally fulfilled. He was grinning ear to ear ready to enjoy the game to his heart's content.

The other day AB's mid-jungle duo also lost to them so if he were to win here, he can finally shut AB's brainless fans up.

Kane's fatigue instantly vanished. He became wholly focused on the game.

Knowing that by now, his upper jungle should be already turned upside down by Zhengjiao, Kane immediately ran straight to his blue jungle.

Kane could've sneaked into the enemy's red jungle to counter red but with Shuijiao pushing the wave into their tower, he immediately ruled out this idea.

When a nobleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late!

With this thought in mind, he took his blue buff and was about to start killing the frog when all of a sudden, Shen emerged from the dark and started hitting him!

He started with the enemy red jungle and then ran straight into the enemy blue jungle, what kind of a psychopath would do this?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Regardless, Kane reacted quickly but at the end of the day, he was still no match for Shen in a 1 vs 1 fight.

"Zhengjiao has slain BIG_Kane!"

Kane: "..."

[Hahaha it is definitely because you are trying to seduce his wife!]

[Karma strikes fast!]

[The husband came to beat the scumbag hahaha!]

[Daddy Zhengjiao is too 666!]

[Who is this Zhengjiao? He made Kane look like a total noob!]

[The wrath of a husband lol]

Glancing at the barrage, Kane touched his nose in embarrassment.

I was flirting with your wife for a little bit, do you have to be so petty?

It wasn't long before Wei Chen showed Kane how petty he could be.

Kane has never felt so miserable as much as this even during the international matches.

Excuse me?? How in the world did Zhengjiao have as many farms as the top laners????

It is not even 20 minutes and he is already 100 CS ahead and three levels up!

His team's kills are 18 and 12 are on him alone!

His wild areas were looted by the enemy team time and time again to the point that he and his team couldn't even walk into their own jungle!

If it was not because his teammates knew who he was, he would have already been flamed so hard and get reported afterward!

Who are these two?

After being ACE'ed by the enemy team for the third time, Kane typed into the all-chat.

[All] BIG_Kane: Brother Zhengjiao, stop, I am begging you! I am so sorry QAQ. I am going to get scolded by the coach when he wakes up later!

In the meantime, Kane's fans who were losing sleep trying to accompany him collectively covered their faces not wanting to recognize this embarrassment as their idol.

[You! Don't you have no shame!]

[Hyun, you do deserve to be scolded… How dare you lose this miserably to casual players from another region no less???]

[I bet Shuijiao and Zhengjiao are active players from the Chinese division.]

[But… I couldn't recall any mid-jungle duo who is this strong in the Chinese division though?]

[So are they retired players after all?]

While everyone was busy speculating, Zhengjiao, who rarely typed into the chat, suddenly sent out a message.

[All] Zhengjiao: Is this level of aggression to your satisfaction?

Kane: "...?"

Everyone: "...?"

Just when everyone mistakenly thought that Zhengjiao was mocking Kane, Shuijiao's response suddenly came out.

[All] Shuijiao: … As long as it is you, I am fine with anything.]

[All] Zhengjiao: Make sure to tell me next time. I will make sure to satisfy your needs.

[All] Shuijiao: … Got it.

[All] Shuijiao: I will go make us breakfast then.

[All] Zhengjiao: Mn. Thanks.

Single dog Kane & his fans who had blood-shot eyes from the lack of sleep but were forced to eat dog food early in the morning: "..."

Goddammit! You two, go get a room!

[SZ_Zizi: Hahaha, someone wanted to snatch someone else's wife only to be caught red-handed by the husband and got beaten by the latter tsk tsk too miserable too miserable!]

[SZ_Zizi: Is BIG in need of a mid-laner so badly? XD]

[YL_XiaoXi: I was wondering which dog woke everyone up so early in the morning, it turns out to be you?]

[SZ_Zizi: I need to take a piss, what can I do?]

[YL_XiaoXi: Ew. Disgusting! Who wants to know whether you are going to take a piss or a dump?!]

[SZ_Zizi: There are a lot of people. I am just that fabulous.]

[SZ_Zizi: Heart sticker.]

[YL_XiaoXi: knife.jpg.]

[GX_Sally: Stop sullying the group chat of professional players.]

[GX_Sally: You two, go and private chat with each other. Let others get some sleep!]

[TL_BK: … Is there a festival today? Why does everyone wake up so early?]

[SZ_Zizi: Hey. I know that Shuijiao and Zhengjiao are in this group chat. Come out!]

[YL_XiaoXi: #eyeroll# you idiot. Will they come out just because you told them to?]

[SZ_Zizi: @YL_XiaoXi Heh. Aren't you worried that you would get arrested by these two later on? A delicate ADC like you who is constantly being protected by the team.]

[YL_XiaoXi: @SZ_Zizi are you worried that Shuijiao would beat you in the mid-lane? Is that why you are in a hurry to find who he/she is?]

[SZ_Zizi: Aw I am so scared~]

[GX_Sally: I am going to mute this group chat, if you two are going to keep this up!]

[SZ_Zizi: Anyway. Look at this screenshot.]

[SZ_Zizi: image.jpg.]

[SZ_Zizi: Are there any abnormal players in our region who wake up to train in the morning and eat breakfast like normal people???]

[TL_BK: … @TM_Silence?]

[SZ_Zizi: Ain't no way it is him. Do you think that wooden block would call himself 'Steamed Dumpling' and play a couple with a 'Boiled Dumpling'?]

[SZ_Zizi: I have known him for years. That guy… sigh. He is hopeless, hopeless!]

[TL_BK: … Did you forget that at the moment he is in a love scandal with a game anchor and his rookie mid-laner?]

[SZ_Zizi: He is doing this to shift everyone's attention from our only Omega mid-laner! As an Alpha, you need to protect an Omega ah!]

[GX_Sally: Assuming that Zhengjiao is @TM_Silence then won't that mean Shuijiao is @TM_404? Is that rookie that powerful?]

[YL_XiaoXi: @GX_Sally He is but Xiao Yue is more of the aggressive type. Shuijiao has been playing more like a sup DPS than the main carry.]

[SZ_Zizi: I have a guess. Look at the way they are flirting. @IB_Cola @IB_Cookies come out!]

[TL_BK: I don't think it's them…]

[SZ_Zizi: @TL_BK why not? They have been selling themselves for all these years as an AA couple.]

[IB_Cookies: Pei @SZ_Zizi What are you on about?! Who is a couple with that stinky guy?! We are strictly business!]

[IB_Cola: #vomit# Who is in love with that rainbow-haired guy??? Please, my eyes are not that bad, okay??]

[IB_Cookies: @IB_Cola what's wrong with my hair?? How about you take a look at your own face in the mirror before talking??]

[GX_Sally: I am off.]

[TL_BK: I have a match today. Good morning.]

[YL_XiaoXi: I came here for nothing.]

[SZ_Zizi: Hey. You are all leaving?]

[TM_Silence: ?]

[SZ_Zizi: @TM_Silence what is taking you so long to come?]

[TM_Silence: Breakfast.]

[SZ_Zizi: Ah. Right. I forgot that you built differently. You go for a morning jog and even bring back breakfast tsk tsk.]

[TM_Silence: Not a takeout.]

[SZ_Zizi: … You cook?]

[TM_Silence: Fu Yue made it.]

[TM_Silence: We are eating together.]

Zizi squinted his groggy eyes at Wei Chen's texts and was a bit puzzled.

Why do I feel like he is bragging? Is my mind still muddled since it is still early?

[SZ_Zizi: Wow, so envious.]

[TM_Silence: I know.]

[SZ_Zizi: … You know what. I am going back to sleep some more.]

Time passed in the blink of an eye and the first month of the spring tournament was already over.

Tian Meng's second team showed remarkable results but eventually, in the face of experienced teams, they fell apart.

As of now, Tian Meng's result was 4-4 placing them in eighth place, the lowest ranking to start the new season in their history.

Tian Meng's fans were frustrated and complaints were seen everywhere all over Weibo.

Since the club didn't give them any explanation, they protested by not buying the tickets and watching the game in the arena.

Due to this, Tian Meng who used to be the public's favorite had many empty seats during their matches.

A lot of famous bloggers also made a video about this and said that Tian Meng's prestige had fallen to the point that they had to resort to using the hype by recruiting Omega and making a love scandal using Silence's name.

Tian Meng is no longer a giant anymore.

While the storm was brewing on the internet, today's highlight match was between TM and YL.

Since TM's fans decided not to come, the venue was mostly occupied by YL's fans.

YL's representative color was white whereas TM's color was blue. One could see that white dominated the crowd which caused quite an embarrassing scene for a big team like TM.

Commentator A took in this scene and sighed, "Who would have thought that one day a mid-sized organization like YL would receive more support than a giant organization like TM? YL has really come so far with the addition of XiaoXi!]

Commentator B nodded, "TM has been sending their second team to play and they have been losing 4 times in a row. It is no wonder that the fans are disappointed! Let's see whether they will still send the second team to play against God Xi!]

Commentator A concluded, "Okay. With everyone's enthusiasm let's welcome the players on stage!"

The crowd cheered and soon, YL stepped onto the stage and got into their positions.

A few seconds later on, TM's players came out arousing gasps from the crowd. Both the commentators shouted in excitement, "TM has sent out the main team!"

"Will TM finally bounce back today?!"

Fu Yue lightly glanced at the crowd and he could feel the excitement in the air. The corner of his lips curled.

As expected, he really misses standing on the stage.