"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" I can't say anything else, while I leaf through the tome I have in my hands as quickly as possible, looking for a spell that can save the lives of me and my best friend. In fact, just as I switch to spells starting with the letter R, the wyvern we were supposed to be dealing with seems to be about to take care of us.
"Hey, Sochris, how much longer do you need?!" yells my best friend and adventures partner... Adventure, actually, this being our first assignment, as we've been adventurers for just over a day.
It doesn't take long for my adventure partner's sword to break, due to the resistant scales of the wyvern and its constant attacks, which he can barely resist.
There's no more time, so I just have to start scrolling fas- Fuck, fuck, fuck! My best friend was just blown away by a wyvern's tail swipe!
"Reload, no! Rhyme, no! Shit, R is such a shitty letter!" then I switch to the S "Sack, no! Sail, no! Sex slave, n-" I look better at the wyvern's face "Yeah, you're really ugly, but I'm convinced death is even more so!" so, determined to make her my sex slave, in order to save our lives, I pronounce the spell and cast it against the wyv- Wha- What?!
Suddenly, my best friend's mother, also an adventurer, appears out of nowhere, throwing herself at the wyvern. He manages to kill her, stabbing one of her two daggers in the middle of her left eye, but... In doing so, she has taken full (by mistake) my sexual slavery spell!