"Fuck!" That hurt. Definitely didn't die from that fall but my longer than average nose did get significantly bruised from it. 'Dam today sucks'
I then walked over to the fridge to pull out some water, but after opening the handle and putting my head in to reach for my water bottle I notice the fridge getting closer to my face.
'Oh fuck don't tell me'. By then it was too late the fridge collapsed on me killing me on the spot. The last thing I felt and saw was my phalic shaped water bottle and the heavy black fridge ram into my ass.
Then I awoke as if everything was a dream. Except, 'wait what the hell why is everything white?' 'And who is that weird guy staring down at me?'