"AHH CHOO!"
A sneeze from one particular individual have cause a ripple in the multiverse.
This ripple have cause a small miniscule tear in the multiverse that instantly fix itself. When was the last time a phenomenon like this happend?
NEVER
Yes,
Never ever something like this happend.
This is the first time and probably the last time.
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"hmmm? how did I end up here?" question a young man in a tuxedo.
This young man in the tuxedo can be seen standing on a sandy beach.
"I was driving and now... somehow Iam here?." He said spotting a look of bewilderment.
'The fuk?,' he cursed as he cant wrap his head around this situation.
'hmm, wait.. on second thought...' he start to contemplating something.
'isnt this great? I was driving to the beach eitherway,' He said grinning wide.
What? To the beach in a tuxedo?
'did I accidently teleport myself here when I sneezed?,' he thought throwing all the important question out of the window.
No you did not, the multiverse teleported you here.
' hehehe, I am so amazing to be able to teleport by only sneezing, I must be god's favourite for Him to bestow me this kind of miracle, ' he thought gigling to himself.
Wow, no words. This young man is indeed special to have such blasphemous thought process and plus who the fuck wear a tuxedo and goes to the beach?
The young man is now looking around, discerning his surrounding. Infront of him as far as eye could see is the vast blue sea and behind him is a forest full of vegetation.
" now where should I go?." He said looking left and right.
" Well to the right we go! always start your step with your right foot." He said cheerfully
And the young man start walking slowly along the beach, while walking he can hear various noises of animal coming out from the forest.
'tiger, monkey, penguin, bird, turtle, pig' He thought listing down mentally the type of animal he heard.
How does he know?
'wow so many animals better stay away from the forest,' he reason to himself.
Hmm, at least he can be reasonable
He walk leisurely while enjoying the beautiful view. After almost an hour of walking he stop.
'Ugh, does this beach have no end? or have Ive been walking in circle?,' he thought sighing.
He have exhausted himself walking, it is hard to walk on this beach because it is so sandy. And the shoe he wear is not especially suitable on a sandy surface. He wear a black loafer and now alot of sand have gotten inside his loafer making it much more unbearable for him to keep walking.
" Haish,,, I should have wore some slipper." He said regretting wearing a loafer.
No you should regret wearing the tuxedo instead.
Now exhausted, he sat plopping himself comfortably on the sandy beach.
' I wonder can I teleport again?,' he thought.
No you cant, you are just unlucky enough to be swallowed by the tear in the multiverse.
' God have bestow me thid gift of teleportation, I must figure out how to teleport,' he thought suddenly regaining his vigour.
Does an hour walk have already futher damage his out of norm brain? who does he think he is? Does he really fancied himself as god's favourite? BLASPHEMOUS!
" maybe I should make a triangle hand shape to be able to teleport" said the young man while making the handsign.
Huh, dream on!
" After that.... I should focus on where I want to teleport to " closing his eye he began to focus.
That aint gonna work!
' people,,, I want to teleport to someone, that someone must be a woman, beautiful, single, younger than me, feminine, innocent, kind hearted, blue eye, long smooth silky hair, know how to cook, 165 cm, sexy body, not fat and... '
Oh my god, does he really think it will work? And stop fantasizing about your dream girl!
* pop *
with a pop, the young man vanish from thin air.
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EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????!!!!!!!!!