Parker: Hey losers, guess what?
Misha: Loser says what?
Rin: what?
Jay: LMAO!
Rin: Fuck you Misha! I sent that before your text came through!
Misha: Suuure you did. Good excuse. Blame it on the timing.
Anon: What is it Parker?
Parker: Anon is the only one who cares about me :'(
Anon: Ew, no I don't. I just want to get this conversation over with. And don't use outdated emoticons. Old man!
Misha: I'm hurt! I care. When are you showing up with the beer and pizza?
Rin: haha! Seems like Misha only cares about the food you bring. Not you.
Jay: Babe, you want pizza? I'll have some delivered to your place.
Parker: ENOUGH! Damn, I've got news dickwads!
Rin: sorry.
Jay: Yeah, sorry.
Misha: What's your news? We don't have all day you know.
Parker: I'm going to be on a reality tv series! It's called "All Out Athlete". Isn't that awesome!?!?! :D
