As I was pretending to sleep, my sister had walked in.
She is the most loud and annoying person in the world.
In my brain, fast paced music was playing. This song fit this situation perfectly. I really don't want to wake up, should I just act like I'm sleeping?
No, that wouldn't work.
I should just listen to her and go on with my life.
"JIMMAYZ, WAKE UP YOU DUMPLING AND GO SHAVE OFF YOUR MUSTACHE"
Ugh that sister of mine, she really is loud.
Well, shes not wrong my mustache is giving me a rough time. I can hardly get any sleep with this mustache itching my face.
Maybe I should get a shower in before starting the rest of my day.
"JIMMAYZ THE SHOWER IS BROKEN AND ONLY SHOOTS BUGS AND COLD WATER"
UGH WHAT DID MY STUPID SISTER DO THIS TIME.
Well I guess I'll need to go to the local bathhouse.
The sun was up and the birds were chirping, it was the crack of dawn.
In the far distance I saw a small, faint image of a bald man running in his underwear.
This weird man has started to approach me, I thought to myself, why do I attract all the weirdos.
The closer the man came, I had realized it was my cousin Yutao .
"HOWDY MATE, YUTAO HERE LOOKING FOR SOME NICE BIRDS FOR DINNER CAW CAW"
Yes, something is definitely up with him.
Well maybe I should go to the bathouse and ignore him.