1. Generic Opening.
A bit to the left~
Ah! You passed it.
Now it's a bit to the right~
Ah!?
A, ahem! Juuuust~ a bit to the left!
…
Aaa~ don't go! Just itty-bitty more to the right~
Perfect!! That's the spot!
Now then, I'm sure most of you are wondering what I'm doing right now and to whom I'm talking, no?
Well, the answer is….. *dudududung drumming sound….
No one! Yay!! That's right, no one!
How about the other one? What am I doing? It's just me adjusting my eyesight like a camera~~
….
Haha, don't be shy, I'm sure you think I'm crazy right? But you see… when you have all the time in the world, but you can't even move your body properly this is what will happen!
Am I sick? Nah, I couldn't be healthier than this.
Enough bullshitting~ I'll tell you the answer… *dududududududuDUNG!! It's because I'm a six-month-old baby. Yeay!!!
I'm sure I don't need to explain my situation anymore, right? I'm sure anyone already in my situation, is a reincarnation! Yay!! The ultimate wish for our kind!!
Anyway, I really needed to stop playing around.
***
So, here's what happened… For some unknown reason I'm meeting my end in my old world, and I'm reincarnated as a baby in this world.
Why is it unknown? Well, it's because I don't remember how I died either. I have knowledge of modern life, society, etc. but I can't remember my name, my job, or any friends, and I don't remember my family anymore.
Losing my identity might be a big deal but it looks like the old me it's a happy-go-lucky person. It affected me for a few weeks and now, I'm accepted like nothing.
That's why… I just let it go altogether. From now on, I'm Leo Kaeya. A newborn baby with a slightly mature mind and slightly out-of-the-world knowledge.
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Next, I'm sure you are all curious about my new family, right? Well, I'll still say it whether you are all curious or not.
This is also the reason why I monologue like this in my head after six months, not after I was born in this world. Because I wasn't sure about my own family until recently.
In the first two weeks. It was almost like pure darkness with only a bit of light entering my eyes. Well, I spend most of my time sleeping so it helped me not to die of boredom.
After a few more weeks I'm finally able to consistently open my eyes while I'm awake, but everything was a blur, so my only source of information was sound. But it was a bit tricky too as I didn't understand a thing of what they said, Leo Kaeya seemed to be or I guessed it to be my name, as they sometimes said that before they came to me or held me.
Then I'm slowly able to see the face of the one taking care of me, then slowly my ability to see my surroundings too, what do you expect? Even if I have a matured mind doesn't mean it will increase my growth speed.
Anyway, Now I'm six months old I can start to crawl here and there and also finally recognize my family.
Now, it's finally time to introduce people around me, let's start with the maid.
Yea, you didn't hear me wrong, it's literally a maid, and it's not a middle ages western maid, but more like a modern Akiba maid, of course, they don't have oversexualized outfits, like short skirts or wide opening on the chest, it's more a modest one with below knees skirt however still many frilly here and there. so it's modest and cute while sexy was the farthest impression from there. looks like we deviated a bit from the topic.
Anyway, the maid was the one who spent the most time taking care of me. Surprisingly the maid who took care of me looked young or… maybe not that surprising.
Selka, who I guessed was my personal maid, only looked like a teenager, in the modern world she would be a fourth or fifth grader. Her face was quite plain as there isn't anything special or unique but it doesn't mean she was ugly, she's quite cute actually with her a bit of twirly blonde hair and Maid outfit she's very cute! Oh, let me remind you first if you start to think anything strange, I don't have a maid fetish! This is important so I'm going to say it two times, I Don't Have a Maid Fetish! I'm not lying so believe in me!!
Cough Cough! Ahem!
Next, My family let's go from the top, my father. My father didn't spend much time with me, however, I do see him a few times a week.
My father, Christopher Kaeya has a leanly muscled build. Whenever I saw him, he always wore something like a military uniform. Why a military uniform? Actually, it is just my guess because it looks similar to School Uniform but at the same time, it also looks similar to a formal suit.
Because he looked charismatic, strong, and noble whenever I saw him. I just assumed it was a military uniform, then his face was undoubtedly handsome. I know beautiful and handsome are subjective, but I'm sure 80% or more of those who saw him would say that he's handsome. I really hope I inherited his genes.
Then my mother… or should I say mothers with s in it. This is one of the reasons I took this much time to recognize my family.
Two beautiful women usually come and cuddle me, one is a woman with long dark blue hair.
At first, I thought she had black hair. It was only after I played with her hair that I realized it was dark blue. Ah! I'm talking about something unimportant here, my apologize. Back to the topic.
This mother of mine could be called a personification of elegance. No matter how I saw her she always looks elegant, or maybe it was because of my low standard that I saw her this way? But I don't see the other acting as gracefully as her. Mmm~ anyway Melody is her name, she is an elegant, graceful and also sweet mother of mine.
On the other hand, Flora. The other mother of mine is the exact opposite of Melody, Yeah once again you didn't hear it wrong, I have two mothers.
If Melody could be called graceful, Flora is what they called wild beauty. She had fiery red hair and was quite packed, she was still unquestionably a beauty but she was crude! She sometimes even gets scolded by Melody because of how she cuddles me. If there are injuries in my cute body and she's the only reason behind it. No! I'm not crying! I didn't cry! It's just baby tear glands that are too fragile!
And to my surprise, I'm Flora's direct son, which means she's the one who is pregnant with me… the irony. My parents' relationship couldn't be called the best in the world but it still could be called at the top. My mothers have very good relationships, whether with my father, or with each other.
I also have siblings but I'll tell you later, I'm sleepy~ time to sleep~ Qiao~~